City #13 29 мая 1999

Юмор

Smiley - crazy jokes.

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                      Smiley
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  In the pharmacy.
I-pint of alcohol.
A recipe is?
-Yes. A kilo of sugar, a pound of beets, one hundred grams of 
yeast. 


  -You say that this tie is worth two hundred dollars? But for 
that kind of money you can buy a decent pair of shoes! -What 
are you, chick! And how would I look with boots on neck?



  Frenchman married. He asked:
"Well, how is your new wife?
-Good! Highly recommended.


  Chukchi came to town with a bunch of sables. Takes
the restaurant and the lucky woman's apartment.
Chukchi Chukchi wants to pay "- he says after
the lady had him a favor - and gives her a
sable.

  The lady in ecstasy! She sees a bunch of sables.

  Listen, Chukchi! Come again!

  After the next service Chukchi gets up and picks up
sable ago.

  Chukchi wants - Chukchi pays. A woman wants - a woman pays.


  Servant of the zoo said:
-That is - a vulture. He eats a bitch. The girl in red dress, 
get away from the cell.