Maximum #05 04 июля 1996

News from DITRONIK - An entire attack DZU 3.0.
Tips skilled - Unified Theory of fitness glue.
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                            WEEKLY



        05.07.1996


       The third part



           NEWS FROM DITRONIK three BBS.


 (C) CYBORG


   Hi, here I am again appeared in the newspaper "MAXIMUM".


   Yes, once asked, who is ANTI DZU 3 call me, very
needed. (And I - RINDEX)


   Well, now with distributors all DZU'h is finished, each 
distributor poymany any similar stuff, will be strictly bark, 
now you will be easy to catch. That's it. 


   And yet, people who love to write someone else's phone 
number, and any another, and if I do not AON'a and there like 
another number, and Suddenly you upload a virus to it, think of 
yourself as you are someone substitute. But thank goodness I 
have caller ID, and he catches you. That Something for the last 
time there was an entire attack DZU 3.0, and a lot of people 
zapororli currently drives, but here's a bummer, no one has 
ANTI DZU 3.0, like so bummer. 


   Yes, someone said that in July will be a noticeable recovery 
in the network, although this has not yet seen skoee all this 
excitement happens around September, so we'll wait.



   And my server will run until July 20, and then only at the 
end of August. 


   Remind: those who have ANTI DZU 3.0, call me or RIDEX'u
Well, like everything so far.



            TIPS Experienced.


 (C) Igor Sergeev
 (C) Mikhail Silin
 (R) IRONMAN



                         UNIFIED THEORY

                fitness glue.

                (Essays in Applied Sociology)



                                          "... And I'm so in 
love 

                                          them, these 
ostrosisechnyh 

                                          and gladkopopochnyh. "

                                                   K. 
Zvezdochetov 



                            PART 1

                            Introduction

 Me and Michael - buferniki.Buferniki - a particular social
 category of men.


   "It's no secret - once formulated Michael, that the cultural
level of women, on average, than men because of traditional 
drinking past. Thus there is a deficiency decent men because a 
sufficiently large number Women can not find a partner 
according to their cultural needs. But at the same time there 
are people enough intilligentnye and serve at once all this 
mass casualties, ie creating as it were a buffer between 
themselves and women searching for their husbands. It is we - 
buferniki. Fortunately highly moral individuals can safely say 
- we have very little, but we are creative people. " 


   In particular, the aim of our study with Michael was a 
street glue (ie, familiarity with the women on the street) and 
the development of the basic tenets of the theory. Street glue 
- in contrast to other types of glue can achieve the greatest 
freedom in choosing contingent, as in other places is the 
selection of interest. For example, in the world of rock music 
in general the situation is catastrophic. As a rule, women are 
out there - it's hideous, stained party girl, stupid and 
unsympathetic, and those at all is clearly not missing. But the 
lack there of any sexually transmitted infection. Other case - 
the street. The complexity is just ingrained taboo street 
dating, especially in Moscow and particularly at the monument 
Pushkin. This is due to current perceptions misconception that 
"with a decent man on the street should not have. "And in the 
theater for some reason you can. And what, one wonders, is the 
difference? It's just that, our statistical studies, there are 
two prevailing method of street glue:



    The first - for morons: "Girl, you do not give a cigarette?"

    or "Girl, you tell me what time" - is 80%

    all attempts.


    Second - sit on the other end of the shop, and began at once
    talk about, say, commenting on the weather or passers-by, 
or with 

    joyous: "Girl, I'll let you somewhere seen!" slowly

    begin to move the lower torso to the bench - "

    method of drift "- 15%.


   Both methods are equally bound and equally deskriditiruyut 
all idea. In fact, outside the glue breaks down into a number 
of decision tasks, each of which implements one of the 
following concepts. 



                            PART 2

                       Basic concepts

 1. The concept seats - one of the key to a unified theory of 
sports - Improving the adhesive.



       "And you know, - has spoken once with Michael 
pohotlivenkim gleam in his eyes - that there are places where 
the girl off once every ten easier than anywhere else? "


       "Certainly, but where are they? Pubs - not that there is 
major and limit, of which we are not tolerated. "


       "Want one offhand? This trailer when leaving Kadashevsky 
baths!" 

       "?"

