Maximum #08
25 июля 1996 |
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Foreword - The newspaper in a reader ...
List BBS - A list of running BBS.
Reprinted with cont. - Collection of marasmus Soviet programmers.
Version - 2 versions of the game: 48 UTYUGOV.
Video - Action 96-year "Back to Back".
solid jokes - 8 & 3 prikolovo joke.
Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
Razbiralka - How to beat the game DANGEROUS MOUSE in BLACK FOREST.
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ...
solid jokes - 8 & 3 prikolovo joke.
Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
Razbiralka - How to beat the game DANGEROUS MOUSE in BLACK FOREST.
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ... " alt="Foreword - The newspaper in a reader ...
List BBS - A list of running BBS.
Reprinted with cont. - Collection of marasmus Soviet programmers.
Version - 2 versions of the game: 48 UTYUGOV.
Video - Action 96-year "Back to Back".
solid jokes - 8 & 3 prikolovo joke. Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
Razbiralka - How to beat the game DANGEROUS MOUSE in BLACK FOREST.
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ... ">
Razbiralka - How to beat the game DANGEROUS MOUSE in BLACK FOREST.
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ... " alt="Foreword - The newspaper in a reader ...
List BBS - A list of running BBS.
Reprinted with cont. - Collection of marasmus Soviet programmers.
Version - 2 versions of the game: 48 UTYUGOV.
Video - Action 96-year "Back to Back".
solid jokes - 8 & 3 prikolovo joke. Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
Razbiralka - How to beat the game DANGEROUS MOUSE in BLACK FOREST.
Advertising - Advertisements and announcements ... ">
WEEKLY 26.07.1996 PREFACE. (C) RINDEX Hello. So we went to one reader. This is due to many reasons. Firstly the most important reason is that you We do not write. I would like to know why. Then today, when You look at the section where a list of BBS for the next week, you will find only one BBS'ku that accepts mail for our newspaper. Accordingly, we reduce the amount of newspapers, so that you can upload it to other BBS'ki. Unfortunately I do I can not. Go further. Now summer is in full swing. Many left Moscow, respectively, we now have a much smaller readership than it was before. Let him pull himself up by September, there read out. Closer to September we will again be published in two reader, well, but in the meantime, we will be releasing MAXIMUM just one. In September we will open several new subdivisions. In the meantime, they are just being developed. July 30 Birthday of Clive Sinclair. Congratulations. And I would say that's what. I thank him very much, for what gave all of us such a wonderful machine, as our Speccy. He is alive and will live. Hooray! Well, so far, and all I wanted to tell you in this section. We comes out every week. Look for our newspaper to BBS'kah and upload it on those BBS - where it is not. TABLE OF CONTENTS (C) RINDEX That's what we can to please you today. 1 ...................... List of staff BBS. 2 .................. Reprinted with the extension. 3 ..................................... Version. 4 ...................................... Video. 5 ........................... Solid fun. 6 ................................. Razbiralka. 7 .................................... Advertising. 8 ..................................... Epilogue. List of working with the BBS for 29/07/1996 04/08/1996 (C) CDS SOFT (C) RINDEX Thus, CDS SOFT with us again, but the good news he did not brought. Thus, small differences, a la find ten differences in the two pictures from last week. Let's start with the good news. Begin work ESTEL BBS, QUAKE BBS and ICS BBS. Hooray! PREDATOR BBS little to boost its schedule. In DITRONIK 2 BBS appeared the third drive. And that's very bad news. Closed RAVER BBS (retired on deserved rest, and even computer was broken, in addition, will a month), DITRONIK 4 BBS (retired on a holiday, open sometime in September and broke a computer), GMS BBS (closed indefinitely) and CHIP BBS (broken computer). Well as you? Summer ... Happy konnekta. ўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўў ZX-Net ўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўў ALEX BBS 164-1684 (Alexei) ........... ALEX 30, 31 July and 3 August from 22.30 to 06.20 Tema: general (non-dem) ON-LINE Information Referral Sekr.fayly: to_alex, FORONLIN Drive: A, B DITRONIK 2 BBS 329-4385 (Paul) Tues, Wed, Thu. from 00.00 to 07.00 Topic: General MAXIMUM Sekr.fayly:> MAXIMUM, PAVEL, DITRONIK, API SOFT Drive: A, B, C DITRONIK 5 BBS 492-0691 (Vladimir) ........ V SOFT Thu., Sat from 20.00 to 23.00 Topic: General BRED Sekr.fayly: to_sysop, TO_BRED, TO_BREDC Drive: A ICS BBS 478-9108 (Vyacheslav) ........ MARKUS Daily from 00.00 to 09.00 Topic: General Drive: A, B MANIAC BBS 387-0763 (Dmitry) Mon, Wed, Fri, Sun from 00.00 to 07.00 Topic: General Sekr.fayly: to_man Drive: A, B A.K.L. BBS 175-7792 (Constantine) ...... A.K.L. Mon, Wed, Thu. from 23.00 to 07.00 Tema: general Sekr.fayly: AKL0 ... 5 Drive: A, B DT3 BBS 562-9769 (Artem) ......... ART SOFT Mon, Wed, Fri from 23.00 to 07.00 Topic: General Sekr.fayly: to_sysop Drive: A FARAON a BBS 372-0531 (Victor) .......... FARAON Tues, Thurs., Sat from 22.00 to 07.00 Subject: Information and Game Sekr.fayly: to_sysop Drive: A, B LIME 1 BBS 353-7123 (Sergei) .......... GROFAZ Fri, Sat, Sun from 20.30 to 23.30 Subject: General LIME TREE Drive: A ўўўўўўўў user stations not included in the ZX-Net ўўўўўўўўў ABC BBS 361-3822 (Andrew) .......... DRIVER Tues, Thurs., Sun from 23.00 to 05.00 Topic: General Sekr.fayly: to_sysop Drive: A, B QUAKE BBS 499-9054 (Alex) Mon, Tues, Fri, Sat from 00.00 to 08.00 Subject: Information and general Drive: A, B PREDATOR BBS 903-0347 (Sergei) ........ PREDATOR Daily from 22.00 to 03.00 Topic: General Sekr.fayly: to_sisop Drive: A ESTEL BBS 307-3864 (Peter) ........ ELLY ESTEL Daily at 00. to 07.30 Topic: General Sekr.fayly:> 3073864,> ESTEL Drive: A DIGITECS BBS 936-1253 (Vladislav) ..... DIGITECS MF from 23.30 to 05.00 Tema: general Sekr.fayly: to_sysop Drive: A FERRUM BBS 365-7518 (Paul) ..... MPR HARDWARE Fri, Sat, Sun from 21.00 to 23.30 Tema: general (preferably iron) Drive: A, B, C FARAON 2 BBS 554-1582 (Alex) Daily from 22.00 to 01.00 Subject: general (demos) Sekr.fayly: to_sysop, to_alex Drive: A ўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўў Mark "MAXIMUM", "ON-LINE", "BRED", "TIME", "ZX-WORLD", "LIME TREE "mean that these BBS'ki accept mail for the corresponding ing computer publications. Earnest request: make sure to leave your contact information! Secret file of the newspaper editorial BBS "MAXIMUM": > MAXIMUM with any extension. Mandatory secret files for the network ZX-Net: secret.W, SPACE.W All changes in the servers and BBS to register please call: 395-8162, from 12.00 to 22.00 (Alexander). ўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўўў Reprinted with CONTINUATION. (R) Pavel Fedin Soviet programmers Collection of Soviet marasmus Programmers Issue 1-e unfinished. CORPORATION PCS Corporation Publishing Division Moscow -1991 Rump Soviet programmers. Resistor to 2 kilobytes. - Norton Commander for BC - this thing! - Yeah, and Stream Tracker for abaca is just a class ... "Hackers of the world unite" This parasite have cut the wire. Ah, you catch on the drive. SchA all the tape you will! - Why do you have so many mistakes? - It's Turbo Russian + + Diskovert - Garni yaschik. Let him be in it kukurudzu hraniti (Ukrainian) Insertni drive into a hole A close squiggles and plyuhnis Liu Buoy Kay. SchA go to the morgue to untangle wires. Y, shameless eyes, all the drives prokusal. Magnet into your bag. Discs fresh, peeled. Let go of the wire - car sick! Pressing machine produces lustful cries ... - And chago she screams? - This is the sound program that alive flushed down the toilet. Bring thee into the open field and click the Reset ... If it were not, what format discs. To control for reading other people's CDs, be prepared. These idiots should be open by one and washed in turn To drown you in data. Join the community to combat anti-virus Take your dirty manipulators, moron. - Look, if kilobyte - 1024 bytes, kilobab - 1024 women? - Yes to you so much! May you all my life at the focal program. (Option: To you C for the calculator to teach.) I am a poet, am called Platosha, From me to you all Microsha. (Shown