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                            WEEKLY



        05.07.1996


       The second part



                Party!


 (C) RAVER


   Hi, folks!


   With you again RAVER with his regular column "party!". I
already begun to doubt whether even alive our network, and 
whether you are viewing our newspaper. The fact that he had not 
received a single letter for "MAXIMUMa" from users. And I just 
wanted to know - in that we may serve, or even with a no, but 
the benefit. Therefore, I call you - contact us - whether 
criticism or praise, Article or just a letter.



   There. This was a digression. And now ...


   ... And what now? Remember, in the last issue I promised to 
tell about past holiday "Moskovsky Komsomolets", held in the 
Luzhniki Stadium. I must say that if you were not there, then 
you very ... very ... very much miss and waiting for a similar 
activity is still long enough. 


   Well, we start? I think it's time ...

                   ...


   Night. Almost morning. 4 hours. Turn off the monitor and go 
to bed. Preliminary look out the window at the sky. Fu, damn it 
- the clouds! Not, perhaps I I will not go on holiday, "MK". 
Eyes loud slam. 


   Toward the morning. I can not sleep. Again, look at the sky, 
wow! Clouds spread to the horizon and the top has been a virgin

pure space, slightly highlighted the rising sun.


   Early morning. Sleep in either eye, although the thoughts 
are asleep, and prosypyatsya do not want. Modem lights came to 
life and began to blink. Who still there asleep? Monitor 
include laziness, and just sizhu.Nakonets, closed his eyes 
again and I fell asleep. 


   Morning. Phone ringing.


   -Hello! - Barely awake voice, I mumble into the phone. Well, 
someone pulls up so early to call. In this view catches momet 
Glowing LED AON'a, which at this time "ticking" hours. 
Limitless terror seizes me and I have more meaningful begin to 
mumble into the phone, already realizing who calls me: 


   -... Wow!


   In response, several exasperated voice, too, a little sleepy:


   -You Th? Asleep or what? - It should be a brief pause due to 
some thought, and waiting for a reply voice asked: - Well you, 
as you go? 


   Brain finally wakes up from sleep and thoughts are
much clearer.


   -Course meal!


   An hour after that call I go to the other, and we are slowly 
moves off the road, and on the way to collect even a bunch of 
people, which, oddly enough, is scattered throughout most of 
Sokolniki subway line. So another hour had gone out to gather 
all your friends. And now the hour of the day we pod'ezzhaem to 
the "sport". 


   The first thing that caught my eye - an abundance of people 
in blue and with loud speakers leisurely strolling through the 
lobby of the station valyazhno rubber bands and waving Dubinova 
shebursha different shit in the plowshare. 


   But the celebration, if he has started, it did not stop. And 
parties have already started to have fun in the subway. 
Numerous empty cans of beer from under lying on the floor, 
provoking angry views of law enforcement officers. 


   A few minutes later. We came out of the subway ...


   And then our eyes discovered something (although later it
was only a little trifles) - Hundreds of people, laughing and 
having fun go forward to victory ... you know what - of 
democracy, of course. What do you think? 


   Group of skaters, consisting of ten to fifteen people (most 
attractive girls) forced to swallow his saliva on the 
commercials ... Well, girls, naturally. 


   Suddenly darkened. And I, it has become a habit, looked at
sky. Ye gods! Well let the sun! True, later on, I began to 
regret what he said. 


   Short jog at the exchange points of our adventure near
Metro has ended and we moved there!


   Typing on the way beer and dodging passing rollers,
drooling we were ... Went long and the path ran into a huge 
input Luzhniki with giant letters that make up a very famous 
phrase: "Welcome". Saying "thank you" and rushed to the 
cashier, but to Unfortunately tickets for the festival "Sound 
Zorozhki" were only long series (incidentally on the ticket - 
do not get the seats, and then and will sit, occasionally 
bouncing, as did our neighbors - it does not concern us). And 
here we have an interest in old fortsovschitsa - she once found 
a packet of tickets closer, and the price is quite reasonable - 
only 40,000 for shtuku.Otobrali we have it tickets, then the 
true conscience torment - we gave her the money. 


