Party - Hello, ALL!

area : NETMAIL
from : EA/ATS (500:95/405)
to : ALL
subj: FOREVER
date : 17-10-98
time: 00:00

                    Hello ALL!

   I have a demo - subj (new version). Who needs it - ask
Wait. And finally call the party.

>gpzh: let's hang out longer.

>goblin: why weren’t you at the sysopka?

>kpn: where were you?

>vb: thanks for the news!

Best regards, EA from ANTARES.

--- SMM version 1.08
 * Origin: Is Kamu having a hard time right now?! (500:95/405)



WB FUCK THIS PARTY...

GPV>HI EVERYONE!



EA> FOREVER - SO CRAP IMHO... 8-)



WB is here!
fsem Hello!
Who hasn't bragged about it yet - today I bought a TV through an ad in
MO.HALYAVA.
The guy brought it to me in a car.
Fido rulezz! :)
I'm freaking out, dear editors.
--------------------
Sincerely - VeBe
don't fuck. ;-))



SISTER>ALL: PRIVET! :+)

IN PRAYETA SEKH ON RADIVO... NHTPECECHO HOW IS THIS?

WITH OUR NEW PUSSY CARD...

THERE IS SOME GIRL SPEAKING SOMETHING.

SEX IN THE TERMINAL?

OKAY I WILL CONTINUE TO LOOK AT THE BODY



IT WAS GPV!!!



Hello, this is Alexey (Leshy)!

Tel.:(095)191-2543
ZX-Net adr.:(500:95/366.3)



SISTER: DJ SLAVA FINIST IS FUCKED!
THE DISCS SPIN EASILY AND SMOOTHLY,
IMHO AND SLIDING SMOOTHLY - STRAIGHT INPIPISKE.
    



   All my friends are born or allowed to call to a party
     as much as they like.  And they keep tugging at me all the time,
  They're saying it's too early, like I'm doing something wrong
   Don’t they really understand that it’s stupid to forbid a child?
 hang out.  when will they leave me alone
                                               Jax



GPV>ANYONE WATCH CARTOONS ON MTV? SO FUCKED!



Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

From: Raven

I'm sitting and fighting
I'm screaming into the phone...

Hello to all those hanging out and not hanging out, to all the Sinclairists and
not the Sinclairites. Hello everyone except Jax, Bill Gates,
Boris Yeltsin, Chubais, Phillip Kirkorov, asshole
surnames Agutin, Alla Pugacheva...?? . !! who did you forget?

Oh yes! Also, greetings do not fly to MGTS, MosEnergo, MosGaz, RAO UES,
GAZPROM, and a few more handfuls of fagots...

Well, the BIGGEST FUCK etc. x.pp. etc. Katerinovskaya G.A. and
just the bald bastard Bogoslovsky (not Nikita the composer, but
to another Bogoslovsky - fortunately you don’t know him.) . What
is "t.zh. h.p. and so on", try to guess it yourself. A, 
I forgot the halfman! I agree with EA, the compression method is based on the huffman
- fuck it!

And just a fact to the head of IBM and N. Fomenko.
People ! let's make Fomenko eat his money, which he 
received forGreenPeace advertising!!!

All the individuals listed above (about whom it is said that they
hello is not conveyed) - Fuck. Those who are not there, I just ....
??-??? .Eghm....I forgot!

Well, I'm tired of passing on facts.
Pryuvety!!!!

>WB: Hello! Wait for an answer! (ZalU file on BBS) 
>EA&Sister: Haya!
>Leshy: Hello, but in that problem the answer is yes, because... ... Well, if 
I wonder why, I'll upload the file here. :)
>Antares: What's Devotion???
>All: Could you tell me what they decided on the sysopka?
>Asshole (no jokes! I’m not pointing fingers at anyone!): Fuck
>Shadow: Hello, I downloaded A.Family from you - it’s broken.
 ("Morning Vera Murney" :))) )
>KPN: Hullo! Have you noticed the restoration of your computer's functionality? :)
>Oper: Hi! No, fill it up without me - I'm a teetotaler (Well... :)
>To everyone who is hanging out: H-e-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-o-o-o-o-o! =)