fig) How perverted, so on my drive. Depraved as the Enter key on "Corvette." S'Escape'ivaysya here until at Ctrl + Alt + Del'u not received. Well pischish as speaker of ES'ki ... Are you stuffed the cartridge? You, the modem gramophone, smoduliruysya quickly here! - You've got everything on the disk? - Not a bit of conscience, you do not have! - You face the resident, sliding right now with my car, and then FAT'u grab! - Do not put his head on the transformer - the brains demagnetize ... - I'll pokopiruyu, I'll pokopiruyu! Right now, so I will take away, no UnErase does not help! - You, whack, stop all sorts of nasty things to type - there are already monitor Blush! - What are you playing all the time - space before pushing through the floor! - You do not hacker, you fucker! - I ... And I wrote a virus for a calculator! - Yes, and? At Borland C + + or Turbo Basic? - Log urgently in Turbo Pascal! Well, faster, faster! - Came in? Well, come out! - What is this editor! This is not the editor directly, and Editor any! - Wow, what a thing! On what you clicked? What? Well done! Genius! ... He'll drive formatted ... - You know, DEC released the tape for IBM! - Yeah, and even gramophone for Cray! - Right now wiped away, the door is open before you can! - AND-B-M-Al-C-A-T sovmistimy with ... printer! (Heard a hymn of the Soviet Union) - Usually for storing information and programs can be used flexible drive, or brains of the author ... - For such games the authors have to make hard drive manually form ma be interpreted to or instead of tape to the printer to charge ... - Keyboard not want to chew? - Shortest virus written by a programmer from our company - He is 0 bytes, and even the author does not know what he's doing. - Mikola, I spymav virus! - So Bring him syudy! - Y yaky hitry! Tse you vedmevd HI! - Well, you and the font! Worse than that on the abacus! - Shut up! You and a spoil! - Who touch my car, and all vytrogal?! - E. .. E. .. E now you drive me tear! - And by how much will he? - Under 720 ... - There will be 2 to 360. - The fool look you want? - I want to. - Vaughn, an optical disc in ES'ku vanities. - Discs are not needed? - A new? - More girls. Nothing unnatural is not shameful and pechataemo. Taking away the car home, scraped off the inventory number. Better bang president than Pomaia residents ... Sigaya the window, and bequeathed to someone else drives. The more programs you can write off the programmer, the higher it chains nitsya. Before you delete a file from the disk, make sure it's not yours! VERSION (C) RINDEX Something I swore in recent issues of "mafia". Today praise. And yet. I beg you not to run around those who found their version of our Section okritikovannoy. Unfortunately I am stating only the facts. And facts are stubborn things ... Today disassemble the game, after which stirred our din-Maker - is a 48 irons. I have two versions of this toy. Version 1. It did seem to the authors themselves. Just about anything anywhere not written and all, even the "intro" no. All is good, but ... Passing the last fifth stage of the game I wrote that I had passed before the end of and threw me back on the menu. Where's the epilogue?? At least the code to it written, how to write code for the next stages. Well, I he already knew, and then ... It takes 908 sectors. Version 2. And here is the MAFIA. There are also "intro", and is written as play with eternal life. That's good. And most importantly, having the fifth stage again until the end, the program itself I uploaded an epilogue. This version takes a 992 sector. I hope you make the right choice. The second version is steeper on all counts. At present, for now. VIDEO. (C) RINDEX Today we are opening a new section. Was once a long time there was such in the newspaper ON-LINE, but there were considered only pirated copies films. We will only consider licensing as both the recording quality is much better, and it's time to get used to only licensing films, as did all the civilized nations of the world Since the licensing movies bit more expensive than a pirate, then here we will describe a little movie. Well, buy it or not, this is up to you. Another slight digression. Since I am partial to the militants, there