   Happy with their noses (it's about us) and citizens (this is 
about our perfect halves) we went on holiday, which sounds

already painfully beaten on the eardrums.


   Praise be to Allah that I took with me holiday cards 
Luzhniki, and is tight we had to wander the endless space that, 
by Law of the greatest sports complex.



   True, we were deposited only in some places, but to learn
about this you should read through to the end.


   The first point, we went fast enough, was playground, 
located between the entrance and the main facility, Central 
Luzhniki sports arena - just where is installed monument to the 
leader. True to Impress Grandfather Lenin was quite funny - 
forage-cap-boat, built of huge newspapers ("MK"), a poster 
hanging on a rope over his shoulder, reading something about 
that, so you do not prozyukali Russia. Before the monument was 
installed scene and in turn to her and danced about three 
hundred people. But music special admiration did not cause and 
dance to her desire was not. And we went further, capturing the 
party khalyavnykh stickers and inflatable sharikov.Odnu of the 
stickers, I just stuck myself in a backpack and then a few 
people have asked me to give me this. K Luckily I had a few 
admiring glances and a good looking pass by representatives of 
our beautiful country I gave a handful of stickers reading 
"Vote for Yeltsin and Yeltsin - our president, leaving the 
course and yourself a little. 


   The next stop was the "MEGAHAUS-PARTY". But even here we 
could not stay long because the time to "W." were many and 
"MEGAHAUS" were planning to return in the next two to three 
hours. 


   Squealing with delight was the playground, which tried to 
start balloon. Over half of these bedolagi panting sweating

then, but the ball huff, all the time fell on the audience, 
which just squealed with delight when they flop a warm 
pressurized Balon. I wanted to ask for a ride on this miracle, 
but seeing UIS layout, we decided to leave and go search the 
treasures. Way to ground with the ball was khalyavnykh milk, 
but poraskinuv brains, decided to abandon such a freebie - and 
then beer, but with milk ... 


   We got to the searchers sokrovisch.Lyubopytno was why so few 
"seekers" - was that just over forty minutes of meticulous 
diggers Russian land was dug nearly all the prizes and the 
remaining in the land of a number of cans vodichki "Sprite". 
And from there we also gone.



   But not as bad as it seems. Strength of different food
which previously inspired (for me at least sluchae) only one
aversion - a hot dog with a "chef's sausage and sprinkled both 
ketchup and mustard. You will not believe, but it's insanely 
delicious. 


   It has become easier, but beer consumed earlier, asked to be 
outside. AND had to appease him. The interesting thing, but in 
order to get to the toilet, we had to endure a five-minute 
turn. For the ladies this time increased to fifteen minutes.



   Then we settled on the green grass football field and 
watched as the stage crucified any balalaika, and similar 
personality. In short it was wildly funny, and we greatly 
amused went to "MEGAHAUS. 


   I do not know why we just settled there, but the power of 
sound on this site simply swept away the roof, because at that 
moment there was a time of extreme music (for those who do not 
know what it is, then you should be known by such names 
"Va-Bank", "Boney Nem", then An area such as HardCore, only 
more powerful and instrumental). stand still was impossible - 
you just imagine the following scene - five hundred jumping 
Gaber, Gopnik (of them are worth special mention - yet I have 
never seen such a cluster Gopnik in one place), rappers and, of 
course, ravers - and in the middle of the crowd is a bunch of 
bored people who do not want to move and dance to the extremal. 
Is even most nightmares do not uvidish.Dazhe if you do not 
particularly like to dance, you just had to because, I repeat - 
to stay on site is physically impossible, because every body 
part, regardless of your desires begin to jerk, twitch, and as 
a result, you all poured into the state istuplennogo dance.



