Bonus #19 05 февраля 2000

Sitting - "What is it you have a nationality?".

 P O S I D E A K and what he a NATIONALITY?

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                                                  Irina Savinov


         If you carry out the poetic analogy, I would compare
problem of the relationship the user (the user) and a PC 
(company) with the eternal problem of "He and She": both are 
dreaming of eternal love and the perfect marriage, but find a 
common language do not want to, so constantly quarrel and 
eventually filed for divorce. In this case, he - of course 
Comp. There is even a number as a joke derived and 
scientifically proven attributes similarities computer and man. 
We give the most Classical examples. Tknesh finger - he starts.

Considers itself independent, but can not do without "mom".
Requires a lot of toys and lotions.
Stolbeneet, if there are no Claudia (keyboards).
Always wants to get to the Network.
He still falls with an enviable Periodicity.
Does not work if there is no place to stick it.
And strives to ask a stupid question.
Likes to be with him and blew dust proterali alcohol.
Does not make abrupt changes in voltage.
First freezes and then dies.
Complains of lack of memory, when in fact he lacks
brains.
Burchi, when his ship.
He has increased susceptibility to viruses.
Sam did not know how: it all depends what it invested.

         Agree - just like about men ... By the way, when 
choosing a computer is necessary to consider many aspects, 
including the features of your national character. Offer a few: 
Model "Bubba" (Georgia). Immediately apparent external location 
SIMM-modules: 8 pieces left and right. Typing the command 
string, the user twists his mustache and whooping presses 
"Wah!" ("Enter"). In the basic configuration is set to horse.

The Jewish model: keys to the right to left. On the sides
dangle long interfaces. Unkosher software is not working.
Devout Muslim computer "Ai-Bee-Em Akbar" is equipped with
Persian rug for the mouse. Work on it is not usual: no
marks the end of the file, the cords cut. The network 
configuration is standard: a dedicated server is allowed to 
have a lot of workstations, the amount of which depends only on 
velechiny its cache. From Krasnoyarsk brought the computer to 
the taiga Old Believers "who Thou, but not PC ", whose keys are 
pressed between two fingers. Designed for Nordic conditions 
Computer Eskimo popolam " has a heater for the processor. The 
keyboard is twice as long usually because the keys "however, 
backspace" and "however, tabs must be done." Especially good 
slow, imperturbable Baltic computers, as well as Chinese with a 
keyboard of the two sticks, and kareyskie-fast food. In the 
computer, "Hari Bus" clearly felt krischnaitskoe influence. He 
has a small spot on the monitor, he hung with bells can operate 
on a bed of nails and unaided slows down the processor until 
the complete suspension of work. Bashkir computers as there are 
none, but almost all Russian computers assembled from parts of 
the Bashkir ...