From:Leshy

       YYYYEEEEEEESSS,ROOOOCCKKKK!!!
                   (c)Beavis & Butt-Head

Slavka Finist in About this!!!!!:))))))rulezz

>EA: I can’t go to sysopnik on Saturdays: (I’m going to school on
I go on Saturdays :( Yes, and finally, 12 thousand rubles for travel are wasted
scary :(((.
Are you in favor of the Mitinsky bush? I didn’t see anything there last week
found it.
>Sister: The program “The wheels are spinning, the girls are shaking” is on air
boobs...thematically :))



EA>Leshy, I WILL BE AT MITKA. I AM THERE INPAST WAS ONCE, BUT NEAR WHERE
CONTAINERS - FROM THE ENTRANCE STRAIGHT DOWN. AND I WILL BE THE SAME TOMORROW.
I TRADE EVERY GUY... B)



SISTER>Leshy, YOU'RE RIGHT IMHO.
BUT I AM NOT A GIRL (IF YOU ARE THAT TO ME), BUT A SWEET GIRL! :+)
ABOUT DISCS, CAT.  IT'S SPINING I HEARD IT ONCE, BUT THAT'S WHEN
I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY THIS PROGRAM IS COMING OUT. CAN YOU TELL ME?



Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

>EA: I need a demo!!!! Is she big??
>JAX: You little ishsho :) So what? They don’t give me rodaks either
 They hang out for a long time - they go to bed at about 2-3 o'clock :( And I'm like
 I don’t care, I wait until they fall asleep and again...!!! ??? !
 :) Although - with such an assessment in Russian. you can't hang out -
 you need to learn Russian. 8-P
>WB: Didn’t you glue the domains with superglue? 8-( ) =)))
 And then I fucked up the payphone in every possible way!! And it worked!!
>EA: Where did you get this demo? if from Fido, from ZX.SPECTRUM
 then tomorrow afternoon I will have it too. (Or this night =) )

People!!! Alex was at sysopnik today??
 Because his gate is not working for some reason =( For two days in a row!!!



EA> DEMA 1331 SEC. TAKES. I WILL POST IT TOMORROW, OTHERWISE IT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME
DOWNLOAD.
EA>JAX YOU WOULD WRITE IN RUSSIAN - IT WOULD BE MORE CLEAR... C)



SISTER>JAX: WHY DO YOU FORBIDD THOSE KIDS TO PARTY?STEEL, PREVIOUSLY
YOU CALLED, AND THEY ARE COMING IN? SEND THEM, BUT NOT FAR. :+)



From:Leshy

>EA:EA, put this steering wheel demo on the board plz, otherwise I’ll get it
 so after FanTop I never saw it :(
>Raven: the answer is “yes”? That’s why? :) Actually, swing the file, oh
 which you say is interesting.
>GPV:MTV-rulez, Beavis&Butt-Head-even more rudder...Currently now entot
 The cartoon began (IMHO) to be played in a new way...



Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

>Leshy: don’t touch Sister! She is our first beauty! =)
>All: I counted - there are 25 errors in the Jax file!!! 8-( )

 Oh!  Bless me!  I'll make my first try now
 call KLUG BBS! Whoever knows will understand me.

Moscow time is : 01:22



EA>BROKEN SCAMMERS: EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT - IT'S FAGING...  



      I have one very fundamental problem.
  I (a guy!) have one nipple larger than the other. couldn't
  you answer what to do, I’m ashamed in front of my girlfriend.
I'm very shy and embarrassed.
                                               Jax



D.I.
HALT



EA>Leshy: WHAT DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEASTIE BOYS? IT'S BEEN LONG FOR ME PERSONALLY
LIKED (SEVERAL YEARS)
AND THE WOMAN FROM E-TYPE HAS SO HUGE HUGSMELONS, OUTWARD
THEY FOLLOW OUT, THEN THERE WILL BE A SHAKE OUT. B-)



Ftom: JAX

SANDMAN & KPN are pissing assholes.