   I glanced at the clock. Fifteen minutes remained before the 
start of "W.". Reluctantly, we went, exchanging only a single 
phrase, as after many kilowatts of sound, hearing, virtually no 
effect. 


   Arriving there, where necessary, we have long stood in the 
crowd, not understanding why are we not allowed inside. The 
funny thing was, what We have come not there, and we had to fly 
headlong into the Palace Sports. On the way there, our friend, 
he suddenly announced that he had lost the whole pack of 
tickets for what we wanted to fill his brazen face, and When he 
pulled from his pocket the very same tickets, then had to beat 
the already tricky mug (just kidding, of course, the holiday 
does not were scuffles). And then we're just clutching their 
bellies, dying from laughter.



   And so ... we are in the Sports Palace. Took their seats 
(and even then, they had to be to win). The concert was late - 
apparently just waiting, waiting will meet more people. And 
there came a timid time - five hours fifteen minutes ... 
STARTED! Frankly, I have never heard of such quality at such a 
volume; "MEGAHAUS" compared to "W." seemed to just diskotechkoy

the youngest children.


   Several counter-intuitive was the first performance, as
After this command, everything went on the decline, with sharp 
emotional explosions. And who was first? - You ask. And try 
dogatatsya from three raz.Tri ... Two ... One ... Well, someone 
has probably guessed - a team headed by brothers Samoilov. Well 
Now though everything is a guess, "Agatha Christie! You even 
imagine you can not, what happened at the Palais des Sports. 
The lucky ones who bought a ticket to the dance area (there 
have broken the ice, of course) have come off in full. 


   Strictly speaking, it was impossible to sit here and we are 
now and then jumped from their seats, jumping (because there is 
no turn around in his chair absolutely no way) and screaming 
songs in full voice. Although We shouted out loud, but voices 
(their own), a fig could be heard. 


   Festival "W." started at five, but when we began to crawl 
out from there to crawl out, the clock showed as much 
polodinnadtsatogo. And it was only polkontserta! And during 
this time such figures had shot pop and rock (and also metal) 
culture, such as: Agatha Christie Svelo leg! (Song "Sandunovsky 
Baths arranged a bunch of joy) Lube (that's really no one 
thought that Lyubar can arrange such a triumph that was going 
on in the Palace), Vlad Stashevsky (if everyone had come with a 
tomatoes or rotten eggs, then the whole scene would have been 
befouled), T. Ovsienko, Ludmila Gurchenko ' MD'C Pavlov (storm 
of delight), Caroline (Mom, all of DC), A. Buinov, V. Baykov, 
V. Meladze, H. Vetlitskaya East (just cool), etc. 


   Carefully the madness began when the stage broke into these 
hairy guys who are called "Aria" (I though this is somewhat 
broken off - well, I do not like metal), but when got Valery 
Leontiev and tightened the whole program - several 
tusuyuschiesya tired and began to disperse quietly to their 
homes - well though there were all sorts of Agutin, Zosima 
(fu), Rasputin, etc. 


   In short, poditozhivaya holiday "MK" I can only say that
it was a success! Of course, there were negative aspects - such 
as Stashevsky, but otherwise - even steeper than nothing. Even 
one from friends who attended the last festival, "MK", ​​said

"MK" -96 coolest event ever held in Moscow
(Well, I think, except the '80 Olympics).


   Late evening. Ears do not hear. If they hear it quite a bit. 
Voice - oo no! - I wanted to buy a water or beer - I had to 
half the show on his fingers - a voice so hoarse that 
articulate speech from him could be obtained. 


   Night. Again, these computers, servers ... Well as you can!


   Morning (early). Well, damn - to go to work.


   Work. My head knocks - neeee, not beer - but the sound that
(At least me) we were just stunned. Soobrazilovka does not work 
very well. Different questions have to respond somewhat longer, 
in order to increase the time for reflection. 


