Madness #01 17 февраля 2001

Fun - a collection jokes among the students of the Ulyanovsk State Technical University.

                FUN

(C) People

We offer you a collection (not complete) jokes that circulate 
among the students of the Ulyanovsk State Technical University, 
although perhaps in any other similar educational institution). 
Collected places unprintable, but as they say, words can not 
erase songs (and someone who is easy?). In general, the most 
ardent champions of morality (a pancake, and wherever such 
words picked up? Or word??) request this article pro'skip'at. 
And then, God forbid, play pranks nervishki begin ...


It is better to have a blue diploma and a red face
than the diploma and the blue face.

If you want to become a soldier, sworn at Dean
mat.

The sun warms, birds are singing on my dick
need your institution.

Breast student Polytechnical less walnut
nut.
Editorial>> Well, if people say, therefore, probably know :-). 
Although all want to refute this claim (by example ->) Can 
contact us. 

And the sun shines brighter and more cheerful landscape, when 
the stomach is gushing C2H5OH. 

A woman with a cart - the mare in a pose.

Better with a black man in a bath to wash than on the radio
study.

H2O is not our motto - our motto is C2H5OH.
Ed>> As the saying goes, the nail got dude!

Yesterday I bought a hand grenade - the end of the native dean.

Work is not a wolf, and the product of force to move.

Sleep student! camp need healthy specialists.

I'll be smoking!, But drinking will not give up.

Take me to the sea and ebni on the rocks - I
Jam consider integrals.

If I had a horse - it would be a number
If the horse had me - I probably b dead ...

Eye made an incorrect operation, and will be closed.

Even if alcohol freezes
Still it will not give up
I will gnaw his teeth
Because he's good.

You shall love your teacher, because the dog - each
rights.

Not voshrapi because razbudesh neighbor.

If you want to become a fighter - you roll the egg to the 
rector. 

I love the right beer, vodka here - the right beer.

Give a fool a glass dick, dick, and it will break and cuts his 
hand. 

Dental fear - in the mouth does not give.

Afraid of wolves - in the forest does not screw around.

Enough delay, it's time to hatch.

Seven times count up once Kinh.

As captivating smells debauchery
In the depths of my fine ideas ...

Seven one kid.

I am a simple sperm
The product is the male body.
And how many of us, these heroes
Fell victim to onanism ...

Abortion - the killing and blowjob - cannibalism, right?

I love her in jest,
On the breast nipple twisting,
Then it howl like a beast,
Then cry like a child ...

Tore a bear paw
What would girls do not paw.
Because the bear is very
Oversexed.


  We decided to help those people who
plan to go with cake on PyTs and
facilitate their familiarity with the new
platformoy.Nizhe brief
user dictionary, which collects
basic terms necessary for each
PyTsa user, as well as a brief
interpretation.


PROCESSOR - a square thing with a propeller. Flight 
characteristics are specified. 

INTEL - Works in Ireland proivodstvu
propellers and engines.

SAMSUNG - the world's first personal computer. Name appeared 
when Bill Gates had called in the hearts of Steve Jobs Sung.


MICROSOFT - something very big, just
huge, and horrible hard. There is speculation that this is 
television. 

Operating System - the computer as we know, was invented to a
him something to write. Here's what to
it is written, and called OS

NETSCAPE - one of the so-called. navigators. More
have Norton Navigator and Disk Navigator.

NAVIGATOR - a device for setting the general
course.

General - where we are all going.

Where are we going? - Now well established that we are moving 
forward. 

A WHO WE SEND IN THERE? - Gates, in his book "A
Road Ahead "

E-mail - the latest invention
nuclear physicists. Scientists in Russia and America
managed to get the electrons carry
e-mail.

LOTUS - one who prepares the cc: Mail 7.0

CC: MAIL 7.0 - that prepares the Lotus. When
prepare - know if he will not forget
tell us.

INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY - as we know,
people are able to transmit information. But you can pass it in 
different ways. You can send information to a whisper, shout, 
muttering, wheezing, puffing, nonhuman look idiotic gestures, 
etc. This just that as we pass, and called Ivan T.


CYRIX - square like a processor, only
a little more.

CORBA - the distorted name of a popular
movie with S. Stallone.

WWW - a unique phenomenon in the insect world. Spiders, to lure 
a fly into a network, draw pretty pictures and write texts HTML.


HTML - it's when someone wants to allocate
line of text, he wrote about her <H1 and