Natural #01 01 апреля 1998

Юмор

Humor - Several homemade prikolov.Snachala about all your favorite PC.

                          Yu M O R



                         Sir Ilias.


  Several homemade prikolov.Snachala about all your favorite PC.


       From the instructions for Windows 95:

"In case of successful startup ..."

"When an accident pull the cord and squeeze the glass ..."


       Of the messages AidsTest (Amiga version):

"On your PC detected megavirus" Windows 95 "will be treated?"


       From the conversation 2-user'ov W95:

- How do I know Windows 95 is hung or not?
- No! ;-)


       From the story of Warcraft fan 2:


       I go I mean, a store and tell my wallet out of habit: 
"glittering prizes", lo and behold, and it ten thousand were 
added, the tree. Well I, again, in habit, and say: "on screen", 
lo and behold, en not my wallet! 



   Now, a few classic gags from Computerra.


                (Abridged).


                     (C), Gennady Popov.


                  About Gregory Fedorovich.


       Gregory F. was very fond of attending fairs and sale of 
computer equipment. Comes used to the fair, suitable for 
members of different companies and asked: 

       - Well, how do computers today?

       And laughs to tears: he really liked their answers.


       F. Gregory always thought of computer users by people 
not brought up. 

       - Well-play you on his computer - he lamented, if so 
without it you can not. But to say hello, if Somebody comes in, 
talk to the person to the door, say good-bye good-naturedly.


       But users really come across Grigory Fedorovich seems 
rude - they do not listen to him, but only waved his hand at 
him. 


       One of the most remarkable features of Grigory 
Fedorovich was that he never acquired a "leftist" programs, 
since very afraid of viruses. Because of this, he even stopped 
to buy programs. No program - but, and no viruses. 


       Gregory F. a childhood dream to work on
computer. But to realize their dreams could not because of bad 
memory. Used to sit at the computer, as well as open a file 
forget it. Sit, sit, spit with anger and even stop working. 


       Gregory F. was very fond of practical jokes. Sometimes 
wears Budenovka grandfather would take his sword and tell the 
computer center. Pokrichit two or three minutes something 
revolutionary like: "All your computers are freaking now 
chopped down!" - waves its sword and leave. The main thing is 
no one to understand not prosper. 


       Gregory F. was very fond of programmers.

       -I love them, the devil - said Gregory F. - and for
that I myself do not know.


       Then somehow Grigory Fedorovich had a laptop.

       - When you need it, its not-angry Gregory F. - and comes 
when he is completely useless! 


       Gregory F. liked to work on your computer.
About anything else and not think like. Give him to work on
computer - and that's it!


       Gregory F. always very attentive to the
development of computer thought. Follow-follow and even cast.

       - Very difficult the case, confessed to sometimes Gregory
F., - to monitor the development of computer thought.


       Gregory F. never drank nor smoked. And it is very
proud of it.

       - Look, - he said to others - here I am in all my
life has not smoked a single cigarette and drank a single glass
vodka.

       Surrounding after this message immediately rushed to 
drink a shot of vodka or drag on his cigarette.



       Gregory F. liked to communicate with the programmers.
Gather them up, happened in one place and explains what software
better, some worse.

       And programmers listen carefully and believe. Sometimes
just shout out anything offensive and then continue to listen 
and believe. 


       Gregory F. liked to work on your computer.
Used to sit at the computer and working on it for his own 
pleasure. Others too, like how Gregory F. works at the 
computer. Show on Grigory Fedorovich fingers and say: "Look, 
our something - the computer sits. Mood, so good today. "



       Gregory F. offered by the Internet and secretly thinking:
"That's sons of bitches!" That scream "Oh yeah dodgers! 
Alienate Here! Here rascal as tricksters! Pleased with me 
today! " 

       Thought so Gregory F. and out of the Internet.


       Gregory F. always with a particular suspicious of 
computers. 

       - No, I do not trust them not to trust - sometimes 
whisper shared Gregory F. with someone from reliable people 
ready to bedtime. - Do not set up yet in the world such 
computer, so I trusted him. 


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