About Kiryu - Kirill, PC and old Spectrum.

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WBR-Workman / Not-soft                    
                                          
               КИРИЛЛ, pC и               
           старенький Спектрум.           
                                          
Издали это нечто, Вблизи же ничто. Ж. Лaфонтен. Жил-был Кирилл. И все у него полный рулез или в народе - ништяк. И было так до той поры, пока Ки- pилл не знал, что такое
Spectrum... And then an old one appeared at his house - old Specky 48K. A joy Kiril- la there was no limit. And stole all the programs of the mind - Nice Kirya, he became smart and coded in ALASMe, and coded like God, little bunny Kiryusha. But my school years ended... and I went he is in a vocational school, he wants to become an installer tel. I met some stupid people there, yeah he saw penTium shitty. And so he became initiated into this secret terrible. Since then, Kirill has healed << very cool >>, after all, he now has a country creepy and terriblepenTium II. And he ras- dragged to KM capacitors. Yes, Kiri's nightmares began. Couldn't sleep and eat, drink and love, and could not think about what more than just an upgrade, and not he looked up from the screen of his super-miracle monitor neither day nor night, and even in the evening and in the morning he sat and played, sometimes to the toilet Kiryusha forgot to leave, hump on his back growing now, a lot of diseases, lice and worms, regression of the reproductive organ it was thought that it grew into hemorrhoids of the unreasonable sizes...But Kirill did not notice the changes that happened - Yes, sometimes he just scratched them. And then trouble happened to poor Kiri - his favorite mouse broke and his rug worn out to holes, but trouble does not come alone, The half-smart Kiri's CD broke, the process the rubbish burned, and the modem went crazy and brought a huge horde of viruses and old glitches having risen from their cells, they killed their mother what board... Completely crazy Kirill could not stand the glitch computers and threw himself out of his window at home, but Kirill didn’t crash after fucking on asphalt from the seventh floor - hemorrhoids hit the ground! But Kiryusha didn’t kill himself in vain, because now he doesn’t have him old-npectapehbkoro Specky 48K and there is no one to cure him from terrible diseases - new... R.S. Ugly is worthy attention to the same extent which is wonderful. Ohope de Balzac.

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