Anecdotes - This section will be in every issue of TIME.

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This section will be in every issue of TIME, it publishes
10 best jokes. (Send your jokes to this section).

                              I

 There was a knock on Stirlitz's door. He opened it and saw a little boy on the threshold.
I'm buying a little dog.
-What do you want, fool? - Stirlitz asked affectionately.
-You're a fool. I'm from the Center!

                             II

 Stirlitz burst into the night bar shouting:
- I'll chop you, bitches!
The bitches chipped in a ruble, and Stirlitz left.

                             III

 Lieutenant Rzhevsky wanted to meet a lady. A friend of his
advises:
- Tell her something spicy, then something slippery, then something vulgar.
The lieutenant approached the lady and blurted out:
- Awl-soap-x..!

                            IV

 The teacher drew an apple on the board, it doesn’t look very similar, and right
sews:
- Children, what is this?
Vovochka joyfully:
- Ass!
Everyone laughs, the teacher runs to the director in tears:
- They... there... on the board... ass...
The director bursts into the classroom, looks at the board and asks:
- Who drew the ass here?!

                            V

 During the lesson the teacher said:
- Children, enough rude words. Let's express ourselves culturally.
After a while there is a terrible roar, everyone jumps:
- What is it?!
Vovochka:
- Yes, it's a mopf...ed.
- Ugh! The mop was fucked, I thought!.. Hey, who said that rude thing?
word?

                           VI

 A man is fishing. Suddenly a horse comes out of the bushes and asks
man:
- Does it bite?
“No,” he answers.
In a minute:
A man looking at his dog:
- So this is a talking horse!!
- Don’t tell me, I’m oh...ah! - answered the dog.

                          VII

 Telegram to Kashpirovsky: “The seam is overgrown. Corpses have begun to disappear
spots."

                          VIII

 Winnie the Pooh and Piglet are walking along the road. Suddenly Winnie the Pooh stops...
he turns around and hits Piglet in the face.
- For what, Vinnie?!
- Anything can be expected from you pigs!

                         IX

 Two male flies are flying. One says:
- Learn how to meet ladies.
Gallantly flies up to the fly:
- Sorry, mademoiselle. Is this shit free?

                         X

 It’s very hot. There’s a hippopotamus sitting in the water with a frog on his head.
Another one comes up and asks:
- Well, is it hot?
- Don’t even say that. And there’s a hippopotamus sucking on your ass!