From:Leshy

AAAAAAAAA,SHIT!!!
“Broken Scrotums” and “Hands on x..” - must die! Damn, "Da Boogie"
Crew" fell to 15th place:((. Fuck da Shura fuckin' mura:-EEEEE

>Sister: in fact, “the girls...” is the jingle “Disks are spinning.” And
Enta steering gear on 106.8 runs on Tuesdays from 21.00-23.00.
:))))
>EA: why don't you leave the demo on the server a little longer, otherwise I'll
I don’t have time to download anything important in my life with this school:((And on
Mitinsky, approximately what next row will you be next to? :) will you be?
>WB: but the TV is foreign :)) or ours?

 Somehow the must-haves from NTV are detaining Khryuger :(



EA>Leshy, I WILL BE APPROXIMATELY: BELOW THE DRESS, YOU GO THROUGH THE ROW
"K", YOU WALK THROUGH IT ENTIRELY AND THEN THE CONTAINERS START, BUT I'M NOT IN
THEM, AND BETWEEN THEM, IN THE TENT.

EA>JAX: WELL, YOU ARE A PERVERT, IMHO... =)



From:Leshy

>EA: Beastie Boys have a big rulez!  I have an old one of theirs
album, borrowed from one dude without return :) and their last
I recently bought it on humpback. Intergalactic-cool!:)
 But Scoortep sickened me :-EEE:)

"these clips are cool because they show everything
chicks with big tits"
     (c) Beavis & ButtHead:)



   Right now I'm in complete despair.
    Although I have already tried ananisms several times,
  but I never managed to finish like that
 I'm almost out of my mind!
      Maybe you can give me some tips as a luchfe
  just give yourself pleasure?
                                               Jax



>Leshy: catch the solution to the problem! =)
>EA: No fucking size! Did she fly through the echoes?

Damn, why are there only 3 people hanging out here or something???

Sysop! Can we throw in a Cweek 16 newspaper?


DAWAJ


RAVEN>O.K.!


Line error
?!?!?!?!!!! @$@%@%!


EA>LET'S AGAIN...

Line error

File(s) downloaded:
CWEEK#16.B
Drive B: 0117 sectors


I'll upload my file again...

There's a cool screensaver in the newspaper. ;-P

Let me remind you, the task is: 

=== Cut ===
A material point moves along a straight line segment.
Can the distance she travels be equal to 13 cm in the time 
during which it moved 10 cm?
=== Cut ===

Graph: ;-/ 1.5 cm.
                     -->   
   _._______________.__._______________
                    <--
    ---------------->
   Move vector

Movement - 10 cm.
But the distance traveled may be longer!
(Remember what movement is =))
(And what is the distance traveled =) )!

The point could pass 10 cm, then another 1.5 cm 
and return to 1.5 cm! 

In this case, the movement is 10 cm,
and the other way is 13 cm.

Time -... well, it’s clear.

Well, the point moved 10 cm in one time 
and passed 13 cm! 

Are you weak?!?!?



SISTER: VETLITSKAYA IS A WHORE, A HANGER. MY ASS IS POWDERED. :+EE

SISTER>RAVEN: THIS TEXT SHOULD BE IN THE “WEAK” RUBRIC



From:Leshy

Today I saw a powerful joke on MTV: there at Dolphin’s house
they fell through for an interview. Well, there was a picture hanging on his wall
a powerful picture. The dolphin said about it: “what an artist”
Goblin, the picture is called "Duel of Vasil Ivanovich and Petka on
inflatable blacks" :))))))))))))
I was on fire for about fifteen minutes :)).



EA>Leshy: YES.. FUCKING JOKE... I AM DECENT HERE TOO
I LOLED WHEN I READ YOUR MESSAGE... =)))

EA>RAVEN: ABOUT OH I DON’T KNOW. AND THE SIZE IS THIS - BECAUSE IT'S NOT
PACKED. I'LL ZIP IT AND PUT IT OUT.



