Humor - REVOLUTION IN MOHLAND.

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              ║ 5. HUMOR ║
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      -= REVOLUTION IN MOHLAND =-

                 Chapter 8


  Barmaleya's parting kick peremes -
 bring the Rabbit to the middle of the chamber, where he
 with a crash and landed.  Powerful door
 slammed shut, the bolt clanged, rattled
 the key, the lock rattled. They rang out and fell silent
 Are Barmaley’s steps in the distance, accompanying
 given with obscene language about bad things
 lighting, low ceilings, dampness underneath
 land and damned counter-revolutionaries
  Groaning and trying not to make any sudden
 body movements, the Rabbit approached the grin
 the evil wall and with a sigh of relief
 looking at her.
  - Sheets... Khamshkoe land...
  He lowered his head and began to despair
 study the powerful floor slabs.
  - Me, a momentary intellectual in the tenth
 generation, zhashadil in these terrible zhas -
 tenki...
 He sighed heavily for the umpteenth time.
  - And I extinguished them with shgusshenka... And sh
 bread, and beige bread...
 The rabbit finally became limp and howled
 los.
  - I treated them... I chewed them in goshti...
 and why I didn’t disobey the Chauvets’ peace -
 No mummy, and I'm waiting for you, who's
 - something to eat at home... Shidel would be sheishas in shvo-
 her cozy, warm foot...
 I would like a mog... with your sewing teeth...
 lazy little teeth...
  He launched a pair of not the first freshness
 fingers into his mouth, rummaged in it and...
 entailed a fragment of the upper left incisor.
 -@#$%&*$#@ @#$@#!!!
  surprisingly clearly Rabbit commented
 loved this spectacle.
 - Okay, @#$%$@#@@#@#, we're still pofmo-
 gym!
  Snorting nervously, Winnie the Pooh bent down
 over a tattered map of Mohland. With one
 on the other side, the Ogre's castle occupied the country
 tegical position near Bolshoi Pere-
 cross and the owner of it could, in his own way
 the insanity to impose taxes on those passing through
 gov caravans. On the other hand, on
 the role of financial inspector was claimed too much
 many. Agents from surrounding villages
 reported on the appearance in the west of a re-
 business trips Buratino. From the report Know
 ki, security chief and strategist
 chesky intelligence, it followed that the plans
 the capture of the Castle is hatched by the Serpent Gorynych
 and Oorfene Deuce with his Wooden Soldiers
 mi. The report was also very alarming
 about the formation of a new
 division of self-propelled stoves...
  In general, the situation was very threatening
 yaya. The only consoling fact was
 defeat of the internal counter-revolution in Lithuania
 ce Rabbit. The little bear sighed, remembering
 niv those distant times when he and Pya-
 wheelbarrow in a friendly way visited
 Rabbit for breakfast. He always has
 We had honey and condensed milk in stock...
 - Insinuated yourself into trust, you bastard!
  Winnie the Pooh made a decision:
 - That’s it, there’s no point in procrastinating, we need to finish
 to deal with this enemy of the revolutionary people
 yes! In the evening we assemble the tribunal and in the morning
 him publicly... mmm...just now
 Is it better to shoot or hang?
  Vinny scratched the back of his head with the Mauser.
 - Perhaps hang it, it’s instructive -
 she will be... Piglet!!!
  Piglet flew out of the deep with a squeal
 the chairs where he was resting peacefully, he removed
 from the fat folds of the trophy Thompson and,
 without opening his tightly closed eyes
 frantically pressed the trigger.
 - Guard!
 Piglet squealed, shaking from the recoil.
 - Anxiety!!!
  He moved the firing sector.
 - The commander and Piglet are being killed!!!
  Piglet cleverly replaced the empty store
 zin, ran into a chair, fell and became
 absolutely chaotic watering in bursts
 ceiling. Luckily for Vinnie, the crouching
 Musya under the table, one of the queues
 broke the rope of the chandelier, which calmed
 the silt of a pig gone wild.


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