Buzz #12 30 декабря 1997

Rants & Raves - Best Five aphorisms from the newspaper ZX-Pilot.

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(C) Paracels


   Heeya! I'm back again!

   After a long silence, I finally can tell you a couple
interesting things.

   Thus, the first news that I want to tell you, regards
me personally and Voronezh group Inside Law. Just recently I 
learned that was held in Voronezh Festival of Children's 
Computer Creativity, and a member of the IL, namely Sergei 
Popov, took on it the first place with his picture on the pC. 
It would seem that nothing unusual, in contrast, we could 
congratulate him on his victory, but the thing is, with a 
picture Sergei took the first place? S moya was the picture 
(from our demo 'CLIMBATIZE') featuring Keith Flint and Liam 
Howlett from my favorite band The Prodigy. Ideally, the picture 
was black and white, but Inside Law drag it to the pC, 
reinstall my klikuhu and absolutely mediocre painted screen'u. 
I have raspechatochka this "masterpiece" ... 

   How do you think I felt when I heard about that
some Popov took my picture and distorted, and even took her to
by the first place? .. Recently we got a program QSV (Quick
Screen Viewer) by Abba / Inside Law, which we liked very much,
and we've already been gathered elsewhere to write greetings to 
Inside Law, but after they learned that they did not know what 
to think about this group. My personal opinion about it very 
spoiled, and all because of some pseudo-artist, able only to 
throw someone else schedule magic'om, drag it to the pC and 
issue for her. 

   I would appeal to the entire Inside Law. Guys, what do you
doing?? Is it difficult to draw themselves at least chtonibud? 
At the very least would somehow indicate the real author 
pictures, or at least drop me a letter with thanks You did not, 
and now all offer just send you fuck, but I have to postpone it 
in the hope that you vsetaki obsnite me you are coming or just 
apologize, and if Mr. you're too cool to apologize to some 
lamer, you sincerely hope that you to death torment the 
conscience, if you have it all there ... I would not want to 
overwhelm you fuck'ami! 


   Well, okay, can the leopard change his spots. Now I have 
prepared for you, dear readers, that somehow elevate your mood, 
something cool ... To write all the following article has 
prompted me to 'APHORISMS' in newspaper 'REVIVAL', for which I 
want to say 'thank you' to its author. 

   I understand that to hope that the following article does not
would be perceived as hitting, stupid and so I will look
wait for a response from Vel'a articles, which I hope will 
serve me new source of aphorisms ...


   So now you have to read the top five (more
not found) aphorisms of Kovrov newspaper ZX-PILOT. Author
all utterances is Vel-editor of this newspaper. In the process 
of reading, I can not guarantee you a 100% assimilation of 
information, what is hopefully not my fault, but I can 
guarantee 100% or even 50% of pleasure, but only if you do not 
Vel; here neither I nor the medicine or what can not help.


   Well, get ready ... Let's go!!!


   In fifth place Vel'a philosophical reflections on the hints 
that can be understood by no means all: 


     5. "Some Starn you hints, PLS, and if so

         Some can not understand your hints in another way, the

         and should not be so hint. "

                                        Vel / Zx-Pilot # 15

   Thank you Vel, that obsnil me as necessary, and how not to 
insinuate. This will be my lesson for life. 


   On the fourth, but not the worst place, ashamed of the whole
Received Buzz, the phrase:


     4. "And how can all get bored with something that you, dear
         May edition of Buzz, little time or during
         generally do not read. "

                                        Vel / Zx-Pilot # 11

   I hope everyone understands what we are paying very little 
time or do not read ...? Strange, but I do not! Perhaps I 
should learn from Vel'a express their thoughts so that it was 
not clear just so arrogant and stupid people like me: 8)



   In third place meteorologically apt observation Vel'a:


     3. "It's been his deputy for the windows, and on a 
calendar month, de          December. "


                                        Vel / Zx-Pilot # 17

   Zama, not winter - it is so written in Vel'a. But in this
;-) Think about the essence of this phrase, of course, winter 
and December is not have nothing in common. Takogo simply can 
not be that winter and December existed simultaneously. This is 
out of the ordinary, just a natural phenomenon ;-))) ... We 
must often look on the calendar, God forbid, the window will be 
summer, but the calendar month of July ... 


   In second place is very long sentence, but here's how it
sense - to judge you:


     2. "Now about the train. Do not rush, you're late already. 
I 

         have not yet seen such a company that does not work
         melt our intro. Well, if they do not work, then

         it's their problem. So say those who switch

         pages # FD ... "

                                        Vel / Zx-Pilot # 16

   Here I simply powerless to say anything, because simply
I understand that Vel meant. What a train, a # FD. Perhaps
here is just a complicated logic chain and train # FD is 
closely related to each other, but I do with my IQ just do not 
understand ... 


   Finally Meet our winner - the leader of today's top five - 
Vel'a professor of medicine: 


     1. "It hurts everybody, everything (or not always) and 
always." 

                                        Vel / Zx-Pilot # 15

   I will not spoil your fun and leave the impression
from reading the pearl ...

   Coming soon next BEST FIVE!


                            C Ya!!!


                              Sincerely, Alexander (Paracels).