Humor - Jokes about Stirlitz.

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          Jokes about Stirlitz.
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 26. Stirlitz shot and hit the top ten.
     - Where did you learn to shoot like that? -
    Muller asked.
     - TO OSOAVIAKHIM!  - Stirlitz answered
    and thought about what to answer without giving away
    Only an experienced intelligence officer can do this.

 27. Stirlitz sat upright.  Raskoryachka
    it started up immediately and drove off.

 28. From the window Stirlitz saw soldiers
    parked the car.
     “Poor pastor,” thought Stirlitz.

 29. Stirlitz crossed the border unnoticed.
    He learned about this from the morning newspapers.

 30.In the forest, Stirlitz ran into a branch.
     - You should go home, girls! - ska
    Stirlitz hall.

 31. Stirlitz farted quietly. Quiet resentment
    she got up and ran away.

 32. Stirlitz walked with his wife down the street. Distributed
    Xia shot. The wife fell. Stirlitz us-
    was wary.

 33. Stirlitz beat for sure. Surely beat it off
    worked as hard as he could, and Mog was strong
    German

 34.Professor Pleischner jumped for the third time
    from the window of the sixth floor, but why is the poison -
    it didn't work.

 35. Stirlitz entered the dining room.  Ordered
    buckwheat porridge and coffee.
    There were no clean forks and spoons.  Prish
    eat elk with your hands.  For a long time
    Stirlitz felt for the first time
    Vetsky officer.

 36. Stirlitz gave a subscription to Borman. Borman
    bent.

 37. Stirlitz hasn’t been out for a weekon
    connection.  The center decided to
    send him a messenger - radio operator Kat.
    She comes to Berlin, goes into
    Stirlitz's apartment. Stirlitz is lying around
    drunk on the floor on the board. lies nearby
    encryption: "Now you can race a little
    weaken. Eustace."

 38.Müller called into his office
    Stirlitz sarcastically asks him:
     - Stirlitz, what color is my work-
    sy?
     - Red.
     - So you got caught! - joyfully
    exclaims Müller.
     - Only me and the Russian knew about this
    radio operator Kat.
     - Stop being sarcastic, Müller, and
    zip up your fly.

 39. At a banquet with Goebbels, Stirlitz stood up
    leaves the table, goes to the window and
    blows his nose loudly into the curtain.
    An enraged Muller runs up:
     - Stirlitz, don’t you know the rules?
    good manners? Stirlitz is reluctant to turn
    chills and looks at him sadly
    glance.  Voiceover:
     - Stirlitz knew the rules of good
    nah, he just suddenly wanted to -
    to be Major Isaev.

 40. Stirlitz went into the forest to pick mushrooms.  He
    walked a little forward - there would be no mushrooms
    lo. Came back - no mushrooms again
    it was.
     - Yes, apparently it’s not the season. - thought Stir
    persons and sat down in a snowdrift.