Maximum #04 27 июня 1996

Foreword - IRON MAN with us.
List BBS - A list of running BBS.
Reprinted with cont. - Kashchei immortal (Chapter 10-12).
solid jokes - 17 & 14 jokes jokes about student life. The story about a man and a goat.
TOP 7 - Seven of the best games on rezultatm sales in the markets.

                            WEEKLY



        28.06.1996


       The first part



              PREFACE.


 (C) RINDEX


    I welcome you. You have not yet gone to the cottage in the 
village, the sea, etc. No? Well then read our newspaper. In it 
you today find many interesting things, and maybe not. I advise 
you to take a closer read the heading of "solid fun." There is 
one .. And what is there, you'll see for yourself. We were 
joined by IRONMAN. Here it is and I, and wrote all these jokes. 
We are still committed comes in two reader. In the second 
reader will find a great article about RAVER'a holiday MK 
(that's why we came out again on Friday). Well, not You'll be 
more to ship. Everything. I'll see you in this room. 



               TABLE OF CONTENTS


 (C) RINDEX


   Let's just get down to business ...


     1 .. List of working with BBS 01.07. on 07/07/1995
     2 .................... Reprinted with continuation.
     3 ............................. solid fun.
     4 ...................................... party!
     5 ....................................... Versions.
     6 .................. European Football Championship.
     7 ................................... Razbiralka.
     8 ................................ PO Box.
     9 ....................................... Detective.
    10 ...................................... Advertising.
    11 ....................................... Epilogue.



   Well, sections from the fourth room, you'll find the second 
part of our newspaper. 



         List of working with the BBS for 01/07/1996 07/07/1996


 (C) CDS SOFT


   I welcome you. Changes in the list are ... WARRIOR left 
behind distant lands and return only at the end of the week. In 
DT3 poser came with the modem, and if you hear three beeps, and 
the modem handset is not picked up, the server is not working. 
ZX-NET is expanding! It included two BBS'ki: DITRONIK DITRONIK 
3 and 4. STRYKER also not asleep. The network went DITRONIK'ov 
V BBS. He was named DITRONIK 5. STATION 7 and LIME a bit 
altered their work schedule. Well That's all. Again we leave on 
Friday and the list can be small changes.



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ALEX BBS 164-1684 (Alexei) ........... ALEX
2, July 6
from 22.30 to 06.20
Tema: general (non-dem) ON-LINE
Information Referral
Sekr.fayly: to_alex.W, FORONLIN.W
Drive: A, B

CHIP BBS 279-1455 (Hleb) .............. CHIP
Daily
from 23.00 to 08.00
Tema: general
Sekr.fayly:> CHIP.W, MEMWR.W
Drive: A, B

DITRONIK a BBS 490-7044 (Dennis) .......... STRYKER
Mon-Sat
from 23.00 to 07.00
Sun from 23.00 to 10.00 ON-LINE BRED
Tema: general (without iron)
Sekr.fayly: DITRONIK.W,

  TO_DENIS.W, TO_BRED.W,
 FORONLIN.W, TO_BREDC.W
Drive: A, B

DITRONIK 2 BBS 329-4385 (Paul)
Tues, Wed, Thu.
from 00.00 to 07.00
Topic: General MAXIMUM
Sekr.fayly:> MAXIMUM, PAVEL.W
    DITRONIK.W, API SOFT.W
Drive: A, C

DITRONIK 3 BBS 409-4297 (Ilia) ............ CYBORG
Daily
from 00.00 to 09.00
Topic: General MAXIMUM BRED
Sekr.fayly: DITRONIK.W,

   TO_BRED.W, TO_ILIA.W, ZXWORLD TIME

  > MAXIMUM,> ZXWORLD.W,

  TO_TIME.W, TO_BREDC.W,
Drive: A, B

DITRONIK 4 BBS 455-9089 (Alexander) ...... IRONMAN
Daily
from 23.00 to 07.00
Topic: General MAXIMUM BRED
Sekr.fayly: DITRONIK.W,

  TO_BRED.W, TO_SASHA.W,

   to_sysop.W,> MAXIMUM
Drive: A, B

JAM BBS 561-0129 (Sergei) ............. JAM
Daily
from 00.00 to 06.00
Tema: iinformatsionnaya
Sekr.fayly: to_jam.W
Drive: A, B