   Day. Gradually comes othodnyak for voice and hearing, but
wheezing in the throat and a whistle in my ears still occur.


   Evening. Torment user. Want to pay another visit to a 
holiday ... All thoughts are focused on Saturday, July 6. 


   If this number will be released to the network on Friday, 
then you will still be several hours to yank on the closing 
opinmnogo season Agatha Christie Green Theatre Gorky Park 
Gorky. This will be the last concert, which will hear the album 
"Opium" and more of these concerts will not be done ("Agatha 
Christie" goes into the shadow makes it possible for starting 
work on new album). But apart from the "culprit" of this event 
there will be attended by the best DJs in Moscow, and many 
Invited gosti.Ne miss this chance. And the prices are something 
quite funny - 20 thousand rubles. 

                   ...

     Well on this I want to finish and tell you:
         YET! See you at the "party!"



                 VERSION


 (C) RINDEX


   And what I'm all about the old (that's me on account of 
games). Let's talk and more or less new toys. Now consider the 
game "INDIANA JONES AND THE FATE OF ATLANTIS ". In short -" 
INDY 4 ". As always, on my CDs bore two versions of this game.



   Version 1. It was done FFC. After downloading it I found 
there are five levels and Mouzon at the end of the game (this 
is where the newspaper is drawn). I hasten to note Mouzon in 
the beginning was quite different. In the intro had the 
opportunity to choose CHEAT. In the game you can skip at 
another level (can not remember key ponazhimat and find them 
yourself). This version takes 727 sectors.



   Version 2. But it did "prestizhevtsy", to be exact - RST7. A
Here it was already six levels (the level of added ISLAND). But
Having reached the end I discovered the music where the 
newspaper. Just silence in my columns and everything. Also, I 
have not found CHEAT'a, but at least there jump to another 
level (in the game simultaneously press PSG) All it takes is 
708 sectors. 


   Now let's see, what's better. In the version of FFC is and
CHEAT, and music at the end of the game, but here's one level 
is not enough. In RST7 version has all the levels, but where 
CHEAT (well maybe I'm bad I was searching for?? Although 
navryatli) and music at the end?? It seems to me that neither 
one of these versions is not complete (though it draws more 
"Prestizhevskaya" version). And the game itself, though a steep 
graph, complete garbage. And anyway, what I sat down to 
describe it? I do not know. The next time you consider a more 
playable game, well, today is all. 


   P.S. Due to the fact that the game takes so many sectors, 
and you Gentlemen do not want users to upload anything (not 
everything of course), this game's servers will not be 
displayed. And who is bright, he had already downloaded it to 
the GMS BBS. By the way there was the miserable and stretched 
version (voobscheto FFC, but its someone else pulled, and the 
level is not added). 



          European Soccer Championship.


 (C) RINDEX


   Foes Rejoice football. European Championship is over. In the 
final, met the Czech Republic and Germany. The Germans won with 
2:1. The second goal they scored in extra time. And the first - 
from the offside. Here's how it was. I'm rooting for Chekhov, 
but Unfortunately, the mistakes of the arbitrators in this 
championship was enough, and Final stole one of them. Principle 
the Czechs were happy and the second place (for comparison: the 
British firm took bukmeykerskie The following rates - Germany 
1:4 (first place), Czech Republic 1:66, well after his defeat 
by the Germans in the first round of the championship - even 
more). 

   Well that's all. Ahead of the Olympics, but our players to 
play there will not (have lost almost all of the games in the 
qualifying round) and I do not You'll tire of this writings. 
Topic over. 



            SOLID FUN


 (C) RINDEX


   And here is the MASTER SOFT appear. And immediately I 
tekstok fit. Well, in general read and pinned. 

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   Barely waited until he turned a love game to bed event.


   I never promised the man what she wanted to give.


   I think its normal shape, but up close it
I dislike.


   But I revenged him: from the corner hit in the face.


   And wash it once - she had three lovers ...