       "And imagine the psychological state of man after
bath. Mood - in! Time - there is! Men have the first idea -
a glass! And the girls? The first step - to the poster. Here 
and there glue. Checked!



   The concept places no trust sells the exact setup.
These are places where people do not have a specific task, 
there is free time and a little boring. It's squares, parks, 
parkways, beaches, cafes, posters, etc. in the rate of human 
behavior in these places lack of target setting is determined 
with a guarantee of 100%. 

 2. The overall selection - on the outside grounds. According 
to the standard five-point system - approach to the girls not 
lower than 3 +, for clothing, manners, the absence of the 
target plant. The presence of the target installation serves as 
a barrier to communication. People, especially girls, can not 
tend to communicate normally and think about buying tights 
simultaneously. 

 3. One is invited to approach the two girls. If the two of 
them, it's likely not the target setting, they are more 
liberated. Statistics showed that single triggered a security 
complex, because the one you stick (dirty, of course) and the 
two are, by definition, can not be assayed. There are, however, 
one underwater stone - remove the second, but it's a matter of 
technique. According to collected statistics, a variant of "one 
to two - the most productive. Approach two - the two "is not 
recommended. Beware pairs with a ratio of: 1 - 4 points, 2 - 2 
points or less. Number two wildly angry and prevents you from 
working, rightly realizing that you do not come for her. 

 4. The initial phase of glue - one of the most difficult. The 
approach should producing natural selection - bullshit aside - 
show that you do not have anything to do with street Gopnik, be 
sure to laugh (and therefore weaken), you need to gently apply 
themselves, and all of this - supposedly only for her, ie need 
to look to the best amateurish. Vozmmozhny two options: 

 a) Binding of the first sentence to the external situation, 
showing at  This ability to exercise outstanding optimistic 
about the everyday life of Noah, but, alas, outside events can 
not be, or  you will attack a moron;


 b) more reliable pre-harvesting, but you need to give
 exemplary homework for improvisation,
 though not connected with the phenomena occurring around. One 
to the desirability of maximum binding to the terrain, the 
illusion of provizatsii masks rod blank home. 

 5. Communication should be natural and easy, not to show off!

 6. Feeding a need to get as much information about
object, without betraying his professionalism.

 7. Upon receipt of the information estimated the prospect of 
further communication - the presence of a roof, social status, 
social circle, moral character, intellectual level, the 
presence of complexes. The process of communication is built in 
three phases: contact, control meeting credit. Control of 
meetings may be several - at necessary. The basic rule is: 
never try to do all the first time. Check the meeting was 
purely spiritual nature of rapprochement efforts in this phase 
are allowed only in special cases. Passed complete sexual 
intercourse. If the object of deserves to receive the maximum 
number of clues - phone, home and work, place of work (study) 
time completion of work (study) - ie Hard disks, which goes

object. This is necessary in case of failure on some of the 
community - For example, an error (intentional or accidental) 
in the phone number. At the same meeting after work (study) - 
not to her! - Produces positive impression. In particularly 
difficult cases, you can use a rule - a process the better, 
more extended in time. You can start to become familiar, sit on 
the tail. If it is an eternal counter - to ride side by side, 
without attempting to contact. For this purpose, hard disks are 
needed "to work" on job. "In case of failure (failure of the 
object, the complexity of the situation) measure the time and 
place, this is often a point on the hard disk, so you can use 
these points again, the approach in this case is much easier - 
the illusion of an old acquaintance Or uniquely breaks, at 
least it turns out immediately, saving time, yours and someone 
else. 

 8. Very high productivity has a contrast method
Built on a potential difference of individuals.
The method was tested repeatedly (mostly in the Tver and Gogol 
Boulevard) and is as follows: choose boorish moods, horny drunk 
or just Gopnik male. Piano moves along the boulevard, sitting 
down all in a row and all, on average, 5 minutes otshivaetsya,

creating a background for you. Walking trail in case a worthy 
object immediately sit down in his place. In our opinion the 
same get results two formulas:



  a) expressed admiration for the moral character of the 
object. Next 

     should be talking about the low culture of individuals and

     consequential difficulties for all;


  b) "... intended to help you otshit it, but you yourself 
Zvenigorod's      RAAS SB managed. Presumably, the experience? 
"Next time      dialect as in "a".