A.K.L. BBS 175-7792 (Constantine) ...... A.K.L.
Mon, Wed, Thu.
from 23.00 to 07.00
Tema: general
Sekr.fayly: AKL0 ... 5.W
Drive: A, B

DT3 BBS 562-9769 (Artem) ......... ART SOFT
Mon, Wed, Fri
from 23.00 to 07.00
Topic: General
Sekr.fayly: to_sysop
Drive: A

RAVER BBS 168-5705 (Dmitry) .......... RAVER
Daily
from 00.00 to 08.00
Tema: Information MAXIMUM
Sekr.fayly:> RAVER, RAVER1 ... 5
        > Raver, raver1 ... 5

            > MAXIMUM, to_sysop
Drive: A

LIME 1 BBS 353-7123 (Sergei) .......... GROFAZ
Fri, Sat, Sun from 20.30 to 23.30
Subject: General LIME TREE
Drive: A

LIME 3 BBS 135-6017 (Alex)
Fri from 21.00 to 01.00
Sat from 21.00 to 00.00
Subject: General LIME TREE
Sekr.fayly: to_ALEX.W
Drive: A, B

LIME 4 BBS 583-8993 (Alexander) ..... 583-SOFT
Every day from 00.00 to 10.00
Subject: General (music) LIME TREE
Drive: A


ўўўўўўўў user stations not included in the ZX-Net ўўўўўўўўў


G.M.S. BBS 482-0395 (Andrew) .......... G.M.S.
Daily
from 00.00 to 08.00
Tema: general
Drive: A, B

DJ 2 BBS 124-4727 (Sergei) ........ BIG Hare
Mon-Thu, Sun
from 00.00 to 05.30
Subject: general (assebler)
Sekr.fayly: to_sysop.W,

   > 1244727.W, D.J._2.W
Drive: A

DIGITECS BBS 936-1253 (Vladislav) ..... DIGITECS
MF
from 23.30 to 05.00
Tema: general
Drive: A

DITRONIK 5 BBS 492-0691 (Vladimir)
Thu., Sat
from 20.00 to 23.00
Tema: general BRED
Sekr.fayly: to_sysop.W,

  TO_BRED.W, TO_BREDC.W
Drive: A

FERRUM BBS 365-7518 (Paul) ..... MPR HARDWARE
Fri, Sat, Sun
from 21.00 to 23.30
Tema: general (preferably iron)
Drive: A, B, C

STATION 7 465-7266 (Ilia) ......... KOLOVRAT
MF
from 00.00 to 07.00
Topic: General
Sekr.fayly: to_sysop.W,
    to_cps.W, ST7.W
Drive: A


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Mark "MAXIMUM", "ON-LINE", "BRED", "TIME", "ZX-WORLD", "LIME
TREE "mean that these BBS'ki accept mail for the corresponding
                    ing computer publications.
 Earnest request: make sure to leave your contact information!


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                  > MAXIMUM with any extension.

Mandatory secret files for the network ZX-Net: secret.W, SPACE.W

All changes in the servers and BBS to register please call: 
395-8162, from 12.00 to 22.00 (Alexander). 

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             except ON-LINE.


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           Reprinted with CONTINUATION.


 (C) CAPTAIN POWER
 (R) Pavel Fedin


            Kashchei Immortal
              (Continued)


                Chapter 10.

- Well, my dear, come, - has invited Ivan Baba Yaga.
- What are you, Grandma! I have to go collect mushrooms - 
opposed the hedgehog. Baba Yaga was really nothing very much, 
but compared with hedgehogs ... so-so ... In addition, it was 
necessary to do stocks for the winter.

- Ivan, you also have to kill Kashchei - Indignant Yaga.
- What sort of nonsense bear, Grandma. What Kashchei, my home 
ezhata from hunger peep. Them that you do not feel sorry for?


 Baba Yaga was a pity ezhat, but it is above all! She picked up 
a hedgehog the tail and dragged him to the hut. He violently 
resisted, and squeal. But the forces were not equal, and soon 
proved to be Ivan and foot hut.


