FIDO - Erotic problem book.

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* From : Andrey Potapov, 2:5020/297.1@FidoNet (07 Jan 99 22:11)
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* From : JEAN Bouzanoff, 2:5020/1390.1390 (Thursday January 07
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N 1. Having become overwhelmed by the caresses of a classmate, Tanechka allowed the upper hand
herself into a horizontal position and lay down with her back on the thick grass.
At the same time, she managed to notice that the handle of the Big Dipper ladle
is at an angle of 35 degrees to the horizontal. When a classmate
with the words “see, but you were afraid,” he finally broke away from the girl,
she was again able to determine that the handle of the Ursa Major ladle
moved to an angle of 15 degrees to the horizontal. What time is it Tanya
was it in a horizontal position?

N 2. The body of a normal tenth grader contains 8 grams of sperm
we. After ejaculation within an hour, the sperm supply is restored.
rises to 70 percent of the previous level. Let's assume that
the young man ejaculates once every hour. How many hours will it take?
so that 1 gram of sperm remains in his body? How many special
rm hewill produce during this time? Is it possible that the
There won’t be an ounce left in the body of a normal tenth grader
sperm?

No. 3. Kolyan and Tolyan forced their classmate Lenochka. For my
The girl took a promise of silence from the scoundrels for 25 bucks. On the next
the next day she herself gave it to Gennady, taking 5 bucks from him.
one day she allowed the timid Igor to stroke her between her legs,
taking only 2 bucks from him. They were caught doing this by the vile
Yulka. To buy her off, Lenochka paid 6 bucks, another 4
Igor added a buck. Who got the pleasure cheaper - Igor
or Gennady? How many bucks per day on average did you really earn?
Lenochka?

N 4. During a group viewing of an erotic film
Petya and Zina were sitting next to each other. At the same time, Petya’s finger made exciting
movements within Zina's intimacy. Noisy behavior in one class
Nicks prevented the girl from concentrating on her feelings. In the end
she experienced half as many climactic moments as the main
famous heroine of the film. How many climactic moments have you experienced?
Zina, if it is known that the main character had ten of them?

N 5. From point A to point B is five kilometers.  At point A we find
There is a dance floor, and at point B the beautiful Lidochka lives.  Dancing
ended at eleven o'clock. How long will the shows be?
wait until Tolyan finally leads Lidochka to point B, if
it is known that they come withspeed of three kilometers per hour, at
this makes six stops: four small ones of half an hour each, so that
kiss each other and two big ones for forty minutes?

N 6. Grandfather Porfiry’s bald spot has the shape of a regular circle with a diameter of
a meter nine centimeters.  His wife claims that he is bald
grandfather Porfiria was formed as a result of love affairs
on the side. How many love affairs on the side did the child make?
darling Porfiry, if it is known that after each adventure of his
baldness increased by 0.5 sq. cm?

N 7. Solve problem N 6, based on the fact that before the first one it is similar
On the other hand, grandfather Porfiry already had a bald spot with a diameter of 2
centimeter

N 8. (Oral). In a standard nine-story building, an elevator moves without
stops, rises from the first floor to the ninth in 21 seconds.
Tenth grader Tolyan pulls Tanya off his girlfriend in 4 seconds
tights and panties, your pants in 1 second, lasts 35 seconds
a celebration of the merging of young bodies, they need another 6 seconds to
restore your breathing and 8 seconds to get dressed.  What number of floors
it is necessary to build houses so that tenth grader Tolyan and his girlfriend
didn’t drive the elevator back and forth, but managed to get everything done, moving without
stops from the first floor to the last?

N 9. Tenth grader Kolyan does 35 to reach the highest point
frictions, and his friend Tolyan is three times more. And their girlfriend
Tanyukha reaches the highest point in 38 frictions.How many times and with whom
Tanyukha will reach its highest point if Kolyan is first, and Tolyan
right behind him? And if on the contrary, Tolyan will be first, and Kolyan will immediately
behind him? Justify your solution graphically using sinusoids.

N 10. Return to problem N 9. Suppose that Kolyan is not inferior
Tolyanu and wants to be the first. At the same time, he really wants
Tanyukha certainly reached the highest point with him. It is obvious that for
To solve this problem, young men will have to repeatedly contact
with Tanyukha according to the scheme “Kolyan-Tolyan, Kolyan-Tolyan”. Calculate how many
They will have to do this one day before the stubborn Kolyan hears,
that Tanyukha had reached the highest point with him. Use sine waves.

... The bad soldier is the one who doesn’t dream of sleeping with the general’s wife.