Humor - Unit of measurement in physics!

 Unit of measurement in physics!


   I arrived from Minsk when the first_ thought that came to a head -
La me in my rulezny mind, this is - the computer is swelling!!!! In coz'E!!!
Well, I RAISED MONEY for 4 bottles:-uh. And I called the main
to a specialist in this little thing. And yimmen to... Try to guess.
What, you didn’t guess right????????????? Of course ZOMBI!!! Well here we go
we wanted to get drunk, and four bottles without skins, as you know,
where you don’t rule. And so zomB found a couple of celaks ;) . four bottles
cut in 5 seconds (unit of measurement in physics!). The matter was approaching
to the great boom and all the consequences that come from here. Of course
to a fucking fuck. But how else can you persuade them? And for this you need a circle
that GUY!!!And Khilimon TOOK the bastard >:( !!!!!! We tried to persuade them
2 hours (a unit of pameru in physics!). But under our very insistent
They could not resist the strong pressure. Well, one became a crustacean. The other
she felt uneasy from drinking and ran away “to see her friend.” Here MAS
flies back from the store with two condoms. The first thing he asked was
where are the girls, but we didn’t stand on ceremony with this glitch and gave him
100 grams (unit of measurement in physics) His eyes immediately widened
on his forehead and we took him into the bath.  And ZOMB'om and I were left alone
with a drunk woman. Zombie came up first. Dzevochka was in a dress, so
that there was no need to bother for a long time. The zombie spread her thighs and took outdick, poked, poked, but didn’t hit - he could barely stand on his feet. What
do? The dick is big, but the girl can’t say a word either. I said
hall, which I need to try too. I took off my pants, took out my dick, and the dick-
then - a corkscrew. I played it on my pussy - it doesn’t get up! At this time Zombie
He was already snoring into all the holes on the bed. My legs also gave way -
s. I lay down in an embrace with the girl and we sniffled together, lying on the sofa.
One MAS was just lying in an iron bath, but he doesn’t give a fuck about that
brooms. It was already one o'clock (well, you get the idea) at night...
   ... In the morning I suddenly heard a noise in the hallway. These were the ancestors
Zomba. We seemed to have managed to pull up our pants, and the still sleeping girl
they covered it with a dress. We didn't want Zomb's ancestors to find
us with our dicks twisted out. Dzeuka soon woke up. Everyone's creepy
The central computer was crackling, asking for a hangover. We had to clean up
back home. The dzevka and I agreed to meet at the next boo-
halke (we often have them). And what’s more, she seems to agree.
When we entered the elevator, we heard a scream coming from the apartment.
shooting ranges: - What kind of log is in our bathtub???? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

        From this you can draw the following conclusion:
        when you set a goal to fuck
        girl, then you better drink less, and your dick will
        will never let you down. And I also apologize for
        presence in the article is obscenevocabulary.
                                      Hunter/MSoft!