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There was construction near the kindergarten.
Resin was boiling in a black cauldron.
The little boy jumped into it.
He now knows what it's like in hell.
A little boy played racketeer.
I walked around rich apartments for a long time.
An autogen is clutched in children's hands,
Uncle Vazgen died under torture.
The little boy is convulsing.
Mom is in tears, dad laughs nervously.
Only my sister is proud of herself:
"I told you not to drink turpentine."
Here's something like a big pancake -
A boy teased an elephant at the zoo.
With its eyes bulging, the little head lies -
The boy teased the one-year-old lion cub.
A little boy played diver.
Now he has no left eye,
Lacerations on a child's back -
A lot of iron rusted at the bottom.
A little boy was walking along the sleepers.
Suddenly my foot got stuck between the rails.
The child's body came under pressure -
ThisThe Trans-Siberian Express rushed by.
A little boy was diving off a cliff.
The anchors rusted peacefully at the bottom.
Splash! Circles scattered across the water.
The waves washed the brains ashore.
The boy and his girlfriend had sex.
He paid her with a fresh cupcake.
Now he sleeps peacefully in the cemetery
It's a pity he hasn't heard anything about AIDS.
Little boy with big ears
Once I came home from kindergarten with lice.
His mother bathed him in kerosene
It's a pity, only a spark hit.
A little boy was hit by a KamAZ truck.
Dad almost lost his mind -
He told the boy to buy fruit...
At least one orange survived...
A little boy was sitting on the roof.
Suddenly he fell and flew down.
He made a beautiful somersault in the air,
It's a pity "Zaporozhets" neighbor is broken.
A little boy was sitting on the window.
The frame fell out. Sad end!
Mom cried: “Well, as luck would have it!
I just washed this glass." Little boy behind a trash can
I boldly teased a very angry dog.
...The tired dog yawned sweetly
Chewing on a child's hip joint.
Little boy near the old warehouse
He ate pieces of chocolate with gusto.
He soon realized that it was carbide,
Little eyes are crawling out of their sockets.
* * *
The other day they dropped it into my mailbox
free newspaper "Red Corner".In it
there was a small selection of jokes, among
which I found very cool
little thing. I couldn't resist the temptation
stuff it into a newspaper and that’s why I suggest
I tell you to read this for a snack
a piece of "Red Corner".
Who gets drunk how:
Carpenter - to the board.
The glazier is in smithereens.
The cab driver turns around.
Shoemaker - in the insole.Tailor - in rags.
The fireman is in the smoke.
Undertaker - to death.
Pig farm - until the pig squeals.
Hunter - into the hollow.
The driver is in the driver's seat.
The railway worker is in the handcar.
The football player is out.
The cook is in the sausage.
Cooper - in a barrel.
The forester is a big deal.
The musician plays the pipe.
The electrician is passed out.
The railway worker is in the handcar.
The football player is out.
The cook is in the sausage.
Cooper - in a barrel.
The forester is a big deal.
The musician plays the pipe.
The electrician is passed out.
Mathematician - zero.
The sports student goes to bed.
Medic - until he loses his pulse.
Physicist - until loss of resistance.
Chemist - before precipitation.
Writer - up to the handle.
Journalist - to the point.
And the astrophysicist - to the stars from his eyes.
But it's beautiful...
I think coders get drunk
Reset or even worse :).
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