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 Hello, fellow perverts!
 We welcome you from our
 face and name. During creation
 of this program we are absolutely not
 didn't drink a single can of beer
    didn't eat a single hamburger and
  didn't even listen to the layers of Summer
   Garden and Laskiy May. In general we
 we don't know anything about the game TWINZ,
On which we congratulate you. For the time
 the creation of this child, we gave a shit
about 20 working versions, five times
  crap at the sight of some
conductors of the city of Novosibirsk,
set up a bunch of big dirty tricks
    and small ones.  Hello to Bill
Gillbert, your ass is very fine!
   How I crap on him!
  Speaking of shit: ATARI, Pros,
  ASSFACE, ... .  Special greetings
  to all the idiots who finished reading
to the end of the line. But this is not at all
 end of line. Fresh joke:
     The policeman brought the couple to
 department and reports:
 - Comrade Lieutenant, I’m going around this
    I'm in the park, I'm watching; Anty out under
 fucking bush!
 - I don’t f*ck, Prokhorov, but
 copulate.
 - Here it is for me, comrade lieutenant,
   at first it seemed from a distance -
copulate. He came closer - an
 no, fuck.ya.
 I CAN END HERE!
(You know what I'm talking about).
The memory is already full, so
I will continue my speech in the next
release.