Humor - Life after DELETE.

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    (C) SNTR


           Life after DELETE
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Have you ever thought about where you end up?
there are characters mercilessly removed from
our reality with the DELETE key, that their
waiting there, beyond?  Urlich Hermann
believes that each symbol has its own
fate, depending on many factors.

 The opinion of the Catholic Church.

 Good characters go to heaven where they
bathe in the light of happiness, and the bad
are called out for sins. The bad ones are those who
are part of swear words, such as plural
state task.

 Explanation of the Buddhists.

 If the symbol lived the right life,
and his karma is good, then after removal
he reincarnates as a symbol of a higher
level.  Stupid icons above numbers
will turn into numbers, numbers will become letters
lowercase letters reincarnated into uppercase
and capitals into function keys,
until they find the right path to Buddha
(reset).

 A cynical explanation of the twentieth century.

 Who cares what happens to the symbols? Abso-
no matter what happens to them: on the page
whether they are deleted or restored,
turned, don't care. Absolutely nothing
difference.

 Macintosh users explained.

 All characters typed and deleted on
IBM PCs are heading straight to IBM hell.
If you are using an IBM PC, then you may
You can see them, because you are also in IBM hell.Stephen King's opinion.

 Each time after pressing the DEL key
you release the cursor from the cursor
a willing monster who tears apart troubles -
new, unexpecting symbols in small
pieces, drinks their blood, then lives
eats them, gnawing at the bones. Haa-haa-haa!!

 IBM's point of view.

The symbols are surreal. They exist on e-
wound imaging device only
when necessary, as abstract end-
pt. By removing them, you are only deconceptualizing
you destroy them. More life, guys.

 Or maybe you have your own explanation?
understanding of what is really happening?
Send us your options, and we will review them.
glare.


                     Rewritten SNTR/CIC



      If programs were food.
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1. The cook and pastry chefs would not be responsible for
food poisoning.
2. Sharing a piece with a neighbor would be
in most cases it is prohibited.
3. In all canteens on trays, on
sidewalks and public toilets
would sting the bits of buns wrapped in
pieces of paper with the inscription: "If you ate this
bun, please buy a whole one!  Having purchased
a whole bun for only $29.99, you're half-
get discounts when purchasing your next baked goods
chicks!"
4. Each dish would come with a cover
instructions on how to eat it. However
an attempt to eat the product, guided by
instructions, would usually lead to a general
poisoning
5. Some products would include
list"Products that are not compatible with our
when used together."
6. All products would be simply stuffed
Vans with nuts, screws, dead rats
and other tasty things. Call to
manufacturer: "Yes, we know about
presence of some amount of strychnine
in our cakes and are working to
he wasn't there. For now you can eat
our cake after two hours of soaking
in salt water. Thanks for the call."
7. Products two months old are considered
would be fresh.


                    Rewritten by SNTR/CIC