 It turns out that the entrance to the izushku really was, but 
he was too trivial for a little hedgehog that Ivan did not 
understand how on the inside. The first thing Baba Yaga cleared 
Tsarevich of thorns and he soon felt himself a man again. Life 
will soon again become a beautiful and amazing, although the 
idea of Mushrooms are still worried about Ivan. But this does 
not prevent him from properly nakushatsya, resulting in Prince 
woke up the next day with a buzzing head, and intrusive 
thoughts, "And how have hedgehogs that?" 

 He came to the aid of Baba Yaga. She ogrela his poker, and the 
prince immediately felt like royalty. Freed from headache, Ivan 
hastily hearty bite to eat and waited for further unharnessed 
mistress. Orders followed immediately: "The road to the castle 
Kashcheev long and difficult, if not know. In fact it is quite 
close "- the beginning of instruction Yaga - "I'll give you a 
ball of yarn. Clew this is not simple, and wool. Inside it are 
the navigation system, a small engine on the nuclear fuel (so 
do not be afraid, do not obluchishsya, this is for you not the 
nuclear bomb of the XX century) and integrated circuits, all of 
these business managers. I have it programmed to specific 
signals that are read by a navigation system and transmitted to 
... "Read what it was nonsense, tells Ivan is that Grandma 
probably fallen into a senile marasmus. However, the attack was 
soon over, and Baba Yaga has been as follows: "... signals 
IDENTIFICATION lighthouse, which is located in the trunk. Chest 
that is hanging from chains on the hefty oak at Berg Sea. In 
the chest is sitting hare. A hare sitting duck, in which sits 
an egg. In the egg is a needle - Death Kashcheeva! Tangle will 
lead you to the oak tree. Get at the needle break - here and 
end Kashcheev kingdom. That poimeesh Vasilis his own. "


- And what, no he is not guarding the chest? - Ivan was 
surprised. - Of course. Wanted, a dreamer ... Protects his dead 
Knight. A if he has any problems arise, and he Kashchei say.

- Because they are the same I instantly turn into a pancake! - 
Prince was frightened. - I'll give Wonder Mail. Withstands five 
you hit Kashcheev Lightning or ten Rytsarev. But you're not 
depressed, they rate a little prorveshsya. Machine gun you 
have? - The Customs seized nearly ...

- Excellent. Here's a Wonder-Clip. Good thing, help.

 Ivan Tsarevich distrust drew heavy Miracle Kalchugu and 
wrapped Miracle holder. His appearance on this became 
threatening. Go turned out to work. Then finally, Ivan knew 
where the entrance is in the hut. Using the remote control 
opened a granny the heavy door in a closet, which actually 
turned out to be a lift (The fact that it was a lift, Ivan did 
not know: he had never before seen them). Having a spacious 
cabin, they gently descended and out into the fresh air, where 
grass and walking uzhravshiysya moss, horse Ivan. Miracle 
blanket, courtesy of Yaga, made horse no less creepy, that he 
himself rider. 

- And you what kind of interest? - Ivan inquired, seriously
perched in the saddle.
- Boring once was. Spectacles like the noise. Long time no 
hear, I smell the napalm! - Dreamily said Baba Yaga. 


                Chapter 11.

 Cybernetic tangle of Baba Yaga was, of course, a good 
assistant, but an honest bastard. Instead keep Ivan directly to 
the cherished goal, the miracle of technology wrapped in all 
occurrences taverns, after which winds through the woods and 
bellow texts of some source code in assembly language, 
frightening residents and the forest itself Prince.


 But by evening the next day came the sound of the waves and 
the cry of seagulls. This was the sea. Seeing the water, a 
tangle issued vostordenny cry and rushed to bathe. Ivan, did 
not recognize anything except the puddles and swamps, did not 
share the enthusiasm of the coil, and are accustomed to two 
days to even the worst tricks of his navigator, waited 
patiently on the shore. Nadryzgavshis enough, a ball 
contentedly sprawled on the sand and purred something melodic 
in C + +. Resulted in another verse, He spoke with a human 
voice: 

- All Vanya. My mission is complete. Five kilometers and nine
meters along the shore, then thirteen from the coast and there 
is your oak. I hence I will watch with prigorochka.


 No persuasions could not get a ball to show his hand where
it. He relentlessly referred to the program, navigation system,
five kilometers long and so many feet.

