Pissy troubles - Lame-pussy troubles.

Blast Off / Not-Soft                     
                                          
 Lamersky - pussy troubles.        
                                          
 At 45 am  
 local time  
 to the control panel  
 (my mother)  
 a call came in  
 from poor user  
 believing Sani. Voice  
 from the tube pro-  
 grumbled to me that  
 already 3 hours ago-  
  
 house, trying to  
go to the Internet.  Promising to get me drunk
beer, he told me to immediately go to
him. But this turned out to be more difficult to do,
since I watched until 1:30 blue. But, right
they correctly say that BEERand the dead risemeth, and I went to him.                   
 By the way, it was not close to go, but already through
I was with him for 20 minutes. He said that without
hops I won’t succeed - he
I had to go to the store for beer. And I
while I started looking for the problem.              
 The first thing I did was clean his screw.
(ts:tsomplete format). I found 1.5 Gb along the way
porn (lots of perverts!!!). When
he brought beer, I took on the problem with both
with his hands, in the sense of starting to twirl the mo-
dem and shake your head. There was no reason for it
there are no hammer marks or residue visible
burnt eggs, which is typical only
for a new modem. Finally, I became suspicious
look at the wire with a pointed gaze,
connecting device with telephone socket.
This semblance of a cord looked like a New Year's
a new garland - simply twisted between
fight single-core copper wire pieces.    
 I told him that's where the problem lies
wire, and he stared blankly at it.  By-
then he allowed me to do whatever I wanted -
but, as long as it works. Having received a license
zion to kill everything semiconductor,
I boldly pulled the wire, thanks to which
The wallpaper on the wall came off and the lining came off
party Having said that I should have glued it better, I
went back to work.  Walking through life
I'm looking, I discovered one end of the normaltelephone wire. I pulled it again
wanting to know where the other end was. 
 This question was answered by the sound of a falling
th telephone in his sister's room
three. Sanya, judging by his appearance, was in deep
trance, so I just kept silent. Twisting
cord from my sister's phone, I drank beer for
a jerk and a sharp movement of the hand and teeth
cleaned the wire.                            
 I checked everything thoroughly and decided that
I'm done with the hardware.  Finally, all that's left is
just dial the provider's number. And here we are
We’re already surfing the Internet, downloading the muse, how does he like it?
I wanted to add to my collection of pictures and
simultaneously listen to music on your 30 W.
amplifier. As soon as the melody began, it was as if
interesting place (the hole was reaching) him
throws it out of the network. He has offended eyes
looks at the modem, and then asks me a question:
grew up: "Why did he pass out?" I already guessed
wondered what the problem was, and told him to leave
move the sofa (like in some adventu-
re: to repair the modem - move it away
sofa), because the socket was just behind
him. I watched for a long time as he moved slowly
shits the sofa, finally, I'm tired of it, and I
without warning, he abruptly moved the sofa away from
walls, after which he became more like
soft rug than on a sofa. At the same time
with this computersuddenly passed out. Here I am
I saw "where the dog was rummaging."  Ha one
hanging from the socket was a ripe bunch of tees and
extension cords  Having pulled out all the wires, I
Only the cord from the monitor and Tower was supplied.
After this, the noise in the room decreased by
ru tens of decibels. Soon the time came
I finished communication (10:00) and I became
get ready to go home. Already on the threshold he is angry
thanked me politely and promised to find
work for such a highly qualified specialist
tearing off skirting boards and wallpaper, flattening
sofas, teleportation of phones in the room
sisters and just pC-Killer, and if according to
here, thenlamerkov ripper.             
                                          
I left him with a contented soul and full
belly of beer.