STORIES TOLD BY TECHNICAL SUPPORT STAFF 1. Compaq Corporation is considering replacing the standard message "Press any Key" on "Press Return Key" due to the large number of messages asking about the location of the "Any" key. 2. AST Corporation Technical Support has received a complaint. from a user that it is difficult for her to operate the mouse when wearing a dust cover. Case turned out to be the plastic packaging in which the mouse was sold. 3. Another client of AST technical support was it was proposed to send several copies of its defective floppy disks A few days later a package arrived from her with their xero- copies. 4. Another Compaq technical support employee is semi- received a complaint from a certain man that his system did not count transfers from floppy disks previously recorded files created using using a word processor. After the search possible electromagnetic fields and heating were unsuccessful success, we managed to find out what the client was sticking on the disks labels and then fed them into the typewriter to print the necessary symbols. 5. The Dell service representative asked the customer to insert a floppy disk into which he complained about, into the drive and close the latch. Client asked him to wait a little, after whichin the tube his steps were clearly heard across the room and the sound slamming door. 6. Another Dell customer complained that he couldn't I manage to send a fax from my machine. After 40 minutes explanation, it turned out that he was trying to do this by pressing "send" button and placing the sheet on the screen. 7. Another Dell customer complained that his keyboard He left it to soak in soapy water for a day, and then removed all the keycaps and washed them separately. Material taken from "Computer Environment" Dial Sir DENIS People, what a blessing that our beloved Speccy doesn’t have these idiots, maybe you know someone like that? A? If you know, write to SPITE, let all Sinclairists know about this.
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