- Well, are you bastard - angry, Ivan, is not familiar with the 
SI system. - And in the yards I do not know - calmly answered a 
ball, climbing a high hill - yes there, and so can be seen from 
the shore, do not worry. 

 Ivan, dirty swearing heavily traveled along the coast. Legs of 
the horse under the weight of ammunition, were drowned in the 
sand on the knee. Numerous fish shamelessly laughed, looking at 
the Tsarevich and shamelessly poked him in the fins. Soon, from 
behind a tall oak against the black towers of the Castle of 
Death. He was still far away and, therefore, Prince decided a 
good rest before the storm. He rode up to him 
priglyanuvshemusyu stump and fell with a clang on the sand. 
Crawl to the stump he could not, and indeed it was laziness, 
and Ivan fell asleep like that.



               Chapter 12.

 The morning was clear. Above the sea played happily mirages. 
This morning they played Hamlet. Ivan hardly opened his heavy 
eyelids and for a moment seen the tragic episode of the great 
work. When the tension eased, he began a moral preparation for 
the upcoming battle, ending with that, he began for the 
technical. First, he checked the safety of Wonder Kolchugas. 
Chainmail was in excellent state and lunging straight into 
battle. Machine gun, as well as Miracle-Clip is also in 
combat-ready state, although the battle and not exploded. A 
horse grazing in the meantime. Herbs in the county was not, but 
off the coast of blooming fragrant hemp field. Steed was not 
limited simply by eating plants. He found somewhere in the Dead 
Knight, simulating an attack on the ill-fated Oak, made him 
hurl lightning, which lit up the field, oozing with the 
fantastic smells. 

 The horse was ready. Tsarevich sighed deeply, and also felt 
much better. It was time to complement the expedition. Ivan 
easily confused jumped into the saddle, loaded gun Miracle-ring 
and furiously gikaya, ran to the oak tree. 

 The audience had gathered. Idle fish swam closer to shore,
not to miss anything interesting. Important birds descended
lower, too, wanting to see justice. Cyber-ball, Ivan left a few 
miles back, quietly moved to the tubercle closer. Its optical 
system, in principle, can provide excellent image and at large 
distances, but he would also have quality and stereo sound. On 
the shore of Sprites sold to tourists from the peasants tickets 
to the best place. Brownies briskly traded kvas cracknels and 
honey Braga. Landlords who have taken the best seats are 
already betting, and most were put on Ivan. Evil as 
representatives of light forces tended to Kascheyu.


 Meanwhile, Ivan was approaching the oak. Besotted hemp
smoke, the horse raced at full speed. Tsarevich picked up a 
machine gun at the ready. Suddenly from behind an oak appeared 
dead Knight. It was the usual skeleton vyryazhenny in medieval 
armor. However, the armor was just costumes. Seeing in the 
hands of the attacker a dangerous weapon with an even more 
formidable ammunition, Knight threw clown costume introduce 
viewers to their bony nature. But for deterrence it still left 
on the dried skull of a helmet, and began furiously rotate the 
sword above his head, something bellicose shouting. At his 
cries Ivan answered in short bursts. Bullets knocked out the 
enemy several ribs, causing at the same enthusiasm on the part 
of humanity. Through few moments enemies closer, and his 
skeleton polosonul Ivan sword. Impact of hedged gold plated 
helmet prince, and the rider almost dropped the gun. Proskokav 
by inertia ten meters, horse whirled and Ivan drew a Long Dead 
Knight queue. The shot was successful and took a skeleton right 
hand, denying opportunities to fully use the sword. Then Knight

moved into an energy attack. When the second pass, Ivan aimed 
the gun directly on the skull of a skeleton, he uttered a 
melodious sound with a good portion of homing fireball. 
Lightning got straight to the goal and kicked Ivan Tsarevich of 
the saddle. Scum exulted. But the lad did not get lost, and 
quickly jumped to his feet and let in the skeleton of several 
bursts. Bullets made his work, and Skeleton lost a few more 
ribs. However, even after so many losses Knight found the 
strength to put in Ivan portion of ball lightning. Yet the long 
burst led a skeleton in fighting form and strict judge claimed 
him off the field battlefield.


 Some representatives of evil began to bet on Ivan.
Betting landlords increased. Tensions grew. The audience roared.