   The air in the resort so rich in hormones!


   Stripped with concentration, each in his corner, as in the 
ring 


   Breast plucked up in the hands of craftsmen ...

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   After these tests I have completely demolished the roof! And 
now, My roof does not want to go back. When she returns, then

I might write some sort of rassazik or may not write! Not
I love the rush! I do this to the fact that just wanted to 
relax and drink a beer as ... Well read stories written sober. 

                  *


  Two men came to get a job. Head of Department
personnel, carefully looking around them, asks one thing:
- Drinking?
- Drink.
- How can a drink?
- Well, it's like when ...
- You do not come to us.
Refers to another:
- Do you drink?
- Yes, I drink.
- How much?
- Two liters of vodka.
- We take you.
- How is it that - has become indignant at the first guy. -I 
drink - like everyone else, I have not taken, and he can blow 
out two liters of vodka, and you take it ... - So he knows as 
his norm, and you do not! 

                  *


  The apartment samogonschitsy chattering.
- Who's there? - Asks the hostess.
- Free! Police! We know that you have a brew, and we know
where are you hiding it!
- Wait, I perepryachu ...

                  *

- How could you hit another bottle on the head!
- So it also was empty!

                  *


  To crawl into psihlechebnitse one doctor asks another:
- And this new patient what sobbing so?
- Sold the home.
- And so it is going through?
- It's not paid.

                  *


  At the reception:
- Doctor, help me, my wife's strange habit - she likes
biting his nails!
- Well this is not the worst!
- So after all the legs!
- So what?
- So in fact on my!

                  *


  In the mental hospital.
One patient tells his neighbor in the ward:
- I once fell out of the plane when he flew at an altitude of 
5000 m!

- Well, are you poured, man! But you would be left alive!
- Who told you that I am alive?

                  *


  In a psychiatric hospital patient asks another:
- Who are you?
- I - artellerist.
- And why did you here?
- You saw a month? So, I shot off a piece of the moon.
- Yes? But yesterday was a full moon.
- Really? Hence, overgrown.

                  *


  Talk to two men:
- And my wife something, well, just crazy! Hardly that, climbs 
over the parsley in a pear! - That's right - move!

- And then! After all, every time, instead of parsley, dill 
vesicate! 

                  *


  Grandma calls in gorgaz:
- Hello! Something in my apartment smells like gas ...
- Have you included a gas stove?
- It is early in the morning is included.
- A match lit?
- No, We will kindle ...

                  *


  Ad on the radio:
- The largest auto racing has become a pilot Larsen. Awarding 
will be held today, the funeral to-morrow. 

                  *


  The kindergarten teachers are discussing a scenario Christmas 
party. - Children need to somehow cheer everybody to be happy.

- And let the Maiden of the gas spray sprinkle ...
- Then it's better Riot will invite, let dubinkamu pomashut ...
- Let's really just the terrorists that they are three hundred 
grams of TNT detonated. Who will survive - will surely be 
pleased! 

                  *


  Announcement: "The dog was gone, nicknamed Moo-Moo, the one 
who will - please drown. Gerasim.


                  *

- Sister, ask the victim, as his name, we could chtoy
report it to parents.
- Doctor, he said that his parents are themselves well aware of 
how his name.


                  *


  Mental hospital. In the corner of Chambers in the posture of 
the ancient Greek actor, wrapped in a sheet, is a middle aged 
man. - And this is why you got to? - Asks a member of the 
commission. - Buried his talent.

- The compulsory treatment for the fact that buried his talent?
- So after all, along with the fans.

                  *


  In one of the bars of Paris breaks fellow with a gun and 
yells: - Who is Paolo?

- I am, "replied one of the visitors, and immediately falls, 
struck by a bullet. Lying on the floor, he smiles a last 
effort, pomertvevshie lips whisper: - Wow, I blew it ... which 
shall not be Paolo ... 

