WBR-Workman / Not-soft
КИРИЛЛ, pC и
старенький Спектрум.
Издали это нечто,
Вблизи же ничто.
Ж. Лaфонтен.
Жил-был Кирилл. И все у
него полный рулез или в
народе - ништяк. И было
так до той поры, пока Ки-
pилл не знал, что такое
Spectrum...
And then an old one appeared at his house -
old Specky 48K. A joy Kiril-
la there was no limit. And stole all the programs of the mind -
Nice Kirya, he became smart and coded in ALASMe,
and coded like God, little bunny Kiryusha.
But my school years ended... and I went
he is in a vocational school, he wants to become an installer
tel. I met some stupid people there, yeah
he saw penTium shitty.
And so he became initiated into this secret
terrible. Since then, Kirill has healed << very
cool >>, after all, he now has a country
creepy and terriblepenTium II.
And he ras-
dragged to KM capacitors.
Yes, Kiri's nightmares began. Couldn't sleep
and eat, drink and love, and could not think
about what more than just an upgrade, and not
he looked up from the screen of his super-miracle
monitor neither day nor night, and even in the evening
and in the morning he sat and played, sometimes to the toilet
Kiryusha forgot to leave, hump on his back
growing now, a lot of diseases, lice and
worms, regression of the reproductive organ
it was thought that it grew into hemorrhoids of the unreasonable
sizes...But Kirill did not notice the changes that happened -
Yes, sometimes he just scratched them.
And then trouble happened to poor Kiri -
his favorite mouse broke and his rug
worn out to holes, but trouble does not come alone,
The half-smart Kiri's CD broke, the process
the rubbish burned, and the modem went crazy and brought
a huge horde of viruses and old glitches
having risen from their cells, they killed their mother
what board...
Completely crazy Kirill could not stand the glitch
computers and threw himself out of his window
at home, but Kirill didn’t crash after fucking
on asphalt from the seventh floor - hemorrhoids
hit the ground!
But Kiryusha didn’t kill himself in vain, because now he doesn’t have
him old-npectapehbkoro Specky 48K
and there is no one to cure him from terrible diseases -
new...
R.S. Ugly is worthy
attention to the same extent
which is wonderful.
Ohope de Balzac.
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