   Effectiveness of the contrast method - 90-95%. Subject
its simplicity - a figure too high.

 9. The concept of original goodness. Relation to the object 
must always be friendly. And why deal with those to whom bad 
about that? Therefore you should never provoke object. During 
the investigations on the southern coast of Crimea to the 
authors joined by one L. - Associate Professor at a Moscow 
university, 46 years, to exchange experiences. Interesting 
finding was L. reception "cross section". Upon arrival at the 
place of LA put his car on exit from the beach from 12.00 to 
14.00, ie, at a time when the whole Village goes to lunch. 
Thus, within 2 hours of it view the entire contingent and with 
peace of mind, declared: " We go from here, folks, nothing to 
do here! . The cross section in Moscow has yielded good results 
in controlling inyaza, teacher's college and a number of 
medical school. The very same method of approach LI was based 
on provocation, and we clearly saw in his small performance, 
although all the previously mentioned concepts, but p.5, L. 
fulfilled completely. Here are some typical situations: 


   a) if the two girls were playing on the beach in the cards, 
L. fit 

   from behind, pulled from one of the girls gum upper beach
   Noah clothing and tresnuv her girlfriend on the back, gently 
illuminated    domlyalsya: "So what we have in the deck?"



   b) if a girl was sunbathing nose in the sand - the case of 
complex    LIMITED - L. Stone took the 30-40 kg. weight and put 
on her ass 

   and then, giggling, watched her from beneath him crawls;


   c) If there is provided a group of girls, LA started

   with obscene smiles to throw stones at them - we first
   la small, then more, then - quite large, nano
   Xia physical harm.

 Alas, there is a violation of the concept of naturalness, and 
hence and a significant decrease in the percentage of success. 
Cross Section of It was subsequently developed in a "rapid 
scan". Case that the process of glue on the boulevards 
prevented the idea that somewhere vicinity may be more worthy 
objects. Therefore, it was decided to perform a preliminary 
review. For this purpose trolley No15, running parallel to the 
Tversky and Gogol Boulevard. When traveling back and forth 
managed within 10 minutes to evaluate the entire contingent in 
the current time interval. On this quick scan ends and begins 
the detailed development. 



                           PART 3

                       Our competitors

 During our research to develop working models of glue
revealed a number of competing with our people:

 1. "Watermelon Head" - real name not found. Works
on Tverskaya Boulevard and at the cinema in Russia. " Suited to 
the question 'Girl, you do not recognize me? " Rendered 
invaluable service since served as the backdrop for the 
contrast method. Calculated the "glue followed.


 2. "Beard" - people 45-50 years old, very careful. Powered by 
drift. Obtain additional data about it failed to because of the 
extreme caution of the latter. 

 3. "Prof" - people 45 years old, fluent in Russian. In the 
summer he lives in Moscow, in winter - in Austria. Sometimes 
walks with a Great Dane. Belt - Bag with products specially 
sewn clothing. May hold the autonomy of up to 4 days. Deals 
mainly with hairy. Through them and calculated.


 4. "Hohmachi - two geek, just for fun gluing
ugly old woman. Our boys!

 5. Works on Tverskaya Boulevard, where, sitting down to an 
object, long and tediously tells of symphonic music. 
Inconspicuous appearance. 

 All of the above, as well as other unidentified professionals
or layman can be used as background (sm.chast 2, p.8).



                            PART 4

                        Working models

 According to the developed concept was created by a series of 
working models of glue. Here are some of them that showed the 
greatest impact: 


   1. "Souvenir" - a method based on the idea of ​​simplicity 
approach. 

   Daritsya simple, fun thing - an icon of Cheburashka, CEE
   current card, etc. The author ispolzvat simple plot
   LIMITED drawing. Souvenir daritsya pretext or simply

   so ". Of the 200 gifts waiver was obtained in only two

   cases, ie, Efficiency - 99%. Side a positive effect on

   as a set of statistics on the responses to one and the 
same-souvenir 

   You can get information about the object.