                  *


  Speak two housewives:
- Not like cats! From them, smell, fur ...
- Oh, you simply do not know how to cook!

                  *


  The two met zaytsa.U killed off one foot.
- On the hunt?
- On the hunt.
- Hunter?
- Hunter.
- Shot?
- It is ...

                  *


  Vovochka brought home a bad mark on physical education. 
Father strictly asks: - For what?

- Yes, physical education teacher told the 'goat' to impose a 
floor ... So I overlaid.


                  *


  The conversation at the school.
- Vova, is that you write on the board that your teacher - a 
donkey? - Yes.

- It's good, Vova, what you are telling the truth!

                  *


  Vovochka turns to her mother:
- Mom, look, I'm as strong as our dad. I too broke the 
pitchfork ... - You're not as strong, and the same stupid!


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 (C) IRONMAN


   Today, under our watchful eyes were demos. We sent its 
secret agents in all markets in Moscow (even Polytech!) And 
obtained the following results. The truth is at once a 
reservation, we some data do not agree with our agents, but 
with the buyers did not argue. 



                  TOP-10
                 (Demos).


             1 ................ OTPAD 2
             2 .......... REVELATION MD
             3 ............... GMS GIFT
             4 ................ BERUSKA
             5 .............. MEGASMOKE
             6 ... GHAZA'S SUPER SOLDER
             7 ............... EXPLOT 1
             8 ............. WHITE KEYS
             9 ............... PAT DEMO
            1910 ................ WARD N6



   And here is the comments ...


   First place, by far the rest is occupied by the best demo of 
the season - OTPAD 2. It is completely up to its name. You just 
disappear from it. Music for the AY There admire that ... no 
words. A schedule is so steep, that at times it seems that it 
was done on the scanner and translated on SPECCY. But what the 
hell scanner! Emu up this far. This steeper than AMIGA or 
IBM!!! This could draw only a rabid maniac in the schedule. 
Hurrah! Steeper dem we have not seen yet. At ENLIGHT'96 she 
would have won the first place. 


   And in second place is not deme and megadema! REVELATION - it
Another krutnyak naikruteyshimi with special effects, graphics, 
and especially - music. There's a music ... that just takes the 
soul. Straight draws the soul ... General - second place. (In 
all seriousness: the peasants, download this and you will see 
megademu takoooeee ...) 


   I did not think that will appear in our TOP'e GIFT'y. But 
here's one appeared. True, this GIFT consists of two parts, but 
we stopped for a second. Here is a super-stereo 
bestgrafiks-and-fx-multicolor effect. This does not make even a 
mac. It remains to add only one thing: the second part you 
enter by clicking on any key.



   BERUSKA - program from behind a hill. Here you will find the 
music from zabugornye new music editor (unfortunately the name

We do not know). You will also find cool digitizing. All these
gadgets put the program on the fourth place.


   MEGASMOKE we have is in fifth place. Great graphics do
this program is simply not resistible!


   We do not know why, but in sixth place came back from the 
program behind the mound - GHAZA'S SUPER SOLDIER. This program 
came to us directly from the Pentagon (which is in the U.S.). 
On it you will find a detailed plan for the capture of Israel. 
The truth is not in Russian. But it's pretty easy to translate, 
so that can make your own, pre- with just one bomb, capture, 
Israel. The world will be at your feet! The case for a bomb.



   EXPLOT 1 (full name unknown) - old adventures of the present 
"mob". Funny story, actually. And the graphics - well, just 
heaps. Seventh place. 


   WHITE KEYS stands in eighth place. Codes, and the music is 
not very too bad. Yes, and here there is nothing to comment, 
you'll see for yourself watching this demo. 


   PAT DEMO - ninth place. It is something like a WHITE KEYS, 
but something still different from it. A-ah! Attribute scrolls.

By the way done very professionally.


   And in last place tusuetsya WARD N6 at full strength. No
comments.



