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City #13
29 мая 1999 |
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Smiley - crazy jokes.
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Smiley
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In the pharmacy.
I-pint of alcohol.
A recipe is?
-Yes. A kilo of sugar, a pound of beets, one hundred grams of
yeast.
-You say that this tie is worth two hundred dollars? But for
that kind of money you can buy a decent pair of shoes! -What
are you, chick! And how would I look with boots on neck?
Frenchman married. He asked:
"Well, how is your new wife?
-Good! Highly recommended.
Chukchi came to town with a bunch of sables. Takes
the restaurant and the lucky woman's apartment.
Chukchi Chukchi wants to pay "- he says after
the lady had him a favor - and gives her a
sable.
The lady in ecstasy! She sees a bunch of sables.
Listen, Chukchi! Come again!
After the next service Chukchi gets up and picks up
sable ago.
Chukchi wants - Chukchi pays. A woman wants - a woman pays.
Servant of the zoo said:
-That is - a vulture. He eats a bitch. The girl in red dress,
get away from the cell.
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