will be not quite a lot of comedies and Melodrama. Today we will consider how to talk to the TV, the steepest Action 1996 - back to back. Two hired killers working for the Yakuza are coming to Los Angeles to kill the mafia boss, who did not pay money to the yakuza. And so, until they go to a restaurant to do away with the mafia boss who always dines there at that time quite a nervous cop, Bob (Michael Rooker "JFK") shoots a few bank robbers. But it oslazhnyaetsya fact that it already fired from the police, and therefore it is taken to the police station However, one crazy robber can escape by car and behind him in pursuit by police. This crazy crashes into a car hired killers, and rushes into the restaurant and takes all sitting there as hostages. Mafia boss has already approached the restaurant, turns around and goes to dinner at another location. Two yakuza decide to get rid of this psycho, but he was all tied explosive C-4, and if someone will begin to move it all explode. Odnumu of the yakuza, the Name Koji (Rio Ishibashi, "American Yakuza"), it is possible to cut off his hand with a detonator in a psycho. All the hostages are free, but crazy recovering from the pain began to shoot from AKM-74, and wounded another yakuza, in whose hands was the suitcase. However, collecting all their forces he goes to the bar and the second is taken to the police ... Well, you and the beginning of the film. In the end, and the yakuza, and disgraced cop Bob skoreshatsya and begin gram and the mafia, and police, as the head is connected with the mafia. End this movie is very interesting. I thought it would be a bit wrong but it turned out differently. Well, what else can I say. At the coolest action movie this movie does not pull. But it is worth a look. Film is not bad, the plot pretty twisted. Lovers of the militants, must like. P.S. Official dealers of video programs: Concern VIDEO SERVICE Studio and Soyuz. SOLID FUN (C) SPEED INFO (R) RINDEX I'm tired of torn between them. Now and go: a week - wife, a week - vodka. In bed, my husband has to impersonate a blacksmith on the anvil! Everybody wants "new Russian", and old something to donate? Her body remained hidden a lot of places still untouched by human hands. Gave his mistress vibrator for my birthday, and the next day she kicked me. In real life I'm very fragile, but in bed can withstand load several atmospheres. I wanted a baby, and Alexander gave me every assistance. He rubbed my breasts, but the fire was not lit. -------------------------------------------------- ------------- (C) RINDEX On the Ukrainian market guy sells parrot and turkey. Suits popupatel and asks: - How much is a parrot? - Million. - Why so expensive? Is he saying? - Yes. Says: "You fool!" - It's about whom he speaks? - Buy will be on you. Buyer stood and thought and said: - And how much turkey? - Ten million! - And that, he also says: "You fool!" ? - No, but he thinks so. * In the jewelry store bandit comes and says to the seller: - Listen, I need a gold cross, like my homies. The seller offers to watch it on the counter and choose what will like it. - E-uh. None. I nuzhet grams at 700-900, that hung me here in this thread. Seller requests to wait and goes to the warehouse. After a time he comes in and says: - That was left alone at 858 grams. Bandit twisted cross in his hands and says: - Here I need the same weight, but without the gymnast. * And you know, declared a "new Chukchi? No? They crimson skis and 600 deer. -------------------------------------------------- ------------- (R) IRONMAN COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS Textbook for junior and middle academic staff. "The citizen does not need fools. So here I am. " Unknown ensign. 90. Now I'll explain why in a train stop-cock is red and in airplane - blue. 91. In case of alarm pants to fly on a stool poklast to the exit. 92. I'll tear off your hands so as not talking when it came. 93. The radio station should be located at the head of the prison. 94. On the battlefield, heard screams and moans of the dead. 95. The reorganization affected the division and other kinds of troops. 96. Person in the photo must be square. 97. Why are you lying here? Your place is not here! 98. Once the diode is open, the law takes effect Ki rhgofa. 