Plutonium #19 20 августа 2001

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Humor - humor.

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Submitted by Oleg Ivanov ...


     Selected methods for solving the problem of catching a 
lion in pystyne and it is placed in kletky, reshaniya this 
problem proposed by various figures of the era of information 
technology: 

     Programmer in Pascal Viewing pystynyu complete
brute force. Obnaryzhiv lion, it builds vokryg kletky.

     Prodvinyty programmer in Pascal Sortiryet pystynyu on
ascending order, then looks for a lion and builds a binary 
search vokryg kletky him. If in the process of building a lion 
yhodit, throws raboty shouting "Range Check Error". Programmer 
in C Looking for a pystyne stone and places it in kletky. 
Assigns stone, meaning "lion."


     Prodvinyty programmer in C Prisvavaet pystyne value
"Cell". Programmer in C + + Proektiryet kletky thus
that the lion was its integral part. When initializing a lion 
cage automatically generiryetsya vnytri.


     Ada programmer says that the lion and the cell - are 
objects different types, and there is nothing to fool emy 
golovy incorrect tasks.


     Delphi programmer writes all of the conference: "People, 
where take a component that seeks to pystyne lion and puts it in

kletky? "

is here to add:


     Programmer in assembler generates the desert, generates
cell, it generates a lion. and the whole design
fit only 2 cubic meters.


     Zhelezyachnik Pokypaet Zoo lvitsy makes her operation
sex change for a long time trying to zapihnyt it kletky for
canaries.

     Gamer-action'er Vooryzhaetsya sypershotganom, plazmaganom,
reylganom, neylganom, six-pylemetom and chainsaw.
Pystynyu combs, carrying all before astray. Seeking among
ybityh lion and trying to obnaryzhit y him in the abdomen 
yellow key. If found, unlocks them kletky waiting for rewards.


     Gamer-kvestovik Looking across pystyne lion finds, puts
in his pocket. Then, looking across pystyne kletky, popytno 
trying zasynyt lion in a teapot, a boot, a TV, a bucket of 
paint and drygie falling on the vessel astray.


     Gamer-strategist Raises across pystyne taxes to
polychit money to build cells and hunting units. K
momenty completion all the lions dohnyt from hunger.

     User internetaZahodit in your favorite search engine
wrote in a string Search "pystynya, seeking to found" a lion in
cage. "If you can not find, said that the problem is unsolvable.

     Webmaster Enters into your favorite search engine and 
writes in a row Search "pystynya + lion." Creates dokyment 
kletka.html and prescribes it ssylky to find. SpamerRassylaet 
throughout pystyne set of cells, each of which is tied bymazhka:

"If you are a lion pozhalyysta, go vnytr and close
iznytri.

     Troyanschik does the same as that of a spammer, but 
instead bymazhki snaryzhi hangs vnytri cells kartinky bare 
lioness. 

     Admin digs vokryg cage moat, fills it
concentrated acid, ystanavlivaet along the coast
anti-urchins and anti-personnel mines, all of this opytyvaet
barbed wire. By wire and prytyam cell connects
wires from the generator voltage. Hang on kletky 10
code and 12 granary locks. Comes vnytr, locked at all
Locks pyskaet current swallows keys, codes forgets and says,
emy is now no lion is terrible.

     Hacker Neytralizyet kisloty alkali perekysyvaet provoloky,
crawls under the hedgehogs, jumps from the sixth through the 
mines, off the current, pick locks and enters kletky. Not 
obnaryzhiv vnytri lion, a matter of annoyance, and gives a kick 
adminy yhodit back to pystynyu.



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