IT WAS GPV!



SISTER>GPV: WHAT ARE YOU WRITING ONLY BECAUSE YOU WERE HERE. THAT'S SENSE
THIS IS NOTHING. :+(



Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

Fuck 2 MGTS as>Jax : My punk friend wrote instructions for
this topic. Catch it.

Lesson instructionsmasturbation.
It was written by a punk friend of mine and translated by me from an obscene language
language.

1) Take off your pants.
2) Take off your panties.
3) Wait until the penis becomes erect.
4) Take the head of the penis with three fingers of your right hand
    or tightly grasp the penis with your right hand.
5) Start the process of masturbation - holding the penis tightly (see point 4.)
    quickly move your hand up and down.
6) During masturbation, imagination is possible
    sexual intercourse for greater pleasure.
7) Repeat step 5. and point 6. until orgasm (expressed in
    Ejaculation).
8) After orgasm, you need to wipe your hands and penis from sperm.
9) Put on panties.
10) Put on pants.

Well, Jax, try it!



SISTER>RAVEN: M-YEAH.... NO COMMENTS. And JAX, DAMN IT, GUESSED THE SAME
THAT'S WHAT TO ASK AT A PARTY. :+O



GPV>RAVEN & LESHIY:
WHAT IS THE VALENCE OF NITROGEN IN NITRIC ACID? WEAK REPLY?



  One of my school friends told me something because of which I was completely
 down.  He always defended his penis as too short (13 cm).
   But his friend, who is older than him and more experienced than him, said
It’s not the length that plays a much bigger role, but the thickness.  If this
 really, I understand why my girl has never
  I didn’t experience argasm myself.  I have a long pepper (17 cm!)
but thin.
   But I have a problem, the products labeled “Standard” are too
big ones forminya.  I checked all the pharmacies in my area but 
 bizirultantly. I tensed up. As far as I know from conversations
  With friends, I'm not the only one with this problem. (I even doubt it
 can I actually do this) A friend recommended it to me
It’s easy to hold the object with your hand. but it's complete
   bullshit!  Guys, there are some amazing ones in size
 fewer normal ones and where can I get them? or should I
  I don't know what to wait for?
                                               Jax



From:Leshy

>Raven: for some reason I didn’t understand the condition in that problem: I
It seemed like you had more distance to move.

Something in this CWEEK'e music on how much from yes the fish is not very good
similar...Yes, and beat could have done something more cunning...



SISTER>GPV: THERE IS THE VALENCE OF NITROGEN 5. RIGHT?
DO YOU KNOW THE THREE PRINCIPLES OF ELECTRON DISTRIBUTION IN AN ATOM?



Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

>Jax: Did it work? Is the ceiling splattered with sperm?
>EA: Where did you get it (deme) from? I understand that from WB, but
Did she come to him like soap?
>Sister: So create a “Weak?” section on the server. =))))



EA>RAVEN: YOU ASK VLODEK WHERE HE DIGGED IT. =)

EA>ALL: SOMEONE CALL NIKRON 103.7 FM =-)



From:Leshy

>GPV:+ +5 -2
        HNO
               3
:))))))))))))))))

>Jax: line your condom with Tampax, and don’t ask such shit! :))



Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

>Jax: Fuck, I'm already tired of asking vulgar shit!!! Once then
I was kidding, but uhm, such questions!!!
 The girls are here!!!
But I didn’t make the instructions. I only translated from obscene language. =)



OK



Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

Camu nikrophilia? 103rd?


US!


Well then, catch it!


No disk
Oops, I pressed the wrong button.


File(s) downloaded:
NICR_103.B NICR_103.2
Drive B: 0370 sectors


Here.


THANKS!!!


You're welcome!  Tomorrow I'll download the demo (if it's not in the echo yet)
flew by).


OK.


