Notes about beer - why beer is better than a woman.

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║ 3 ║ °∙°NOTES ABOUT BEER, OR WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN°∙° ║
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1.Beer is not jealous of other beer
2. Beer labels can be removed without a struggle
3. Beer never gives you a headache
4.Beer is never late
5. Beer stains are washed off
6. Your beer is always waiting patiently for you in the car as long as you have 
other beer
7.You can enjoy beer for a whole month
8. Beer is always wet
9. Beer does not require equality
10.Beer doesn't care when you finish.
11.You can have beer in public
12.You always know that you are the first to open this beer
13.You can share beer with friends
14.Having cold beer means you have good beer.
15.You can have more than one beer in a night without guilt.      
conscience
16.After you have beer, a bottle still costs 300 rubles.
17.Beer never makes you faint if you smell like someone else,
when you come home
18.Beer always goes down easily
19.You should not feed or drink beer
20. Beer caps don't bite