Humor - Continuation of the started nonsense and cataclysm.

THE TALE ABOUT KING CAETAHE, ABOUT HIS SON
CEABHOM AND THE MIGHTY BOGATYR PRINCE
      GVIDOHE SAETAHOVIC
 AND ABOUT HER BEAUTIFUL QUEEN.

(continuation of the begun nonsense and cataclysms)

There is nothing to do. Boyars
 Worrying about the sovereign,
  Scratching your end
   We moved into her wine.
    A crowd came to her bedroom,
     The young boyar says:
     "Of course, forgive us.
       But don't oppose the king.
        Turn around backwards
         We'll fuck you at the same time."
          And the silent queen
           He only asks me to wash myself with water,
            Because there's already a cobweb there
             A routine began.
 And the pubis has risen,
             Flopped into bed on her side..
            On this day all honest people
           Wasn't too bad for fucking.
          Entrance ticket per ruble -
         There's fucking and blowjobs.
        On this day in the king's treasury
       The profit was crazy.
      The princess fucked for a month,
     Each one came ten times.
    And when everyone withered away,
   A hole was made in the pussy
  Shaw KAMAZ will enter laden.
 There was a well, like a lawn.
And I'll fuck the whore
 Link to KAMAZ
  The brave boyars decided.
   And they stuck me in for the finals.
    And now the handbrake has long been removed,
     KAMAZ is fighting back the wind.
      Well done for the catch up
       They are still sticking their ends in.

The sea splashes in alarm,
 Breaking the path
  Loaded KAMAZ.
   The fish got scared right away,
    There is hum and noise everywhere -
     KAMAZ plows the roads.
      A wild whine and howl is heard,
       You can hear the crashing surf,
        You can hear the Queen Mother
         He says to the sea: “Wait!
          Damn you howling whore
           What the hell are you doing?
            It's so fucking spectacled here
             Fucking sit for days!"
              The sea sank instantly
             Fucked up and spread out
            A smooth tablecloth before the sun.
           Next to the painted window
          Noah sailed here with the ark.
         Apparently his member got lost.
       "Who's swimming here anyway? -
 You can hear a voice from outside, -
      Who broke the silence
     Well, by God I'll fuck you!"
    Noah shit very loudly
   And he described the edge of the boat,
  He says: “Well, I’m okay!
 Why are you so hot...
I’m here to see God and as a guest,
 I didn’t know that there would be anger.
  If I can help in any way -
   You say modesty, etc."
   "I'll give it to you, motherfucker!
     Look, he's going to help!
      Well, fuck you! Old cupcake!
       Fuck, you're melting here.
        Well, you idiot, help!
         Tow us out.
          Do you even have a DIESEL bastard?
           Or some kind of fucking barn"
           "I have here, no doubt,
             Obviously not a convertible.
              But nothing, youwill pull.
He's only 200 years old."
                And lifting KAMAZ up,
                 Cursing more than once
                  Noah is completely crazy:
                "Who fucked you like that"
                But the answer was clear, yes
               How fucked up here from the nose
              The most awesome guy!
             Looks like he's not a drug addict,
            It’s like he’s not a man,
           It doesn't stick out between your legs
          Nothing like a dick.
        “What, father, are we going crazy again?” -
        Suddenly the young man said,
      “Right now I’ll formalize your end”
      And at that moment he took out a dagger,
     Noah immediately shit on the floor.
    The hero stood before him,
   2 meters tall, a meter grin,
  And the wide, fucking scoundrel -
 Really well done.
Noah, having shit himself, fucked off,
Pissing yourself repeatedly.
  And he left his ark
   To further arbitrariness.
    We got there on the ark
     To the island. Don't give a fuck there.
      So fucking beautiful
       So cool and awesome:
        Greenery, palm trees and grass,
         The complete island is hawla.
          This is where those princesses came out
           And her son, probably.
            He'll be pissed off, guys!
             Guys are al girls:
              It seems like there's no dick in him,
               But the figure of a man.
                So think about who he is, a bitch
                 The guy is a piece of shit.
[...]
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