 Ivan ran to a tree and made a couple of unsuccessful attempts 
to climb the oak. He soon realized failure of this idea. 
Supporters discordant tone advised him to use weapons. Topple 
Oak kitchen knife was not possible. This prince learned after 
hours of failed attempts. Then from the audience volunteered to 
two volunteers. It was Ilya of Murom and Alyosha Popovich Both 
drunk, but ready to collapse. They are one stroke demolished 
oak, and went into a rage, took over the audience stands. 
Somehow they managed to settle down, but the audience were 
first victim.


 Ivan broke the lock on the trunk butt of a machine gun and 
opened it. Suddenly jumped out and ran to the goblin leaked. 
However, Tsarevich instantly overtook him and covered cylinder, 
stuck in the same trunk. Gently lifting cylinder, a soldier 
found a rabbit with the words "Made in USA". The audience broke 
into applause. By surprise, he dropped a cylinder and pulled 
oblique headlong to public. But Ivan let him go a curse and a 
dozen bullets. Hare broke into lumps, and not having 
kukareknut, taking with him more five innocent souls. That part 
of the public who are not spattered remains of hare, applauded. 
Betting on Ivan grew. However, the law was Baba Yaga. The hare 
was a duck, which, badgered looking around and repulsive 
cracks, has the acceleration and rose into the air, tucked his 
paws. 

 Yaga herself hovering in their mortar at a safe distance. 
Seeing that her fantasies met, she even shed tears of pleasure. 
In mortar with his grandmother sat her one and only black cat. 
Supplied the field binoculars, he watched with excitement 
fight. Cote also loved the hot battles, but always preferred 
located in the side. 

 Meanwhile duck climb. Desiring to examine it in detail, the 
birds flew even closer. But Ivan did not want to upset the 
public and let the duck began rasstreliavt duck with a machine 
gun. Unlike the rabbit, the duck blyamba adorned with the 
inscription "Zroblena have Belorusi" (this is told then the 
sparrows that survived the hunting of duck), which determined 
its superb flight characteristics. Bird spun as stunned. She 
was doing loop the loop, barrel and avoids evil bullets Ivan 
unmercifully kosivshih important and unimportant birds. 
Feathers and roast fowl rained down on the heads of the curious 
public. Soon, the sky is much Clear, and duck and dodge all the 
winds. Not wanting to rashodovt precious ammo, the shooter 
pulled out a miniature zapazuhi install Stinger. After careful 
aiming a rocket with the noise went to the goal. Certainly fall 
into the nimble bird údolie no, yes and this is not required: 
hitting a sparrow in the diaspora, the rocket made a powerful 
explosion, which did not pass, and a duck. Nimble bird, not 
estimating the enemy's cunning crumbled to pieces, releasing 
the egg out. 

 The egg flew down and plunged into the lapping waves of the 
sea. It happened not far from shore, but to get it was rather 
difficult, especially given the aversion of Ivan to clean 
water. Position saved Pike, who saw that Ivan is preparing a 
nuclear warhead to evaporate sea. Not wanting to be cooked, the 
fish left on the bottom and through the a couple of hours 
provided to the public get tired a little coveted egg. 

 But then came himself Kashchei Immortal.



            SOLID FUN


 (C) RINDEX


   Since MASTER SOFT exams you'll be cheering I
IRONMAN.

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 (C) SPEED INFO
 (R) RINDEX


   Male zarevnoval me so that after a locksmith from a ladder 
and he repair the valve.



   In the morning I gave her $ 100, and then learned that she 
had a tax ispektor. 


   She asked again: "Schwarzenegger? It's so small, thick
and glasses? "I immediately realized that she with me in 
Hollywood do nothing.



   Loved me all the time called it "pizza with mushrooms, then
"Shrimp with beer." Maybe I better feed him?


   At work in a savings bank think about the bed and in bed - 
only about money.



   I noticed that the green buttons on her blouse are sewn with 
black thread, and realized that she and her husband are out of 
luck. 


   Four months, I did not take off his pants. There was simply 
no excuse. 


   At the party, I "went over" and now I am wondering who took 
advantage of this. 


   Pushkin, too, was not a nun.


   Eugene guessed me on the arm, then on the shoulder and so on 
... 


