Amigoz #02 04 ноября 1997

Юмор

Humor - 9600 and all-all-all ...

* U M O R *


            9600 and all-all-all ...


                  Chapter One,


      in which Winnie the Pooh sets itself

             two telephone lines


  Winnie momentarily broke away from the keyboard, which -
would wipe sweaty paw lob.Segodnya him Ed -
bone lucky.

  A few days ago for a jar of honey with a two -
me wiring and light bulb on the cover, which Rabbit
blindly adopted for high-speed modem, he knocked
his fiddle with a crowbar in raspayachnoy box between -
traditional telephone network "SAVA-International". Planted 
rabbit for fifteen days, but now bills for calls over the hill 
in a nearby forest, they came at Oak, Bee, why are highly angry 
and promised to next year to lift quotes for the honey tripled.


  Winnie the Pooh hastily rang in two adjacent forest
where under the name of Piglet and password "ZHELUDD" leaked
hefty toy.

  After that he began to ring round all the BBS (a
there, Brevno Board System) within native forests.

  Now hot modem manufacturing company
"Kanga and K535RU Communication Industries" gradually
cooled, poured water from a cooled for three days
kettle.

  Suddenly Winnie hailed from behind.

  "Christopher Robin came to" - thought Vinny, vyho -
AJ in Norton.Po some reasons he nehotel de
showering with him merged from distant overseas Forests
toy, and, moreover, Christopher Robin often reminded
Winnie of sawdust in his head that does not bear -
angered many.

    - Hey, Vinny! - Said Christopher Robin.

    - It's something so mean - said Winnie the Pooh
thoughtfully, choosing from a subsurface DOWNLOAD directory 
somewhere higher in the root. 

    - Rabbit is released, "said Christopher Robin.

    - And what did he do? - Winnie asked indifferently. 
Christopher Robin did not answer. 

    - Well, Winnie, has merged the eighth Space Quest? -
asked Christopher Robin with hope.

    - If I had not downloaded, so I have not merged,
- Winnie the Pooh said evasively. - I think so ...

    - Well, - said Christopher Robin, drooping. - Home I go. By 
bab ... to her grandmother. As and merge - dialde ... I just do 
not know when now you'll be there - as long as the philosopher 
of this zapryazhesh ... 

    - What the philosopher? - Suddenly startled
Winnie.

    - Yes, this donkey, Eeyore ... Who else? Pimp x
does not work, what else to do ...

  Winnie looked out the window. Next to his posh Mercedes, 
sheathed for the beauty of plush outside, standing modest Ford 
Christopher Robin, which was harnessed the donkey Eeyore. 
Famous philosopher was boring As always, stared in disbelief at 
the numbers small - Bus Pooh: "MI-1992-OT, and I thought, 
perhaps, about chtoto ... 

    - A genius of a philosopher ... Greatest programmer today 
... And harness the heaviest in the car - Winnie the Pooh 
indignantly grabbed the keyboard - round to bring down the head 
of Christopher Robin but he prudently hid behind the door. In 
the box was seen as Christopher Robin went to his

Ford, kicked him in the ne anterior wheel, swore,
then went to Eeyore, and did the same thing.
 "Barbarian" - thought Pooh. - "In my opinion,
so ".
 Continued expect in the next room ...