   P.S. For TOP-10 edition of the newspaper is not liable


   P.S. All of these demos, you'll find on DITRONIK 4 BBS. 
Download REVELATION MEGADEMO and you will understand what a 
real buzz! Laughter Within ten minutes is guaranteed (it's at 
least!). 

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 (C) IRONMAN


   Hello. Here we begin the most comprehensive collection of 
sayings unknown officers and warrant officers. Today we present 
the first 29-Th statements. Continued in future editions. 

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 (C) Unidentified ensigns
 (R) IRONMAN


            COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS
        Textbook for junior and middle

                       academic staff.



                                 "The citizen does not need 
fools. 

                                               So here I am. "

                                          Unknown ensign.


 1. You're not here - here you will quickly grow out vodka 
pyanst      Vova and ugliness break.


 2. At the command of "rebound" occurs at night.

 3. Patrol vehicle will be sent forward at the visual

     memory.

 4. Signal for the attack - three green whistle up.

 5. Dig a trench from the fence before lunch.

 6. Tanks come in small groups of two or three people.

 7. Our work is not worth a damn penny.

 8. Here, as in war: commander killed - took a different 
machine. 

 9. Live like pigs in the den.

10. Sergeant! You are not orderly Swift - in the ears hanging.

11. Short dashes away from me until the next oak.

12. If you do not like our fees, we will arrange more than other
     Gia.

13. The battalion commander did not go on foot, it takes a 
GAZ-66 

     or zampoteha.

14. Boots should be cleaned from the evening to the morning put 
on the light 

     chew my head.

15. What you as fellow cadet. Here are a major

     worth it.

16. Now will deal properly and will punish anybody!

17. After firing, training and live ammunition to

     be presented in its original state.

18. Tomorrow classes VAP. Dress code - no weapons.

19. Report the presence of people. Who's not all - of punish.

20. Or you stop smoking, or one of two things.

21. Each student must be either encouraged or punished.

22. In the next lesson will be a slight decrease increase

     maintenance workload.

23. What are you mate swearing like little children!?

24. You look at me, I had a normal, but when and merciless.

25. The sine in wartime could be as high as four.

26. In the dismissal will only exemplary tables.

27. Hey, you! 'll Eat through the anus.

28. Menengit - a very deadly disease. After it, or die

     or become fools. That's my brother and I were sick. He died

     and I was lucky.

29. You hope that in the exam you will put a triple? Lent
     vyat, but easier on you will not.



               RAZBIRALKA


 (C) RINDEX


   WARRIOR finally arrived, but I'm on this has not become 
easier. Y He finally broke down the computer and when he fix it 
I do not I know. And here I am shouting "Hurrah!" sat down to 
fill this section. Today we consider the game "TIME COP" (demo 
version). Let's begin ... 



                    TIME COP
                     (Demo)
                (C) MOONSOFT '96



   In netakoy too far buduyuschem people could still move
in time. Looming threat of global change buduyuschego etc.
The creators of the time machine blow a duplicate of the device 
and Now the villains of all stripes are sending to the past to 
enrich the present (you understand? "I - a vague, but it's not 
the point). The Government has established a special service 
for the destruction of most of these criminals ... 


   You act as an agent of Walker. You need to make a flight to 
the distant past, when there were samurai, and so on, and kill 
leader named Mike Tornado. He materilizovalsya (the so-called 
scientific flight on time) at the time and decided to do out 
there, something bad. We quickly learned the language of the 
time you flies back in the suit of Adam ...



   Just at this moment and begins your mission. First you have 
to find a container with equipment. You will not run hither and 
naked on Forests. In the yard in 1170 and people are already 
wearing clothes. Yes, and weapons also does not hurt.



   How to find the container? Go west, then north, and
You are already standing near the sea and the container. Swim 
does not recommend, and here should open the container. You 
have to hand has vozvratnik. AND Here's something to it and 
leaned against the lock on the container. It is open! But you 
disappointed, your organization has not sent you the clothes 
and weapons, apparently believing that at that time were the 
dinosaurs. We'll have it all mine itself. Yes, and take the 
medicine cabinet. 


