Zlaps - "Why does He blaspheme so much? Who can forgive sins except God alone?"

 "Zlaps lapzask akzla"

 "Why does He blaspheme so much?
                                      Who can forgive sins
                                             except God alone?"

 Mark 2:7

(C) sinn/dtr/fdm

  Our computer is a piece of shit.
So brown and shiny.  Although
There are several differences between it and shit:
The shit stinks, but the computer doesn't. That's why he
it’s in my room, and the shit is cozy
settled down in the sewer. But so does shit
there is a small advantage - it can
work without electricity.  That's when in
in our house they turn it off, I take out the shit and
I turn it on. You can take the shit with you to
walk, but no speck - he’s too
too bulky to take
somewhere, and such small shit, it
you can put it in your pocket or in
handbag.   You can give shit to your loved one
to a girl on her birthday, and the computer
you can’t, maybe the girl will be scared of him, and
You can't be scared of shit, that's what it is
cute, pretty, in a word -
shit.  But you can't confuse one shit with
other shit.  Every shit has its own
breed.   Mine has its own, special one
breed, but Kobzon has his own,different from
mine with its character, color, smell. I
I don't exclude the possibility that my shit may be
less smelly than Kobzon's. That's if
I'll see Joseph, I'll definitely
I'll ask about the smell of his shit, I'll even
I'll ask him to give me his piece
shit.  Perhaps in the future I will open a museum
shit.  I will walk with a pointer along the floors and
tell visitors: "This one
a piece of shit belonged to Kobzon, but
This one is for Irina Hakomade." When I earn money
enough money, then I will open it
branch in Moscow or St. Petersburg, possibly
in Paris. No, I'll open in Paris first.
Although no, I will not open a museum in
Paris.  Let the legislator of the smells of shit
there will be Kazan.  Moreover, there is
great potential...

 Taking advantage of the opportunity and I want condoms
Fuck all sceners! I feel so much better
then on the soul!!!  You guys are sick of me, gentlemen.
with our own snot: “We must revive the scene, we
stagers!"  And all sorts of other crap. You are so
you are shaking (also wagtails for me) for your
nickname, for his title of stager. But actually
in fact, you are, by and large, self-satisfied
They're idiots. All that remains is to smoke and...
smoke...

 "Beware of false prophets who come to
                   you in sheep's clothing, but inside you are wolves
                   predatory: You will know them by their fruitstheir. Do they collect
                   Are grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles?
                   So every good tree bears fruit
                   good, but a bad tree bears fruit
                   bad: A good tree cannot bear fruit
                   are bad, neither is a bad tree to bear fruit
                   kind."

 Matthew 7:15-18