   Somehow, in the most intimate place in my vocabulary ends
reserve.


   I told her that I will not go away. But my husband came and 
insisted. 


   At first I resisted, and then spat on - let the choke.


   Came to our shop, "Intimacy", there is a doll - $ 300 
#$!@@$%'# - $ 150. Cheaper Babu zaimet.



   Understand a woman whose erogenous zone into a zone
Torture ...


   I wanted something soothing, like a woman.


   Then the first time he hinted that he would not mind me 
sleep. The hint was so subtle that I did not immediately 
understand. Came two and a half years.



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 (C) IRONMAN


The Georgian Institute of ad:
"The entrance examinations will not be held. All tickets sold '

A young man enters the theater institut.Na exam he
give the job - Etude: depict an elephant. He makes a stupid 
expression person turns both his pocket and says:

Trunk-show?

Entrant take an examination in physics. Examiner to him:
-Runs around the table.
Entrant breaks off and gets a negative rating.
Next examiner says the same thing, what fbiturient otvechaet 
question: A with any acceleration?


A young boy goes to college. Exams on matematike.Emu
need to draw a circle. He goes to the board, taking the chalk 
and not taking his hand, draws a clear lap.

-How did you manage without a compass?
-And I'm two years in the Army turned the meat grinder.

The professor showed the candidate tail of some animal and asks:
-Determine what is an animal.
Entrant looked and looked, stood up and walked to the door.
-What is your name? - Screams professor.
Poe's tail, and define, "said prospective student and povilyav 
backwards, left from the audience.


Entrance examinations at the Conservatory professor turns to
Applicants:
-Name, please:, the names of famous composers to you.
-Sheet.
-Good.
Bach.
-Great. Well, now, someone from the modern.
Silent-Kh. In.
"Well, it's you, old man, bent.
-Excuse me, professor, Tikhon Khrennikov.

Telegram from parents:
"As the exams? Tell urgent!"
Answer: "The examination was excellent. Professorship in 
delight. Requests repeat in the fall. "


Letter from a student - a Ukrainian home:
"They went out of bacon! Hello, Mom ..."

The lecture began. One student was late. Lecturer:
-Why are you late?
-Excuse me, professor, I participated in competitions in the 
rally. After some time, comes another student.

The professor asks:
"You, too, with the rally?
The student was stunned:
No, I smoked ...

Lecture at the Institute. Professor love to confess the topic 
and at the same time wrote on the blackboard. Scribbled board, 
he immediately puts on top of it another, and continues to 
write. A young girl on the front row, with no time to finish, 
please contact: Professor, I have not yet finished, and you 
have let down! 

Physics students got carried away religion and transferred to 
the seminary. Here he is sitting in a lecture and not used to 
(and perhaps out of habit) podremyvaet. Priest in the course of 
the lecture came up to him and asks: -So, tell me, what is the 
divine power? Divine-mass on the acceleration of the divine.


Professor at the lecture said that a man during sex
intercourse loses so much energy that this was enough energii
to the fact that the push to place a boxcar. One student, 
stretching: -Oh, now would sostavchik to Vladivostok!


There are three students: the university, college and military 
academy - And tell each other about exams.

-We have, "says the student of high school, in the exam-ticket 
question: "What is the measured current strength?" and three 
possible answers: in volts, in ohms, in amperes. And you need 
to select the correct one. -We have, "says second-question:" I 
do not whether measured in amperes amperage? "and three 
possible answers: yes, no, I do not know. You must select the 
correct one. -And we have, "says third-issue" The current is 
measured in amperes and three answers: yes, there are so 
precisely. Here and suffer choose the right one. 

One student comes and sees there is another student at the 
elbow in clean and jerk, and there is something the seeker.

- What are you doing in there, eh?
- Yes, that's a jacket there zasasalo.
- And what, you then will it be?
- No, I have a sandwich there!

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 (C) IRONMAN



                  I will tell you a story

              And this is true or fiction you decide.


