Story - a hacker’s day, ordinary.

(C) STRAKE/DESTRUCTION TEAMS               
                                          
 A hacker's day, ordinary.       
    
 Morning.                   
                                          
 ... Her lips went lower and lower,
getting closer and closer to rising higher
and above the "apparatus". I already felt like
her hair intertwined with my pellets and
how it still blows in the back from the window (oh,
I should have closed it!). Remained count-
centimeters before my collision
"instrument" with her oral cavity and
here...                                    
 I woke up and didn’t immediately realize what it was
just a dream. I had a terrible headache, and not yet...
it's clear why was in my panties
printer cord and powerful air flow from
the air conditioner was completely ruined for me
mood.  With difficulty pulling the cord out of the pipe,
owls and plug from the anus and
turning off the air conditioner, I looked around at the nouc-
kah blankets that I didn’t find on myself
after waking up. Blanket not detected
- the optic nerves sent a signal to the brain.
In ten seconds,immediately after half-
While my brain was reading the signal, I headed to the bathroom
naya, along the way, kicking off empty bottles, dis-
chum salmon and other household attributes. Since according to
on the way to the bathroom there was nothing to occupy my brain, I
began to count the bottles he came across and
floppy disks. "Three bottles at the front door, two
sticking out of the cat litter, three are glued
on superglue to the ceiling and one peeks out
from the toilet.   Just ten.  Yes, no
They hid them in a very original way,
apparently, it was still not enough.  Yes,
floppy disks... Two are in my slippers, that's me
I noticed it almost immediately.  One is suspended on
wall at eye level. What does it say?
Strake Later?!?! Well, S-Hunter is completely oxpe-
nel!  Five floppy disks sticking out of a jacket pocket
Graf'a, two more of his boots. Sources,
probably. Again the Count forgot them. Ha this time
together with clothes.  Quite the seasons
mixed up. A total of nine floppy disks. Something ma-
lovato, probably again Firetan stole the
so many pieces, you bastard! Passing by that
aleta, I washed away the floppy disk with bad words
together with a bottle, which for some time
resisted, but could not resist the stormy
stream of water and also went to nowhere, and exactly
her, into the sewer.                       
 And now I'm already in the bathroom. Surprise! Today not
puked! Apparently it wasn't enough. Having pulled out a tooth -
I started brushing my teeth with a new brush from the closet,
surprisedwhy does the brush smell so bad?
fumes. Here in my withered brain it became
yesterday's drinking bout clears up. How much
were we?.. Me, S-Hunter, Graf, Firetan,
Mg.Bad Guy and three or four other girls.
Damn, what were their names?! Everything was as always
fun, played prodressive tuzak, bottle
They stood on the table in a row, with snacks around them.
The first three bottles went with a bang, the next
two for the "moose", two more for 3'5` disco
water and for their introduction into Spectrum
circles, but what are the last four containers for?
Without moving in, I headed to the kitchen, you...
drink a couple of liters of strong coffee. After the body
after drinking the hot drink, my head began to ache
smaller.  When I finished my last drink
coffee, someone started banging on the door from the
frequency at least twice in five weeks
kund.  Perplexed, who is this naughty guy?
singing, I went to open it. On the threshold of a hundred
Yal S-Hunter with swollen eyes and two-liter
a new bottle of Coca-Cola.                
 - Does your ass hurt? - he asked with a grin.
 - Why should she be sick? There after all
no brains. - I answered, although I felt
that my ass hurts.                           
 - No, that’s me, by the way...           
 Still not understanding what word this is for
said Hunter, Iwaved his hand to the side
table, on which some
What a snack. We sat down and poured cola.           
 - Well, what happened yesterday, I’m not very
I remember. - I asked, knocking over a couple of glasses-
Coke cola and salty sprinkled with sugar
cucumber                                   
 It seemed that Hunter was about to be torn apart from
laughter.                                    
 - Don’t you remember? Don't remember how we
argued how fun it was at first and not
lots of fun later?                       
 - Nope... - I said, puzzled, - A
who argued with whom and about what?                
 Hunter was almost leaking, so he
it was fun.                              
 - Well, shoot!  - I already began to fear
that somehow my
person.                                  
 - Yes, I myself remember almost nothing. -Otma-
Hunter said, becoming a little more serious, - I remember
there were two cans of beer, eight bottles of
something stronger, I don’t remember what.           