   2. "Devils" - the maximum implements the idea of ​​artificial
   boron in contact. Work together. Carried out on the sidewalk

   chalk line. Moving away from the line at 200 meters 1 st 
number 

   suited to the subject and explains that he is - a street 
police officer    la, running from corner to features, etc. 
Coming up with an object to 

   line, it is necessary to explain that your zone here cums
   camping, working on other people, so here it is. Number

   the second is suitable to the subject and explains the 
current situation    tion. The method of "hell" makes a 
desperate shortage of natural    boron and, consequently, has a 
low overall efficiency. Pos    it possible to identify objects 
with unconventional thinking. 


   3. "Note" - a method differs minimal cost.

   Used in a crowded public transport. Volume
   ektu quietly puts in his pocket a note with the text:

   "Urgent call a phone number ..." and those of your room
   lefona. Oddly enough, but this course gave unexpected 
debilovaty    Dunno high efficiency - 50%. The analysis showed 
that such a high 

   effect is caused by an abrupt change of mental state
   yaniya object. The fact is that having come home and find a 
car    Mana note the subjects were frightened and thought that 
happened 

   some misfortune, but they totally forgot to call or

   something like that. Therefore, they call to find out

   what happened. Your same silly beshitrosnoe explanation

   that nothing had happened, causing a sense of relief, and

   as a consequence, the inflow of positive emotions. Against 
this background, 

   further explanation, that the transport was crowded, and

   wanted to meet, but the approach is not even possible, yes

   and speak in a crowd is not very convenient here and we had 
barely    dotyanuvshis hand, stick note, etc. - All perceived

   is very favorable. Object satisfied that nothing planes
   Khogoev did not happen and gets to you liking (you do not
   deserved, but in our case it is necessary). Minus

   method is the lack of direct natural selection;

   but the phone conversation can make a partial di
   agnostic.


   4. Contrast method - discussed in detail in Part 2, p.8.


   5. Emphatically swept aside a method of introducing the 
chain - 

   by someone, unfortunately now the most popular. Me
   method suppresses the psyche of its lack of freedom, because 
central 

   His idea - take it, but it soon and it will not happen "or" 
Be    Rita that give. "




                           CONCLUSION

 Results of statistical issledovvany conducted in 1983, 85g.
brilliantly confirmed the theoretical position. To production 
costs can be attributed to the disease and further precipitate 
treatment with Vibramycin a member of the team of authors, and 
as a consequence, 12 subjects. But - the art requires 
sacrifice. With the advent of AIDS clearly suggest that you go 
to the style of "all in rubber." We have considered the problem 
already several years is being discussed by the newspaper 
Moskovsky Komsomolets. Judging for publications, newspaper 
choked the flow of contradictory messages received by the 
editors. And in general the regular publication anguished 
letters on the subject barely-there can be considered as a way 
to solve the problem. Our example shows that creative young 
people are able to solve the problem better and faster 
moreover, that the tradition leading back to these matters 
belongs to the man. As proof that we have constructed Unified 
Theory of fitness glue successfully passed the test and put 
into production. Note that the editorial approach "MK" in 
general is fundamentally wrong, and without the development of 
uniform principles and knowledge of the laws applied sociology 
it will not move deadlock. Is small and hope to so-called 
"Community Corner". They bear the stamp of inferiority and 
develop an inferiority complex in humans. Hope is that the 
ratio people to such clubs will soon change, as long as it is 
not necessary. In addition Clubs do not provide sufficient 
freedom of choice. 

 After the first publication of this article, some unbridled
youths repeatedly author notes that "to remove a woman" much
easier. Want to see that all fitness glue
is not aimed at solving the problem "to remove a woman" (calf, 
Gerlach, toad etc.) to meet the physiological needs. The main 
task involves identifying, dating and further spiritual 
communion with decent girls, which is able to potentially move 
into the high, light feeling, but with minimal energy 
consumption and costs. In that and wish you all success. 



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 (C) RINDEX


   I want to say to all those who called me and invited those 
games I was looking for, thank you very much. 


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                 EPILOGUE


 (C) RINDEX


   Well, that came to an end this issue. We can only wish
You all the best, and ask you that you have written us often.
Our mailbox is empty, but I hope that when the ZX-NET
will be the password, then the situation will change for the 
better. Well, up until new appointments. And when will the next 
number - a secret. And then promised in the last issue that 
come out on Sunday and came here in Friday. Deceived, though 
pleasant. Bye. 



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