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City #16
29 июня 1999 |
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Smiley - jokes about politics.
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Smiley
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Father-and you're in a war was it?
-Well-oo-oo!
-What well?
Well, was not ...
Suitable such a dirty, ragged, smelly bum
to the man, like, let attendants, nice man, but man
him:
- Probuhaesh I expect?
-No, I do not drink.
Tobacco-buy?
-I do not smoke ...
-Hey, let's go with me. I'll show my wife that
happens to those who do not thumps and did not smoke!
Cold November day. Sitting on a branch and shake
three sparrows. One of these dreams:
"I would not now abandoned black caviar with a white
bread.
Second:
-And I would not have refused, and the red and black caviar
bread.
Third:
Stop-din! Watch for a horse! And it will remain without hot
...
Attending funeral. In the hall runs vzmokshy man
suited to the coffin and puts something in the dead leg.
-What are you doing? - Asks an acquaintance, when he
stood side by side.
-The whole city ran. Nowhere flowers no. So I told him
chocolate ...
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