So, are you ready to laugh? Are you ready!? Well then let's start:
Armenian Radio was asked:
- What should you do when tetsu is attacked by a tiger?
- He attacked himself, let him rant himself.
***
The girl turns to the guy who is already following her.
how many months, but she doesn’t like it at all:
- You know, Peter, you remind me of the ocean.
- Because I'm so strong?
- No, because I feel sick in your presence.
***
- Are you Anka?Don't you salute the division commander?
- And I already gave it to Petka!
***
Armenian Radio was asked:
- Why does the rooster sing all his life?
- Because he has many wives and not a single father-in-law.
***
The woman invited the man to her place. Prepared, covered
table After the man drank and ate everything, she clung to him
mu and gently whispered:
- And now you are mine...
- Well, no, my sama...
***
- Maria, aren’t you ashamed? I saw,like in the hallway you
The tall Frenchman kissed him for a long time. Why didn’t you stop him?
- How could I do this? After all, I don't know French
language.
***
An ideal husband should be like this. If he comes home from work and
If he marries his wife with her lover, he must say:
- Well, you finish here, and I’ll go make some coffee.
***
Women wash in the shower.
- Nina, why is your belly dirty?
- My Kostya works at the depot...
***
Girl at the doctor:
- Doctor, I'm sufferingsexual impotence!
- What does this mean?
- I can’t refuse any man.
***
- Girl, can I invite you for a cup of coffee?
- You can, but don’t smoke in bed.
***
- Pablo, where are you? - his father Roque calls him.
- I'm at Norma's.
- When you’re back to normal, come home.
***
The husband found his wife and her lover in bed, turned around and
hit him with his fist. The wife lies in bed and says:
- That’s right, he doesn’t live here, but comes to uswalks.
The lover turns around and slaps his husband.
Wife:
- That's right. He himself cannot and does not give to others.
***
Guy in trouble:
- We were at the cinema... In the park too... At the disco...
Now where?
The girl, without hesitation:
- At the registry office...
***
Before a walk, the baby takes a long time to pull on tights.
“Will it take you so long to get dressed for the army?” asks him
teacher
- And there will be no tights in the army.
***
The baby asks his mother:
- Mom, where are we going?
- Where the eyes look.
- And my eyes are looking into a puddle.
***
The teacher asks:
- Olya, how to divide six potatoes between five students -
mi?
- You need to make a puree and divide it into portions.
***
“Tanya,” five-year-old Kostya asks his six-year-old sister, “
read me a fairy tale.
- I'm illiterate.
- Then memorize it and tell it! ***
My husband came home from the store with two vacuum cleaners. Looking at the
shopping, the wife asks:
- Why do you buy everything in duplicate?
- In case of divorce.
***
When getting ready to visit, the husband addresses his wife:
- What do you think, dear, what shirt should I wear? -
without buttons or with a dirty collar?
***
The wife says to her husband:
- I need to talk to you about business, but I can’t -
you're always drunk.
Husband:- It’s a strange thing, I’ve been drinking forever, but you can’t talk.
I don't understand...
***
ANNOUNCEMENT:
Lost husband, of medium height, short, bald, with a king-size
Vsky's poodle. I ask the finder to return the poodle for a reward.
tion.
***
then be continued...
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