 We fell silent. I tried to remember, but...
successful.  What was Hunter thinking I could onlyguess. Judging by his stretched face,
about a lot of fun.                         
 - Which of the girls was it?  - interrupted the silence
me, trying to look calmer, because
It seemed to me more and more like yesterday
the brakes failed and I made a mess (just to
not with girls!).                        
 A slight look of confusion appeared on Hunter's face.
change.                                    
 - Somehow I don’t remember,  - he said.       
 “Apparently, it was too much,” I thought.    
 We fell silent again. This time we thought about
one - "Who was female?"   
 - Did the Frostbitten Graf appear? - violated
silence with Hunter's grin.                   
 - Nope.  How did he manage to get a jacket for-
be?                                     
 Hunter started shaking with laughter again. I already
I began to suspect that he knew more,
than he says.                              
 - Do you have anything to eat? And then I
I just drank coffee today. - Having calmed down,
Hunter said.                            
 I opened the doorcold standing nearby
dilnik in search of food and immediately
saw someone's bra resting near
bunches of bananas.  From surprise I almost
pooped in his pants.                           
 - What's there? - Hunter asked, stretching his neck.
 I turned around, showing off my find. Poor-
Hunter had another attack xoxo-
ta.                                       
 - So, what other surprises await me?
Maybe I'll find a corpse in the freezer or
part of the Graf's corpse? - I got angry.       
 - This cannot be a surprise for you,
because you were here yesterday. Well, what about the corpse?
in the freezer - you've had too much.         
 - What happened yesterday?!?! - I have already started bna-
give in rage.                            
 - Do you seriously not remember anything? -
Hunter curled up.                             
 I nodded affirmatively. Hunter again
bodies burst into laughter, but seeing my expression
believing face, changed his mind.                 
 - Yes, I don’t remember,  - he said uncertainly,
and, noticing how my hand began to rummage
space in search of something ybecuc-
besides, as well as the expression on my face, hastily
jumped up cchairs and slamming the front door,
ran away.                                   
 An hour and a half passed. It was 13 at the chimes
hours 20 minutes.  During this time I'm so
overworked my brain with thoughts about yesterday
let's say that you want something
spicy. I already took the salty one out of the jar
cucumber and was about to push it into
mouth suddenly remembered that yesterday Mg.Bad
Guy knocked over the sugar bowl and now these
cucumbers could be confidently called
sweet. In annoyance, throwing the cucumber into the
period, I sat down on a stool and thought about how
life is unfair.                      
 Suddenly the doorbell rang. Indignant,
who dared to use the call when
I rarely allowed myself to use it,
I opened the door. Count stood on the threshold
red face, pickled cucumber in teeth and
a package with something bulky inside.         
 - Does your ass hurt? - he inquired, relishing
gnawing a cucumber.                             
 I didn’t answer anything and looked around suspiciously.
Graf's affairs, waiting for some more nakoc-
tee.                                       
 - Xyz. Some kind of sweet cucumber. What a ped
did you sprinkle it with sugar?  - Graf grimaced and
threw the cucumber through the window.               
 I didn't remind him that I sprinkled himsugar not ped, but Mg.Bad Guy, and said:   
 - You forgot something here yesterday...          
 Graf immediately shrunk and, without saying anything
words, pulled a blanket out of the bag and handed it to me
him, took his jacket and boots off the hanger
and stuffed it into a bag.                       
 - Uh-uh... I overfilled a little yesterday... Here
and did a lot of business... - Hesitantly he muttered-
Tal Graf.                                 
 I looked at the blanket in amazement.       
 - This is mine!                            
 - Well, yes... It happened...             
 - How did it happen? I forgot everything about the lamer
mothers!                                   
 - Yes?! - Graf was dumbfounded. - In fact,
damn don't you remember?                          
 - Yeah. - I squeezed out.                      
 - And about the cord from the printer and about walkers
Don’t you remember the guessing cards?                
 Then I remembered my awakening and the cord from
printer, which was wound on... ahem...
in general, who was wearing shorts. Well about
some kind of walkers or something like them
there - I didn’t remember a thing. - Well, remind me about the walkers-example
Nyalki. - I asked.                      
 - Hey!  Didn't get to use it.  - Uh-
Count soaped himself.                           
 - Well! - I started to lose my temper.        
 - No, I won’t tell you about that
I will. It's even better that you don't fucking
remember.                                  
 - It’s up to me to decide what’s best for me and what
worse! Spit it out!                         
