Rants & Raves - The whole truth about Operation Zyu.

<b>Rants & Raves</b> - The whole truth about Operation Zyu.

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(C) Paracels


   How d'y, people! Well, at last, and my time ...
I hope you miss RANTS 'RAVES, so I apologize for
delay category.

   So, let's start, perhaps. These R'R accumulated a couple of 
interesting news. I'll tell you everything in order. 


   Thus, the first, and quite interesting, the news today is 
that we (I, D-Man, Spy 'our hero - Crazy Softvor) decided at 
any cost to get a newspaper of our Kovrov lamer vEL'a (sorry if 
talking about You are already tired of him, but I promise you 
that this article will show you a very amusing). So Now, we 
have to rack their brains, how do we get them. Immediately 
explain: vEL us (Ei, and especially me) hates and therefore, 
nor the fact that a newspaper does not overwrite, and even on 
the threshold is not admits. Well in that case do? And here in 
our minds (And, in all four at once) started to form an 
insidious and sneaky, but it is a brilliant plan - to send for 
a purpose under vEL'u view personal unknowing lamer one of the 
members of our group. The possibility that I will go, D-Man, or 
Spy, clearly fell away because I vEL Neuvazliayev;) (and that's 
an understatement), and knows this already, probably, every 
reader of Buzz and ZX-pILE (true shit-name ZX-PILOT); D-Man'a 
he knows, though, and does not harbor a sharp hostility, but it 
is clear that he did not overwrite; Spy is also not suitable on 
the nomination, although his nickname'om it would be simple 
rulez! There was only ... Crazy Softvor. Its something good, 
vEL not knew by sight and not seen even once, so we have to 
mollify Sanka (aka Crazy Softvor) to decide on this feat, after 
a brief prepirany everything was settled. % 8b 

   The operation was scheduled on the same day, so without 
thinking twice (just do not think that this happens often), we 
went to the venue of this risky, for the life of our Crazy, 
campaign. Along the way we were, as vEL, surrounded by lamer 
and using them will be unmasked Crazy legs kicking, etc. But as 
it turned out later, our "dream" was not come true:) Going to 
the house vEL'a, we hesitated stopped and checked, whether well 
conceived legend, there is no Is it bugs, would you believe it 
in her vELik etc. And it was this same legend next: Crazy 
seemed certain user'om or lamer'om (that is the case with 
vEL'om more appropriate), clinging otmazu that they say, went 
to Moscow and bought there Spectrofon'y # 22 and # 23, found 
they address vEL'a and thinking that nobody else in Kovrov with 
Speccy not set out to address. (God, how could vEL to this 
kupitsya. Crazy said that studies in KGTA (and it's really so) 
and does not know the people from Speccy :)))). On it could 
only peck vEL, so it happened ...


   Our main goal was to download a vEL'a his dirty rag, in 
order to find out how he obhamil us again, but passing can be 
would be free and decyl novya, but as we expected, vEL, as 
always there was this $% @ d and none of novya not transcribed, 
although there is one joke, about which later. 

   The legend was pro'beta-test'irovana our main beta-tester '
th Crazy and adopted as the basis for behavior in the "enemy
N1 "(as was once said to myself vEL). Crossing himself with his 
left foot, We said good-bye;) with the lame-suspicious and 
treacherous darkening vEL'ovskogo entrance doorway, Crazy, 
visualize, that it is waiting for TAM-TAM-TAM ONLY-ta-ra-ru-ram 
... and began aimlessly waiting for a bloody corpse Crazy fall 
from the balcony, and vEL will relish pozhevyvat torn ear of 
our beta-tester'a (Brrr. ..). But a miracle happened! It is 
true that before this happened, we bought ourselves with Spy'em 
to "round joy" (aka Chupa Chups), to somehow sderazhat 
excitement; 8) minutes after 30, When we were ready to kill 
themselves Crazy ('re not in rush to stand in the cold and wait 
for there to stir up this vEL yes overwrite his paper), with a 
haughty air, he appeared - SUPERMAN, oh, I wish say - Crazy, 
simple (but cool) - CRAZY SOFTVOR - present hero of the day! 
Hurray! pilots were with us! And we are up to # $ s content 
went to Ash'u. He is what we have watched all of creation last 
"cultural center" lamer - vEL'a. Yeah, we had hoped for 
something out of the ordinary lamerskoe, but it was even worse 
- vEL surpassed himself! 

