City #16 29 июня 1999

Юмор

Smiley - jokes about politics.

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                    Smiley
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  Father-and you're in a war was it?

  -Well-oo-oo!

  -What well?

  Well, was not ...


  Suitable such a dirty, ragged, smelly bum
to the man, like, let attendants, nice man, but man
him:

  - Probuhaesh I expect?

  -No, I do not drink.

  Tobacco-buy?

  -I do not smoke ...

  -Hey, let's go with me. I'll show my wife that
happens to those who do not thumps and did not smoke!


  Cold November day. Sitting on a branch and shake
three sparrows. One of these dreams:

  "I would not now abandoned black caviar with a white
bread.
Second:

  -And I would not have refused, and the red and black caviar
bread.
Third:

  Stop-din! Watch for a horse! And it will remain without hot 
... 


  Attending funeral. In the hall runs vzmokshy man
suited to the coffin and puts something in the dead leg.

  -What are you doing? - Asks an acquaintance, when he
stood side by side.

  -The whole city ran. Nowhere flowers no. So I told him
chocolate ...