(c) Corvax/AREAsoft
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Lamer found an oxygen cylinder,
He poured a bottle of oil onto the valve.
The welders couldn’t understand for a long time
Whose bones are smoking in the dust?
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The little gamer took out a computer,
In "DOOM" he began to play virtual.
Who shoots so hard that your skull rings?
Broke my bat o brother Anton!
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The little gamer escaped fromhospitals,
To play virtual games again.
Cannon shot! - the guy passed out.
Little brother has distinguished himself again!
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The little hacker was playing on the network,
The server crashed at this time.
The Americans didn’t have time to blink,
How all their bases were blown up!
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A complete lamer is fixing an alarm clock,
The plug went into the socket, the switch clicked...
"A family of terrorists died in an explosion"
The finished lamer is fixing the alarm clock,
The plug went into the socket, the switch clicked...
"A family of terrorists died in an explosion"
One of the security officers will write in the report.
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A complete lamer repaired the plane
The poor guy is always unlucky in anything
"The Boeing was blown up by Khattab's gang"
It was written in a note from the General Staff.------------------------------------------
Lamer worked as a driver at the company
Hooked up the cord from the distributor to the carburetor
He is called to load the goods
But in the garage only the body is smoking.
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