   You have not frozen yet? In my opinion it's time odetssya 
already. Go on east of the container. Well as you a 
representative of this race? Clothing it is so easy you will 
not give up. Will have to fight, and bare hands (luckily you 
are well trained to do so). Bad locals. He missed from you 
punch in the solar plexus and you to him immediately turned 
down his neck. Wimp! Inspect it. Take the clothes (she had 
already dressed to you). I wonder what happened to his sword?? 
Well, okay, You speak so well, and other techniques.



   Go back where you prezemlilis and go now
east. Strict inscription: "Give up hope ye who enter here." But
You are a brave man and move on. If you still have not got the 
energy, I advise you to eat with injections of the medicine 
chest you found in a container (not all at once colitis, on 
another occasion), because Now that you have to protect one old 
man, who can not kill the three samurai. 


   You have done to your opponent your crowning blow "Kite" and 
he died on the spot. The old man also decapitated one, but the 
third fled. The old man really began to quickly drop skates, 
but you did find out from him what's what. It turns out he was 
carrying a sword bratuNaonore Ichikawa, and an evil uncle who 
sent their Chickaree Samurai to deprive him of the sword, but 
if you do not ... Then he died. Old man said is true also that 
if you treat him this sword his brother, he otbladagorit you. 
That's good. Carried. 


   Remember: the right to go ... Well, etc. So you're standing 
at the the fork of two roads. One just like the highway, and 
the second - barely noticeable, but more than offended. So he 
ran to the third samurai friends, and if you get them on the 
eye, then ... So these his friends are waiting for you at the 
barely visible path, naive people. And you Take it and 
perehetri them. Briefly went east on the highway. 


   Have to tell you one bleak news. Better now
do not sleep. Killed. Just in the city since been made. Around 
town you met an old man, talk to him if you want, he still

not long. On the way to the statue (probably the main area of 
​​the city) you'll find a gold coin. Take it without 
hesitation. 

   And here you are standing at this statue itself. Go east, go 
into a temple with a statue and praying to see the 16ti year 
samuraychika. Not trozhte it! This is a big boy people. His 
guards will kill you right away ... 


   If you go to the north, where the cries, you will enter the 
so-called bar. Can talk to the bartender, but he you nothing 
good to say. 


   So, let us turn to the south. Glued my forehead to the gate? 
Knock, you open up. This Naonora Ichikawa, brother of the 
victim in this unequal battle. Give him a sword. It will 
provide you with a workout in his school of martial arts one 
month, but you do not agree. First, You've all trained very 
well, and in Second, you have no time. He popraschaetsya with 
you and give you another sword Now you more or less armed.



   Get out of town, here you do nothing else, and the kit you 
do not have a rubber. Go straight to where you found a 
container with a kit. Come from? Go to the west. Meets you with 
open arms people with the boat, and offers just one Gold 
transfer you to another bank. Give him a coin, let him choke.



   And now you're on the other side. Boatman sailed back, well,
You go ahead and ... You are surrounded by a band still some 
samurai Here you want to end, but the leader wants to chat with 
you. Uvazhte rights, and should not be rude to him, he does not 
like it, yeah and you risk being left without a head.



   If you find a common language with him, then you are already 
sitting in his house and answer the question: "And are you 
willing to cooperate with us?". Y You have no choice, agrees. 
You are immediately transported by boat devils where, and ... 
The game is over. 



   That's right, we will continue to wait. Well, I hope that 
the regime fight and interface you will understand (they are 
almost the same as and in Star Heritage). It remains to add 
only one graph in the game is even nothing, so that the game 
worth the candle. 


   Well that's all. True on the server you will not find this 
game. It takes too much. Ask around with friends or Ride the 
market and buy it there. That is all.