City #35 04 декабря 1999

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Smiley - a bunch of anecdotes.

   Smiley ************* ******************



  The wife asked the doctor about the health of her husband 
after Operations:

- Doctor, there's hope?
- It depends on what you hope to ...


  Comes one programmer to another. Sees that
mat wipes.
- What happened?
- Yes, you understand, install Windows 2000. Once
run because once the mouse has pulled out ...


  International Day of chess. Play playing pranks
Karpov and Kasparov in chess. Kasparov's position
quite bad, but do not want to give up. Here it is
looking out the window and sees some sort of dog.
Kasparov:
- Hey, Tolia, whose dog it out there running around?
Karpov:
- Draw.
Kasparov:
- I agree.


  A guy slows taxi. Driver:
- Where are we going?
- Yes, anywhere. I always like hot cakes.


  On the exam. Professor:
- Hey, you three, stop sending each other
Note!
Student:
- It's not the note, it is we are playing whist.
- Well, then sorry.


  Brigadier teaches Bro:
- Raspaltsovka is vertical, horizontal,
Front and purely chaotic ...


  - Guys, you're from?
- We are of the throat will ...


  -Why do police officers in the car is sitting on three or 
four? - To drive a car, you need eight grades of education.



  - And my grandfather knew in advance which day will die. AND
even an hour approximately.
- Psychic, whether that be?
- What the hell psychic! The judge told him.


  - What is FIG prossysh?
- Pampers.


  New Russian comes to beer stand and stretch out the window 
ten bucks. From the window pops arm and five stretches of 
delivery. - Are you che, bro? When it's me, in kind, you have 
the change take? - So today, I'm sorry, no beer ...