Humor - stories told by technical support staff.

STORIES TOLD BY TECHNICAL SUPPORT STAFF

1. Compaq Corporation is considering replacing the standard
   message "Press any Key" on
   "Press Return Key" due to the large
   number of messages asking about the location of the "Any" key.

2. AST Corporation Technical Support has received a complaint.
   from a user that it is difficult for her to operate the mouse
   when wearing a dust cover. Case
   turned out to be the plastic packaging in which the mouse was sold.

3. Another client of AST technical support was
   it was proposed to send several copies of its defective 
   floppy disks A few days later a package arrived from her with their xero-
   copies.

4. Another Compaq technical support employee is semi-
   received a complaint from a certain man that his system did not count
   transfers from floppy disks previously recorded files created using
   using a word processor. After the search
   possible electromagnetic fields and heating were unsuccessful 
   success, we managed to find out what the client was sticking on the disks
   labels and then fed them into the typewriter to
   print the necessary symbols.

5. The Dell service representative asked the customer to insert a floppy disk into
   which he complained about, into the drive and close the latch. Client
   asked him to wait a little, after whichin the tube
   his steps were clearly heard across the room and the sound
   slamming door.

6. Another Dell customer complained that he couldn't
   I manage to send a fax from my machine. After 40 minutes
   explanation, it turned out that he was trying to do this by pressing
   "send" button and placing the sheet on the screen.

7. Another Dell customer complained that his 
   keyboard He left it to soak in soapy water for a day,
   and then removed all the keycaps and washed them separately.

			Material taken from "Computer Environment"
				   	     Dial Sir DENIS
 People, what a blessing that our beloved Speccy doesn’t have these
idiots, maybe you know someone like that? A? If you know, write to
SPITE, let all Sinclairists know about this.