99. What is a grid? It cut through sheet metal with a It holes. 100. The machine works like this: one, two, three - and you do not! 101. Eliminate this shortcoming, as hair. 102. All buttons should be sewn tightly as a barrier. 103. What are you writing in green ink in black and white? 104. I know that you have a head - Butt. You all necessary information in the notebooks we have - that's how I do. 105. Abashidze, overgrown, like an elephant, hairy, like a snake! 106. Do not put your hand wherever dog nose finds itself. 107. You say: radiation, radiation. Some of the sailors on For example, for years do not come out of nuclear submarines, and ME forward to their wives give birth to normal, healthy children. 108. - If a stone to throw it up because him a force gravity it will fall to the ground. - And if he falls into the water? - It does not concern us, are engaged in the Navy. 109. Shut up, I ask you! You are a cadet or where? In exercises or what? RAZBIRALKA (C) RINDEX At present, under my watchful eyes got a bad game called ... DANGER MOUSE IN BLACK FOREST "CASTLE OF THE BLACK FOREST" The challenge is ... And read it yourself at the beginning. There will be a short introduction to the game. I, in turn, you now tell how to get this game to end, but rather only to mid-game. The thing that should be the second part of the adventure Dangerous Bat, but it I do not have a pity ... So, you appear at the forest edge. Inspect the tree and climb up on it. There you will find in the hollow of the pick. Get off the tree and go to the house of wood mouse. Front of the house will be based on four Subject: shovel, hatchet, bottle and fork (nozhevka) (error Russifiers). Take a hatchet, but he appears out of nowhere and you're very mouse spryachtes better of her she is at home. Inspect the house Take a head of garlic and jump if you want a basement. It's dark. Go back to the edge. Standing on the edge? Now go down the path to the bridge, and then we turn off into the woods. There are logs. With the ax chopping them. Take the lumps. With the chocks can now be safely lowered boat into the water. But wait until it is done. Go back to the house mouse. We now choose a shovel. Found in the woods where using shovels to remove snow. If the snow is removed, then You become the owner of the rope. Now you can go to the boat and swim across the lake. With the help of a rope climbs out the window at the castle's towers. There in the kitchen sleeping werewolf-cook, and lie on the shelf milk, herring and pepper. Can take any subject and the werewolf suddenly wakes up and starts chasing you. Run up the stairs. There, take a pen and jump down, trying to fly through this pen. Of course, nothing happens, but nothing terrible There. Go to where the boat is only now wrap into the woods and go downstream. There you will cross the river the stones. Try it, but do not forget to add water bytyl previously drove to the house mouse and took her. While you are typing the water You find in the river ring. Take it and come back. Now we go further downstream and find ourselves at the entrance to abandoned mine. There are a flashlight, a pick and a sack. Take flashlight and go further, obsmatrivat mine. Find two more Subject: gold coin and a bucket. Thirst for gold should give, Take a bucket. Go now to the house mouse and climb up into the dark cellar with a lantern God, you will see a huge gorilla. Give her a pen, she will be with him to play. For this gorilla is the gate, you enter into them. There are still two things: a barrel of gunpowder and the compass. Take a compass. Far away in the woods with a compass, you will find a hermit crab. He was clearly something lost. Try to give him a ring, which You find picking up a bottle of water. He would be glad for it and give you a bottle of sleeping water. Go lull cook werewolf. If put to sleep, then go straight into the passage. Now try to go left. There are mechanical mouse-vampires. Do not try to smell garlic against the technology does not trample. Turn the switch and go better right. Flower of the vampire is not working and you go quietly further, but here you meet a hungry cat guard. Give him milk, but