   So, on the drive that recorded at the Crazy vEL'a we only 
found all the issues it a newspaper and PXM_INFO - infoshku its 
(VEL'ovskoy) group. Oh yeah, almost forgot about the promised 
laid. Sluhayte here. Imagine a situation: to vEL'u, which has a 
lot of novya, came a poor (in terms of soft'a (according to our 
legend)) user. So, vEL began to show him such steep prog, like 
Mortal Kombat (by AWS), DOOM demo (by DR), etc. with proposal 
to write them, and this most up to be poor, user Suddenly from 
the whole slope refuses! And, of course, why Crazy that he had 
long been there. But according to legend, Crazy or about some 
nove and does not know. It was then that we have a legend, and 
there was nestykovochka - as someone who went to Moscow and 
bought it Last Spectrofon'y could not know anything about nove, 
and even more so, abandon it ... But, apparently, vEL at the 
bad day pondering (vrochem, as always), and our biznezz under 
murmur was quite successful. 

   But back to soft'u, which stretched from Crazy vEL'a.

   Novem for us were the last 2 numbers ZX-pILE and, then
revealed a pseudo-group of infoshka vEL'a a great name
pROXIMA. In the newspapers there was absolutely nothing 
interesting, except that frail attempt to collide with me, and 
all the newspaper by 80% consisted of reprints, one of which - 
Reprint story Strugatsky brothers (it's a sign of total 
degradation), a news saying that there is no news today. 
Generally, the newspaper was a "pile" ... "Useful" information: 
( 

   pROXIMA_info we finally finished off.

   To pull the music, sure to pull pechatalka, lyrics
Gaza and ... anything else? And only in the sectors we have 
found dear to our heart from fuck vEL'a, in which he was rude 
and me Ash'a, whom we, in fact, sat ...


   Thus here! Not translated yet this Lamer in Russia!


   But soon, to our regret (and perhaps delight), our operation 
has been declassified vEL'om a result is not quite correct 
actions of one member of our pC-Division'a:) However, we do not 
very upset, because willingness Crazy again go to vEL'u 
dramatically diminished (and understandably), and all of us are 
not very nice had to deal with it, is truly despicable, Lamer. 
Therefore it was decided to declassify our project in the High 
Court and bring this interested in action-up to clashes speccy 
People, and here I sat down for this article, which is now 
coming to its logical zaklyuchneniyu. 

    We know that vEL released another two rooms of his 
"newspaper", in one of which, something is mentioned about 
Crazy, but vEL, as was the lamer, because they stayed to this 
day ... To hell with him! And we live happily ever after, and 
friends (+ soft of coz) acquire, and what you want. 


               Instead of a conclusion - NEWS ROOM 2

                      (Not funny)


   Relatively recently to us in the carpet came out Sat and Tox
MegaCode / Extreme, and only thanks to them we still managed to 
visit vEL'a. I will tell you, vEL has not changed - he's still 
the same lamer. The only thing that surprised us all was the 
price list vEL'a. Now he is selling blank discs at 40 rubles 
per pack, although in the capital, it is only 18. But that's 
half of the case. vEL to all this, take another, and illegal 
trafficking soft'a. Record any program on your disks is 8 
rubles, and on him - 11 ... 

   Thanks to people like vEL, Spectrum can retire
in our glorious country. I understand that when friends share
soft'om fresh, they do not seek any selfish purpose, even if 
those programs are pirated versions. But to cash in on someone 
else's work, in my opinion, the top human arrogance. Producers 
remain without money, and consumers without high-quality 
software products. 

   The issue of piracy and illegal trade program will affect 
more than once, but did not mention this glaring phenomenon 
what's happening in our city, I just could not, in the hope 
that the text will read as many as possible spektrumistov 
carpets and other cities. 

   Underpinning the business of such people or not - you 
decide. Pay You get what they paid for, but this may not always 
be you to please, but money is going in absolutely the left 
hand, which and have no idea how to do something on the Speccy, 
so it was somebody needs. All you need these people - it's fresh

software (no matter how extracted), which they will be able to 
drive at the right price they absolutely do not care about the 
quality of programs and challenges of today's manufacturers 
soft'a for speccy, which they need the money more than 
anything, because they earned them! 


   And finally, the last ...

   I sincerely hope that I no longer have to deal with a topic 
related to vEL'om and its activities. In the end, someone 
interesting to read this? Is it that we ourselves ... And 
therefore: "More become a good and different! And less like 
this ... " 

   But I note that I personally would love to learn about the 
creative plans of other group members PROXIMA. So good luck 
PROXIM'imistam all, except, of course, vEL'a, because even that 
he perceive as some insidious plan, conceived by EI to

harm him.


   On this sad note I end today's edition RANTS '
RAVES. Pokedova, gentlemen.


                       Sincerely, Alexander Kalinin (Paracels)