  Walking man field, forest, he saw a well. Kinul kamushek,

  prislushalsya - tishina. Podobral valunchik, podnatuzhilsya,

  tossed, prislushalsya - tishina. Posharil on kustam, nashel

  relsinu, rested, vzmok, dotaschil, threw - tishina. Worth

  vnedoumenii. Suddenly, from lesochka vyskakivaet koza, 
rushing to 

  well and prygaet it. A man vasche otpal and costs

  dumbfounded. Then out of the bushes the other guy comes out 
and 

  sprashivaet: 'Slushay you have not seen my goat? " - 'Duc ... 
From ... 

  blah ... vyskochila out of the woods and ran into a well ... 
it ... ' 

  - 'Stranno ... After the rails privyazana byla ... '

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 (C) IRONMAN


   You all know that in the newspaper ON-LINE is a topic 
TOP-10. There given by a dozen top-selling games on the market 
in Mitino, on the point MAGIC SOFT'ov. So, we confidently 
affirm that TOP-10 ON-LINE wrong! And so, we offer you

the most truthful TOP-7. Why 7?? So in fact more than almost 
anything do not take. So occasionally take 15'S, well etc. 
Basically take now these games are selling like hot cakes. 
Well, our comments below. 



                 TOP-7
                (Games)


     (Based on sales in all markets in Moscow)


        1 .......................... METRO
        2 ..................... Field of Miracles
        3 ................... MOSKOW-PARIS
        4 ...... EXAMINATION-INVESTIGATION
        5 ........................ DURAK 2
        6 ................ PLANET OF DEATH
        7 ................. THE WILD BUNCH



   Well, what METRO in the first place it is logical. Beautiful
plot (you appear as a machinist Kalinin line of Moscow metro), 
great graphics (Bravo Zorin !!!), and all the rest (including 
music). Done it is a miracle: (C) ALZ SOFTWARE 1992; (C) SUPER 
PLAY SOFTWARE 1992 (Cool company, by the way). Well, their 
names are: CODE - Pavel Rodionov; GFX - Andrei Zorin (BEST GFX 
MACKER IN GALAXY). Well done! 


   In second place is a new game Field of Miracles, but no firm
OUTLAND (who needs your bodyagi the entire disk, you do not 
have such classy player like his father Fyodor), and 
underground companies VLADIMIR (I would like to know - it's a 
city name or the name of the programmer (classified as a !!!)). 
Just kick-ass graphics and most complex issues firmly put this 
game in second place (METRO the graphics will be more 
abruptly). Company manufacturer: (C) VLADIMIR 1995 


   Third place game MOSKOW-PARIS. Wonderful detective story and 
excellent graphics that's what separates this game from all 
other games. Puzzles are so complex that we were not able to of 
the compartment N4 (and pardon all sorry ... polite toy). 
Company manufacturer: (C) MAREK KISZAKIEWICZ 'JACEK MERING (may 
be errors are not read the letters, and names, too). Year: 1987.



   In fourth place is a miracle-play EXAMINATION-INVESTIGATION.
This is another detective game. We do not know why, but buyers
more like MOSKOW-PARIS (probably due to the fact that in the 
title game is the word Moscow). Made it: (C) Alex Shirokov in 
1995, as a basis took some TDFROST 1986. Way. In this game, 
used a super output graphics (steeper than RST7). 


   In fifth place game settled DURAK 2. Guys just got into 
DURAK 1 by A. Mednonogov did his Fool. Well since this game is 
an obvious forgery, the popularity of her not so great (played 
enough in his time in DURAK 1). But the producer firms 
(???????) I write (spelling preserved): (C) NEW HAKERS-KROUWAIT 
SYSTEM 1994. 


   Bottom of the TOP-July settled two games overseas origin
(Our once familiar and interesting games made by us). Sixth
place was a terrible game under the name PLANET OF DEATH 
unknown to the manufacturer, and an unknown translator. 


   And at the last game is THE WILD BUNCH. Again
detective, but the Wild West. Sound effects have had us
immediately on the spot (that's AY !!!!!!). And why it takes so 
bad? Well and the firm producer - FIREBIRD. Translated - Paul 
Bobrovnikov. 


   Well, that's all for now. TOP will be released next month or 
two, when come out decent games that will be with a clear 
conscience write to our truthful TOP. And today it all.




   P.S. For all that we wrote in "The solid jokes, and
especially in the TOP-7, we do not assume any responsibility!


   P.P.S. All games from the TOP-7, you can find DITRONIK 4 BBS.
Download and enjoy.