Humor - jokes.

ZX Zone #03
So, are you ready to laugh? Are you ready!? Well then let's start: Armenian Radio was asked: - What should you do when tetsu is attacked by a tiger? - He attacked himself, let him rant himself. *** The girl turns to the guy who is already following her. how many months, but she doesn’t like it at all: - You know, Peter, you remind me of the ocean. - Because I'm so strong? - No, because I feel sick in your presence. *** - Are you Anka?Don't you salute the division commander? - And I already gave it to Petka! *** Armenian Radio was asked: - Why does the rooster sing all his life? - Because he has many wives and not a single father-in-law. *** The woman invited the man to her place. Prepared, covered table After the man drank and ate everything, she clung to him mu and gently whispered: - And now you are mine... - Well, no, my sama... *** - Maria, aren’t you ashamed? I saw,like in the hallway you The tall Frenchman kissed him for a long time. Why didn’t you stop him? - How could I do this? After all, I don't know French language. *** An ideal husband should be like this. If he comes home from work and If he marries his wife with her lover, he must say: - Well, you finish here, and I’ll go make some coffee. *** Women wash in the shower. - Nina, why is your belly dirty? - My Kostya works at the depot... *** Girl at the doctor: - Doctor, I'm sufferingsexual impotence! - What does this mean? - I can’t refuse any man. *** - Girl, can I invite you for a cup of coffee? - You can, but don’t smoke in bed. *** - Pablo, where are you? - his father Roque calls him. - I'm at Norma's. - When you’re back to normal, come home. *** The husband found his wife and her lover in bed, turned around and hit him with his fist. The wife lies in bed and says: - That’s right, he doesn’t live here, but comes to uswalks. The lover turns around and slaps his husband. Wife: - That's right. He himself cannot and does not give to others. *** Guy in trouble: - We were at the cinema... In the park too... At the disco... Now where? The girl, without hesitation: - At the registry office... *** Before a walk, the baby takes a long time to pull on tights. “Will it take you so long to get dressed for the army?” asks him teacher - And there will be no tights in the army. *** The baby asks his mother: - Mom, where are we going? - Where the eyes look. - And my eyes are looking into a puddle. *** The teacher asks: - Olya, how to divide six potatoes between five students - mi? - You need to make a puree and divide it into portions. *** “Tanya,” five-year-old Kostya asks his six-year-old sister, “ read me a fairy tale. - I'm illiterate. - Then memorize it and tell it! *** My husband came home from the store with two vacuum cleaners. Looking at the shopping, the wife asks: - Why do you buy everything in duplicate? - In case of divorce. *** When getting ready to visit, the husband addresses his wife: - What do you think, dear, what shirt should I wear? - without buttons or with a dirty collar? *** The wife says to her husband: - I need to talk to you about business, but I can’t - you're always drunk. Husband:- It’s a strange thing, I’ve been drinking forever, but you can’t talk. I don't understand... *** ANNOUNCEMENT: Lost husband, of medium height, short, bald, with a king-size Vsky's poodle. I ask the finder to return the poodle for a reward. tion. *** then be continued... To contents

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