SISTER: PREGNANT MUSICIANS PLAY ON CABLE TV
SAY. :+)



GPV>SISTER:
YOU PROBABLY MEAN ORBITAL, MAGNETIC AND SPIN
QUANTUM NUMBERS? YES?
>Leshy: +5 IS THE OXIDATION STATE, AND I ASKED ABOUT
VALENCE!
>RAVEN: WHY ARE THE CLOUDS NOT FALLING?



EA>ALL: I WANT TO GET TO SLEEP BEFORE I HAVE TODAY AT 7 O’CLOCK
GET UP. AND HERE SISTER IS STILL COMING THROUGH WITH YOU. (8+()


SISTER: ACTUALLY I WILL NOT TUMPLATE, BUT YOU WILL. I
I'LL JUST STAY HERE UNTIL THE END. :+)

SISTER>GPV: I MEANT THE PAULI PRINCIPLE, THE PRINCIPLE OF LEAST
ENERGIES AND THE RULE OF X(G)UNDA. AND YOU NAMED THREE QUANTUM NUMBERS AND
I FORGOT THE FOURTH: n-MAIN QUANTUM NUMBER.
DID I ANSWER CORRECTLY ABOUT VALENCE?



GPV>Leshy:
WHAT IS BIGGER - A LITER OR A CUBIC DECIMETER?

GPV>SISTER: NO

WHERE IS EVERYONE?


I DON'T KNOW. :-(


OKAY...



Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

>Jax: Thin-membered pervert =)



SISTER: RIGHT, RAVEN, RIGHT! HE'S STILL A CONCERNED LOOP - NOT WORSE
IT HAPPENS! :+)



OK



Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

>GPV: Damn scientist... the clouds don’t fall because... they are lighter than air
!!! And liter = cubic. decile =)

Moscov time from: 03:36!
=)



GPV IS NOT SLEEPING YET!



SISTER>ALL: WHAT IS THE UNIT DETERMINANT AND TRIANGULAR
DETERMINANT? WELL, DOES ANYONE KNOW?



GPV>RAVEN:DAMN YOU...BOTH ANSWERS ARE WRONG!
WHAT ARE CLOUDS CONSISTED OF?

A LITER IS MORE THAN A CUBIC DECEMBER. AT 27 mm cubic.

>ALL: WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE OF A CANDLE FLAME?

GPV>SISTER: IS THIS A MATRIX ALGEBRA QUESTION? I HAVE THIS
IT WAS IN THE FIRST YEAR! I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING :-)



SISTER>GPV: YES, ONLY WE CALL IT “LINEAR ALGEBRA”,
I'M RIGHT NOW IN MY FIRST YEAR. DO YOU NEED SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR MEMORY?
DO.
DO YOU KNOW THAT 2=3 AND 2*2=5. I CAN PROVE IT.



GPV>SISTER: LET'S SEE HOW MUCH OF "LA" YOU ARE IN COURSE 2 REMEMBER
YOU WILL.



SISTER>GPV: YES I DON’T REMEMBER THIS DAMN THING AT ALL. I DON'T HAVE THIS YET
YOU NEED IT BEFORE THE SESSION. MAYBE I WILL NOT LEAVE THROUGH THE SECOND YEAR.



CARTOON> Hello EVERYONE!!!
while you're here x.... you're suffering, my BBS is working hard and
and until 9:00 am on CDOS so call
people who are alive here?


SISTER>ME AND GPV WILL WASH...


and why no one else?


SISTER>I DON’T KNOW, THE REST HAVEN’T CALLED FOR A LONG TIME, EA WENT TO BED.


Well, it’s all gone downhill without me, I guess it’s true?


SISTER>I DON’T KNOW, NO ONE HERE REMEMBERED ABOUT YOU.


piz.. now I’ll put things in order


SISTER>
Break pressed
cho


SISTER>YES SO NOTHING


no, I wanted to say something or something


SISTER>I CHANGED YOUR MIND


well look at your business

I may not appear here again, so just in case
bye!



Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

>GPV: Damn scientist... the clouds don’t fall because... they are lighter than air
!!! And liter = cubic. decile =)

Oh, fuck... I called on is, had a great time hanging out... what else do you need?



