Humor - The Tale of Tsar Saltan.

CKA3KA ABOUT KING SALTAHE, ABOUT HIS SON
THE GLORIOUS AND MIGHTY BOGATYR PRINCE
GVIDO SALTANOVICH AND ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL
      NOAH THE SWAN QUEEN.


On a dark late evening,
 Under the broken window,
  The chicks were blowing a joint.
   Well, there's one girl here,
    Having received an overdose,
     The frost has begun:
     "If only I were a queen -
       One heifer says, -
        Then I would catch up with the whole world
         Fuck moonshine!"
          Here the second one said:
           "If only I were a queen,
             I'd let him smoke some grass
              I am to all people and kings,
             To all the suckers here and there."
 The third, having caught the goluns,
           Also having fallen into the cold,
          Says, you fat idiot:
        "If only I were a queen,
       That, by God, is a bitch!
      I'd let the Tsar fuck me."
     Having heard this funny bazaar,
    The girls fucked in a frenzy:
   They laughed loudly for a long time.
  I saw them with a keen eye
 The king who was running nearby.
I burst out laughing at the door,
 He entered the smoking hut,
  Fucking big...
   And looking at the crazy women,
    He says: “Fuck you in the breath!
     You're fucking talking like that,
      What the hell are you fucking in the ass!
       But I like your bazaar, -
        And adjusting my dick in my underpants,
         He looked at the third
          And he jerked his dick slightly:
 "Do you hear the girl is fucked up,
           What she wantsmy ben.
            I'm taking you with me
             Polish my shit.
            For good work
           I will reward you."
          Here the girl was stupefied
         And I freaked out a little.
       "Listen, fuck you in the mouth!
      Who are you - a king or a freak?
     I won't leave my sisters,
    I'd rather rip you off.
   If you go to the palace without your sisters -
  Well then everything is fucked.
 If you take your sisters..."
"Well, character and cunning! -
 The king said, pissing in his pocket,
  "Okay, who's the drug addict here? -
   And seeing the second
    He said boldly: “Well, fuck you!
     Take your sisters
      And we were late home!
 Fuck the stoned ones
        No conversation possible."

To be continued.