Top-10 - Ten of the most frostbitten origins.

Tales from Crypt #01
 And now the top ten most frosted origins:
 
 
1. Treat me - I love WIUDOWS!!!
 (Rape me - I love doggy style!)
2. Deflowering is anonymous. tel.2375390
 (they called and were interested :) - a girl answered the phone) 
3. A glitch is not a sparrow, if it flies out, kill it!
 (Radio V.A. - fuck you everyday! Off topic but in rhyme.) 
4. Russian Elephant from the Best Friend of Finish Elephant...Understand?
 (Oh! I, I! the panzer hose from the best from all hoses!)
5. Wash your hands before... and behind!  
 (If you wash with soap, then tea without sugar) 
b. Freedom for virtual minorities!
 (Earth to earthlings, crosses to peasants!) 
7. Stupid orient...
 (Christopher came to us ;={} )
8. The thinner the ice, the more everyone wants to make sure it can withstand it.
   is he...
 (The bigger the virgin, the bigger the virginity)
9. Fell into the river - you are no longer a fisherman, you are a swimmer.
 (Fell in Gavno - you're a sewer man...)  
10. I didn’t come up with it................
 (Not invented.......)

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