this is not enough for him. Give him and herring. Glut oneself cat will digest the food, and you move on. You have to stand on a snow-covered lawn with a handy pull-down to ditch. Naberayte bucket of water and go to where the mice-Vampires. No mechanics are not able to withstand ordinary water. Mice all dead. Go to the basement and remove the skeleton by nozhevki that You are, I hope they took the house wood mouse (forks). That's where the fun begins. You are given a code to the second part of the game, and you'll find yourself in a trap. Then he wrote a program that you can choose to play in the second part and the end wrote a clear and unambiguous inscription as: to be continued ... That's kind of like it. How much you have noticed that many objects do not ispolzuyutsya. Well, someone is the continuation of this game, or who passed a different way with this part, you are welcome on the pages of our newspapers. ADVERTISING. (C) CDS SOFT I'm back. Call us and you will see your advertisement in blizhahshem room. Call, call and call again. Interested in any information on the radio, as well as the interests shoved a good program for AY-mouse. Tel. Alexander 902-0113, call between 17:00 and 20:00, with MF Interested in all information on the printer ROBOTRON 6312. Tel. 344-7762 Michael, to call from 20: O0 to 22:00 daily. Seeking for an exchange program for a computer ATM-Turbo 2 +. Tel. 344-7762 Michael, to call from 20:00 to 22:00 daily. I have two 13-s drive for three rubles Tel. 409-9029 Alexander, calls from 13:00 to 21:00 daily For sale-6312 printer (radium), drive-13 and Head of TEAC'a. All working. Tel.499-3117 Ilya. Sale SPECTRUM48K + turbo controller drive + AY + Power Supply (All right). Price is negotiable (deshevo!!). Tel. 395-8162 Alexander, calls from 12:00 to 22:00 daily Sale prefix "Kanga" 8-bit + full set of wires + 4 cartridges with a bunch of games: DIZZY: Fantastic adventure, BIGNOISE FREAKS OUT, PRINCE OF PERSIA and many others. Price 200 TR Bargain. Tel. 168-5705 Dimitri call from 19:00 to 23:00 daily GENTLEMEN ADVERTISERS, TIMELY WAIVES ITS ADVERTISING WHEN You are in it no longer needs. EPILOGUE (C) RINDEX That's it. I hope you still pleased with our publication, even in one reader. It remains to tell you that you are scattered paper, those BBS'ki, where it is not. Thanks in advance. And please contact us. We wait. The next issue will again be in one reader and as always on time. See ya. Editor in Chief - Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627 Deputy Editor in Chief - Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162 Partition Editor "Advertising" and "List of BBS" - Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162 Editor, "News from DITRONIK 3 BBS" - Little Russians Ilya / CYBORG / ... 409-4297 Editor-in "party!" - Dmitry Sosenushkin / RAVER / ... 168-5705 Editor of the "Printed with the continuation" - Pavel Fedin ... 329-4385 Editors section Razbiralka " - Malyshev, Alexander / WARRIOR / ... 902-0113 - Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627 Editors of the section "Continuous Fun" - Skobtsov Alex / MASTER SOFT / ... 218-1448 - Alexander Titov / IRONMAN / ... 455-9089 - Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627 Editor of the remaining sections - Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627 For communication with computer paper "MAXIMUM" You can leave a message on one of the BBS, oriented to receive material for "MAXIMUM". Or call the editor at: 422-8627 from 13.00 to 21.00 (Denis), except Saturdays and Sundays, or call an alternate phone: 395-8162, from 12.00 to 22.00 (Alexander), on a daily basis. To advertise in the newspaper, "MAXIMUM" call: 395-8162, from 12.00 to 22.00 (Alexander), on a daily basis. All changes in the servers, and for registering new BBS, please call: 395-8162, from 12.00 to 22.00 (Alexander), on a daily basis. NEWSPAPER "MAXIMUM" FREE distributed through the network BBS MOSCOW. Commercial distribution is not prohibited, BUT Is not encouraged. ANY USE OF CERTAIN MATERIALS ONLY WITH PERMISSION AUTHORS! Reprinting of materials, reference to EDITORS REQUIRED! The newspaper is published from 9/6/1996.
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