Test - Aren’t you a sadist? Are you a sleepwalker? Can you throw a frying pan at a person?

Ah!!! I feel how wary
you look into this mysterious and inescapable
dedicated page called "TESTS".
A little scary, but interesting at the same time
learn something new about yourself, before
unknown. Well what can I tell you: you
We came right to the address. WELCOME...
 TEST N1
 A HE IS A SADIST ARE YOU?

1.Did you torture cats as a child?
 yes 3 points
 no 1 point
 not cats, but frogs 2 points

2. Do you like the movie "White Bim Black Ear"?
 yes 3 points
 no 1 point
 didn't watch 2 points

3.Did your parents often beat you with a belt?
 yes 3 points
 no 2 points
 didn't score 1 point at all

4.Do you like going to funerals?
 yes 3 points
 no 2 points
 never walked 1 point

5.A pool of blood makes you...
 curiosity 3 points
 disgust 1 point
 desire to wipe 2 points

b.You associate a black leather jacket with...
 sex 3 points
 motorcycle 2 points
 clothing market 1 point

7.Your favorite holiday:
 New Year 3 points
 birthday 1 point
 orgasm 1 point

8.You would never want to have sex...
 1 point in the cemetery
 in the forest 2 points
 in bed 3 points

ATTENTION!!! Answer questions truthfully
and do not try to knock down according to the marked
on the right balam - better CALCULATE THE AMOUNT OF VERY
COVES THAT STANDED OPPOSITE THOSE OPTIONS
WHICH YOU CHOOSE... Now choose
What category of people do you belong to:

From 8 to 11 points.
Don't worry, you're more of a masochist.

From 12 to 16 points.
Your normalityeven frightening.

From 17 to 21 points.
Your psyche is quite healthy, but sometimes
You are also not averse to perverting.

More than 21 points.
Wow, how everything is running!  I don't think so
scary? However, there is a chance that you will answer
they chatted insincerely...

 Wow, damned sadya!!!
 TEST N2
 HE EYHATUK ARE YOU?

1.You are sleeping:
A - At least 5 hours a day.
B - No more than 5 hours a day.
B - On the windowsill.

2. In a dream you:
A - Usually sleep in one position. Don't turn around.
B - You often wake up and feel restless.
B - You throw your mother-in-law (mother-in-law) off the balcony.

3. In the morning you:
A - You feel great, full of strength and vigor.
B - You feel completely overwhelmed.
Q - You realize with horror that you are again tied to the bed by your wife.

4.You suffer from:
A - Insomnia.
B - Constant lack of sleep.
B - From the number of authorities above your head.

5.Among your relatives:
A - There were no sleepwalkers.
B- Don't know.
B - There were sleepwalkers.
G - There was an alcoholic neighbor, Uncle Vasya. Mom says I'm all in
    him.

 Key to the TEST:

From 50 to 60 points. You are so normal that it’s even boring... You do not suffer from insomnia, do not have inherited natural epilepsy. The word "sleepwalker" is you associate only with the forefather of Baba Yaga or children's toothpaste. From 61 to 80 points. There's definitely something of a lu- us. The sleepwalker in you rarely manifests itself and only in extreme situations, such as the day before payday or buying a handkerchief. From 81 to 105 points. Think about the unfortunate people around you! How relatives suffer, spending their salaries on ropes, window grilles and other accessories solutions to save your night wandering life. I adviseturn to magicians and sorcerers to us, since other doctors still have not able to help you. Well, never mind! You are also a sleepwalker... TEST N3 CAN YOU THROW IT INTO CHEEVEKA FRYING PAN? Answer “yes” to the questions below, "no" and "sometimes". 1. Do you suffer from insomnia? 2.Do you blush when dealing with strangers, and Does your heart sometimes start beating very, very fast? 3.Do you get tired quickly during intense mental work? 4.Does it happen that your mood changes quickly during work? what day? 5.Can you throw a frying pan at a person and then worry? about this? b. Do you experience states of causeless anxiety? 7. Do you often scold yourself for this or that action? 8.Are you worried that there is something wrong with your body? 9.Are you afraid of the dark and black cats? 10. In conflict situations, do you have a feeling of a “lump in your throat"? 11. Don’t you think that everyone around you has an unkind attitude? swarmed towards you? 12. Do you feel unsure of your abilities? 13.Can a saleswoman in a store or a grandmother make you angry? ka nashop with your harsh remarks? Distribute points according to the data with our answers: "yes" - 3 points. "sometimes" - 2 points. "no" - 1 point. Calculate the total number of points... From 13 to 24 points. You are in great shape and you just need it support what shouldn't be for you problem. From 25 to 34 points. You have reduced resistance to stress, so it’s not bad to switch, go from- breathe, go to the sauna or have sex catfish And be sure to support your physical ical form only in the way that will be more enjoyable for you. From 35 to 39 points. You are advised to consult a specialist about your mental health condition. I hope these tests are already in your eyes ripples (like mine) and you are happy with it (what can’t you say about me)... If this so PRESS Exit Button !!!<<<;

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