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City #39
14 января 2000 |
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Smiley - again anecdotes.
**************** **************** Smiley Doorbell. - Santa Claus ordered? - Yes. - Give me the money! - And where is Santa Claus? - You Th, bratello in memory? You are ordered it! The negotiation point. "... Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk. 4 cabin" ... ... "Bishkek. No. not responding "... ..." Velikoblya ... Velikablya ... Ugh! Who ordered England, go into the second cab ... " Student time off with a lecture from Professor: - Professor, I have a sore throat. After the lecture, the professor returns home and sees that time off student walking with awesome lady. Professor beckons students to him and says: - Dear, yes with a sore throat you need in bed lie. Train. In the coupe sitting two men. Cross the border. Collapse three customs officers. - Drugs, weapons, currency? - No, thanks. Two tea, if not more difficult. Is cow housing estate: - Milk, cheese, sour cream! Nobody pays attention. Cow again: - Milk, cheese, sour cream! In the end, despairing: - Milk, cheese, sour cream, beef, finally! Yesterday, Boris Yeltsin spent the whole day with the documents. He again looked at his passport, military ID and a birth certificate. Last night unknown outrage over a monument to Ivan Susanin in Kostroma. On the left hand Bronze hero they put a compass in the right put the card. The pedestal of the monument beyond recognition disfigured by inscriptions in Polish.
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