Well, user, wait! - about viruses.

                                        
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     (C) J                              
                                        
THIS RUBRIC WHICH I WILL BE PREPARING,
DEDICATED TO THE MOST PART OF COMPUTER
CREATURES, TO-ECTb USERS!               
HERE, TO THE EXTENT OF YOUR CAPABILITIES, AND BEP-
HEE ACCORDING TO THE KILOBIT ALLOCATED TO ME, I
I WILL OPEN THE VEIL OVER THE SPECIALTY
MI COMPUTER WORLD. I HOPE IT'S MINE
THE WORK WILL BENEFIT ALL USERS!    
AND NOW:!!!                            
VIRUSES THAT CHANGE ICONS * TO / !        
-THE DISK DRIVE WHEELED TERRIBLY, LIKE AN AR-
MEAT 'FIVE' BO IT'S FOOD TIME!YUZE'S FACE-
RA-OBVIOUSLY THE OWNER OF THIS SUGGESTION-
MY MUSEUM EXHIBIT, SOMEHOW AT THE TIME
IT EXTENDED AND BECAME LOOKING LIKE A POWER CAPACITY
BELb.  GRABING TIGHTER THINKING
WITH YOUR FINGERS (FROM THEM TO ME FOR SOMETHING IMMEDIATELY
REMEMBERED SCROLL IN 2HALT'A!) FOR
CBOE WORK OF ART, POOR GUY
NOW RESET IT BUT THIS IS NOT HELP
GLO (BEFORE THIS THERE WAS CONVASIVE PRESSES ON
(BREAK)! THE DISK DRIVE INCREDIBLY CONTINUED TO KA-
TATBC ON THE DISC, MAKING TERRIBLE
SOUNDS. ANY OTHER COMPUTER-MAN WOULD ALREADY
DIED FROM A HEART ATTACK, HE WAS ABLE TO BEAR IT
HEARTBREAKING GRINDING, BUT ONLY HE
THIS ONE! WITH THE LAST EFFORT OF HIS UNBENDING
MY WILL A REVENUE USER OPENED
FLIGHT DOOR AND ... WITH A CHARACTERISTIC SPITTER
WITH A SOUND, GMD (AND MAYBE IZOT?) FLIGHTED B
THE STUNNED FACE OF YOUR SAVIOR!!!     
YOU CAN HEARD A ROUGH (OR MAYBE THE EARTH STARTED-
TRAPLE?) ...                          
LAST THOUGHTS OF A POOR USER WHO BECAME 
VICTIM OF OWN DISKET: 'I COULD HAVE YOU 
GET...'                             
THIS BOT STORY HAPPENED TO ONE  
TO OUR ACQUAINTANCES. AND TO THIS DAY OH IS TORN
YOUR JOYSTICK B WWF128, BUT THIS PICCORP-
THIS INCIDENT OH WILL PROBABLY WILL NEVER FORGET
UNFORTUNATELY ECTb AND OTHER VICTIMS OF THEIR GMD,
A BEPHEE OF A NEW VIRUS.                 
WE HAVE DETECTED A NEW VIRUS C9187-COPYRIGHT
THIS IS THE SO-CALLED INVISIBLE VIRUS, OR 
A VIRUS THAT IS VERY WELL AT MASKS-
ROLL IN THE COMPUTER MEMORY, AS WELL AS ON
ABSOLUTELY ANY FLEXIBLE MAGNETIC DISKS
THIS IS A FUNDAMENTALLY NEW VIRUS! OH MASKS-
GOES EVEN BETTER EVERYONE SADLY ELECTED-
NOW C9186 AT FULL 10%!!!!!            
AND FIND SUCH A VIRUS HE REPRESENTSPOSSIBLE WITHOUT A WHOLE LABORATORY.        
C9187 IS ALSO DIFFERENT FROM ITS ANALOGUE
C9186 BECAUSE THE VIRUS LIVES VERY WELL
IT'S ON THE HEADS OF DISK DRIVES, AND THIS UNDERSTANDS
XIA VERY ACCELERATES ITS REPRODUCTION.      
THIS 'SEVEN' IS JUST FANTASTIC
THE WILL TO LIVE, AND YOU CAN ONLY KILL HIM RED-
THE HIGHEST ANTI-VIRUS -H8354.CREATION OF SIMILAR
A NEW ANTI-VIRUS IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN A LABORATORY
TOP CONDITIONS!                        
BASICALLY 'SEVEN' CHANGES SIGN * TO /
(IN EASY CASES!) AND THIS IS ECTECTBEHHO
MAKES HIS SEARCH DIFFICULT FOR THE PURPOSE OF DESTRUCTION
ANTI-VIRUS.                            
AND MORE. IN THE EVENT OF COMPLETE INFECTION WITH THE VIRUS, THE WHOLE
FLOPPIES, VIRUS STARTS ECTb GMD. AFTER
MORE OF THIS 'CAREFUL HANDLING' GMD 
NOT ABLE TO BE USED.      
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO TO NOT GET INFECTED? 
a) DO NOT TURN ON YOUR COMPUTER AT ALL.   
b) TURN ON THE COMPUTER, BUT DO NOT USE
'FROM SIDE' DISCS.                     
c) TURN ON THE COMPUTER AND START GMD'CO
PARTIES', PRIORLY PROTECTING THEM
BAB WITH US (CLUB CIC).                   
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF YOU ARE INFECTED?       
a) BUY A NEW COMPUTER AND THROW OUT BCE
'OLD' GMD.                           
b) DO NOT BUY A NEW COMPUTER OR SKILLS
DYBATb YOUR DISKS, AND JUST TIE C  
COMPUTER.                            
c) DO NOT BUY ANYTHING, DO NOT THROW OUT ANYTHING AND DO NOT
TIE BUT JUST TURN BCLUB
WHERE YOU WILL BE DELETED COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE
EVIL VIRUS.                             
SO DO NOT PULL IF ANYTHING IS SO, COMING
BABY. BYE!                             
                   WAS WITH YOU J fromCIC
  HE WAS HELPED BY A VIRUSOLOGIST SNTR fromCIC