 Graf fell silent, and I ran frantically around him.
to his eyes, he is looking for something to translate
conversation.                                 
 - I almost forgot! Nucbuo to you, just now
I pulled it out of your drawer. - With relief
said the Count and handed me an envelope.       
 I glanced at it briefly and threw it at
side of the table with a comper, where already ckonu-
there was a small pile of still unopened pi-
family                                      
 - Post it!!!  - I said menacingly and
came even closer.                      
 - And I forgot you new sprites yesterday
give away.  - Breathing heavily, Graf croaked and
reached into the bag, pulled out a forgotten
ra jacket and from her pocket a box of discs
mi.  I watched him silently. Graf opened
box, and out of it fell... a bra! Nes-
for how many seconds did we, with our mouths open, look at
him. The Count broke into a smile.            
 - So that's where she hid it! Two hours
couldn't find it!                           
 - What? - I didn't finish it.                    
 - Well, you see, yesterday we played walking-
ki-seekers-guessing... Well, the girls took off
bras, hidden... And we had to have them
find, and even identify whose. Do you get it? 
 I nodded. Graf continued:                
 - Well, we found eight, but couldn’t find two
find...                               
 - How many did you find?!?!?!                    
 - Eight.  Two were not found. Eight plus two
it will be ten, everything is correct. - Confused
looking at me, the Count said.         
 - There were ten of them...  - in a fallen voice
I whispered. - How badly I broke off...  
 - Well, yes, there were ten girls. Threenot
were able to come. - Confirmed by Graf.         
 - Didn't find this one?  - I asked, pointing
finger on the refrigerator on which the
The bra was loose.                             
 - Him!  - Graf cheered up. - Where are you?
found it?                                    
 - In the refrigerator.                        
 - So, in the end you found five, I found two,
Hunter - also two, and Firetan with Mg.Bad Guy
one at a time! - after doing the calculations, I came up with Graf.        
 - It turns out that way,  - I agreed.       
 - I remember we were surprised how it was
Strake was able to find more than others, and even
correctly guess who wears which bra
proper.  - Graf continued. - You did-
water, that you had something with everyone... Well, then
had means you'll have one more time. And they did
for you a prize for winning - immediately co
everyone.                                    
 - What about everyone right away?..  - I squeezed out,
I felt like I was going to lose consciousness.    
 - Well, whatever... -Graf hesitated. - This is ca-
mine... Well, you’re not little anymore, you yourself
Do you know what happens between a guy and a girl?
coy.  True, there were ten girls, but this
not that important.                           
 - What happened next? - I asked, almost
losing consciousness.                           
 - The show did not take place. You asked for another
prize                                     
 - Which one?  - I felt significant
relief.                               
 - You asked to leave...  - he began
Graf, but was interrupted, - okay, I'm going home
it's time, - Graf finished and disappeared.           
 From uncertainty I could not find myself
places and decided to parse letters from floppy disks
kami, of which there have already accumulated a dozen or so,
no less (I haven’t figured it out since last month
- it was scrap).                             
 Some time passed. The phone rang. 
 - Who's there? - I asked, hoping that not
some friend we met yesterday
poured.                                 
 - Santa Claus. - The receiver wheezed, -Ass
doesn't it hurt?                                 
 - Hilo, Firetan.  Yes, my ass is sore
a little. - I admitted.                   
 - No wonder,  - he said with a laugh
Firetan.                                  
 - Yes, yesterday it was fun,  - I said, not
pretending that I don’t remember anything.        
 Laughter came from the receiver again.           
 - Yes indeed! Especially you. - Firetan moved.
 - Yeah.  - I agreed, although I didn’t catch up,
why it was especially fun for me.          
 - I had to come up with something like that! - fun
poured Firetan,  - Use the cord from
printer this way!                  
 - That's how funny I am. - I admitted,
realizing that I could do something like this with a shnu-
rum  Am I really pushing it up my own ass?
feces? Can't be!                       
 - And your idea with walkers-search-pri-
I was completely captivated by the money changers. Very ori-
ginal! - continued Firetan.I nodded silently, and then, realizing that
you don’t have to nod when talking on the phone
Indeed, I was surprised that it was me who would come.
small game with bras. Whatever won't come
on a drunken head!                         
 - Why did it cost you to change your statement?
prize for winning the game! I wouldn't for anything
exchanged this award.  Just think -
ten girls at once! And you're your own prize
chose the original! - Firetan grunted from
pleasure.                             