GPV>SISTER: YOU WILL REACH IT, YOU WILL REACH IT! AND THEY DID NOT REACH! :-)

SOMETHING IS NOT ENOUGH!
3-4 PEOPLE!
FEW!



Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

>GPV: Scientist, damn it - I forgot to put a comma. You tell me
 better - what is the essence of phong ?
>Multik: Hello! You are still missing here! ;)
>Sister&GPV: Why are you giving an exam in all subjects?

Well, I apologize - I threw an old macro in the last message ;(

I lost my dream. ;)



SISTER>RAVEN: SOMETHING LIKE "INTELLECTUAL" IS GOING ON HERE
MARATHON". BUT THIS IS SO, PURE IMPROVISATION.:+))

ARE YOU AN EXCELLENT ACHIEVEMENT? :+)

Who's at our party?
And here is Raven AKA Dimych AKA Dimon AKA just Dima.

Yes, there are practically no people.  Only GPG and me and the cartoon
hung out. Well, sysop, of course.

By the way, as everyone remembers, 2 Fantop intros were lost. Wait for them
tomorrow at WB, or I'll upload it here tomorrow.

 Damn, I want to sleep...



DON'T SLEEP, CHILDREN!


 a wot i q opqtx
 oh here I come again


Catalog uploaded
 wow, there’s already so much here without me
 Apparently I did it that way!

CARTOON> GPV & SISTER guys, you can’t fight. But in general I
I can also prove something (that 2*2=5 for example) but now
I won't prove it.
In short, I'm gone and I'm leaving the BBC for you to eat, you can
connects at speed and 57600 baud for a pleasant connection.
Time 4:20 (Time drink Hershi)



GPV>SISTER: VALENCE OF NITROGEN IN NITRIC ACID - 4. A
NITROGEN CANNOT SHOW VALENCE 5!

GPV>RAVEN: WHAT IS PHONG?

WILL WE REACH IT UNTIL 5:00?



SISTER>GPV: I’M NOT BOOM-BOOM IN CHEMISTRY AND I’M JUST VALENCE
SO, I LEPPED AT RANDOM! :+))) WHY BEFORE 5:00?



CARTOON> guys you will be here for a long time
laugh but I'll tell you I marked the files
and forgot to download them! :-))))))

I hope I don’t forget now :-)

 really cool?!my poor disk drive, how it strains and the modem how it puffs up
We need to give them a rest for now!



SISTER: WELL AND IT'S WONDERFUL! :+))))))

SISTER>GPV: YOU PROBABLY KNOW CHEMISTRY SO WELL THAT YOU ITSELF
YOU KNOW KRENDELEEV'S DI TABLE BY MEAR. :+)



SHOULD WE WAIT UNTIL 5:00?
YES!!!!!!



CARTOON> give it until 6:00?!

and I went to bed and finally I didn’t hang out and walked in like a white man
man



GPV>A UNTIL 5:00 T.K.  I WANT TO SLEEP ALREADY!  AND LIKE RAVEN TOO
FALLS AWAY, and Multik falls off...

until 5:00
!!!!!!!!



SISTER> I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN SLEEPING FOR A LONG TIME, AND I ALWAYS WANT TO SLEEP.

SISTER>GPV: ADVICE. IF YOU EVER BECOME A GREAT CHEMIST
AND YOU WILL OPEN A NEW CHEMICAL. ELEMENT, CALL IT "GPV'TION [GEPEVETSYY]
OR "GPV'YY" [GEPEVIY].:+))))



IT WAS GPV.



SISTER>WHAT'S THE POINT?

SISTER>GPV: MAYBE YOU WOULD WANT TO GET UP TO 128 FILES?
RIGHT NOW THERE ARE ALREADY 92 FILES WITH ALL ALL FRAMES AND NEWSPAPERS. :+)



GPV>I'M GOING TO SLEEP! BYE!



SISTER: HURRAY! VICTORY! I'LL FINALLY GET SLEEP! :+) TIME: 5:00