 I was hoping he would tell me which one I am
chose the prize, but Firetan continued to grunt.
 - Well, okay, I just called. Bye!   
 - Bye.                                  
 Suddenly I didn't care at all
what happened yesterday. What happened, happened, I decided
and returned to the bored computer.          
 The clock showed 17.20 when I got there
death got floppy disks with new warez and I
decided to sleep.                            
 After some time I woke up from a stupor
at the door. It was already quite dark, hours
seven or eight, probably. Having rolled from di-
van on the floor, I crawled to the front door and
I tried to open it, but my hand couldn’t reach it
to the castle. I had to get up.                
 - Hello, Strake! Doesn't it hurt to sit? -
as always with a gentle smile and soft voice
catfish, appearing in the doorway, said
Lisa.                                     
 - Hello, Lisa. Yes, I feel fi-
robehbko.  Maybe you can give me a massage? -
Making a sad face, I said.      
 I must say, Lisa is a very naive girl.
(or just wants to seem like one), and not
said something like: “What else?” -
as the other girls usually said. One-
but this was very consistent with her appearance:
height about 175 cm (I like tall girls,
5-10 centimeters shorter than me), incredible
long legs that were difficult to tear away from
great look, great breasts, beautiful face
with chest-length blond hair and this noko-
a staring attentive look and always a little
parted lips - all this was impossible
don't admire.                           
 She looked at me sympathetically and
nodded.                                  
 - Can I log in? - she asked tenderly.      
 From her voice and demeanor I have
my heart began to pound furiously and I
felt like the happiest person
in the world. I wondered if she was with everyone and in love.
Has she ever talked like that in any situation?   
 - Well, will I come in? - she stood embarrassed
in place as I amblocked the entrance to kbap-
dash.                                     
 - Of course,  - I realized and sat down next to
standing chair, hoping to see how she
bends down to take off his boots.             
 She came in, took off her fur coat, hung it on her
shawl and was about to take off her boots, but
suddenly asked:                           
 - Will you give me the chair?               
 - Please,  - I squeezed out and stood up
chair, I wondered if she saw through my
plan or is it just more convenient for her to film while sitting?
shoes.                                    
 Finally we were already in my room. I
turned on Sash!'a and collapsed on the sofa. She
sat down next to me.                               
 - So... - she began embarrassedly, - I
I forgot your bra yesterday... In the refrigerator-
ke...                                     
 I pulled my bra out of my desk drawer.         
 - This one? She nodded and quickly hid it
to the package.                                  
 - Everyone gained a lot yesterday,  - started
Lisa, - so the bad ones got into everyone’s heads
thoughts. - Which ones? - I quickly asked, hoping you-
pull something out of her.            
 - Well, for example, your dispute about the plug
from the printer cord. Well, you can do it
uh... stick it in yourself. And he stuck it in!
How surprised we were when you showed up with a cord...
rum sticking out of his pants. Have you tried
shield, but you said that you don’t need to, what do you need
I like it better... And when you asked
as a prize for winning let you
stay at least a little longer with a plug in the ass
Nice, we were completely confused... Although I didn’t
I remember everything very well, maybe everything was the same
gomu.                                     
 I wanted to jump out the window, so I
it was a shame.  I wonder what he did. Outside
Suddenly I understood why Hunter, Graf and
Firetan didn't tell me anything specific,
a just chuckled. I wouldn't believe them
Yes, and I would have punched him in the face.               
 - What a weird thing Graf did! Fancy himself gay
swarm, said that he walked home without shoes and
The jackets will arrive.  And he has to walk about two minutes -
tsat in such a state. The weather was not
very.  It was probably -20 degrees. Well,
we sent it, we thought, in two minutes
he will come running and say that he was joking.  Half an hour
waited, they didn’t wait and went along the
mom. A! We still have a few minutesfifteen your blanket-
They looked for it, but didn’t find it.                
 - Graf brought it early this morning, -
I said.                                 
 - Everything is clear. So he was freeloading! C
went home with a blanket. Not fair!             
 - What else happened yesterday? - I asked,
hoping it's nothing.                        
 - I don’t remember... They glued bottles to the ceiling,
while you went to the kiosk for a degree... Cat
They gave you beer... Firetan was tearing up everything
format your source disks,
but could not hit the "Enter" button...
Maybe something else, I don’t remember...              
 I sat down discouraged.                     
 - Gee... It's been a hard morning...   
                                          
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