For the second issue in a row, we have warmed up
We buy non-existent mail. You can’t live like that.
Zya! If you agree, write to us. We always-
Yes, we are glad to see your letters. Address:
14Z000 Moscow region. Odintsovo
Parkovaya street 1-7З
Fryazinov Oleg (O&F(
Our phones:
(095) 599-15-02 (Oleg)
(095) 596-27-З8 (Alexander)
As they say, we are waiting, sir.
Well, enough sentimentality, it’s time to
the world to collect one bit at a time.
Often there are arrangements between programmers
all sorts of skirmishes break out over all sorts of trivial matters.
Kam. Either I put RSTO in the wrong place, then instead
LET A=0 write LET 0=A. And after this go-
they say that the other one has the wrong hands
places are growing. We became interested in this
question and soon found a small test,
allowing you to determine whether it is from the right place
your hands are growing. Will you pass it?
Test.
"Do you know your hands?"
1. You hammer a nail into a wall. As a result,
tate:
a) You hit a nail (1)
b) You end up in intensive care (3)
c) You end up with a neighbor, and then in real life
NIMATION (5)
2. You pemohtupyete TV. As a result-
those:
a) Shows the channel for all programs
ORT (1)
b) Plugs burn out (3)
c) Everything burns out except the plugs (5)
Z. You pemohtupyete refrigerator. As a result,
tate:
a) In the kitchen -20C (1)
b) In Tashkent -40С (W)
c) Refrigeratorturns into an oven
which someone is currently climbing
grandmother (5)
4. You pemohtupyete watches. As a result:
a) The clock works like a sundial (1)
b) The clock works like an hourglass (3)
c) A cuckoo emerges from the clock and throws -
gives you all 16 stones (5)
5. You change the gasket in the water supply
tap. As a result:
a) Floods the neighbor below (1)
b) Floods the neighbor from above (3)
c) Cousteau’s team emerges in the bathtub and
changes your pads (5)
Let's count the points.
And without counting points it is clear that your hands
a) Grow from there
b) They do not grow from there
c) Are you sure that these are yours at all?
hands?!
For many years now, many people have been
was given and asks the question "Is there
some really necessary example
feedback to the RND team? We will be happy to inform you,
that recently the Research Institute of Linguistics of Peoples
Far North used this command
to create...proverbs and sayings.
You see, they don’t have enough of their own! We will bring
dem part of them.
Don't spit in the well - if it flies out, you won't catch it.
Don't put off until the day after tomorrow what
you can drink today.
A bald man is no friend to a hungry man.
A well-fed horseman is not on foot.
Without fish there is a nightingale in the pan.
A woman with a cart - an hour of fun.
The woman with the cart is a mare in the know.
He did the job - a woman from a cart.
The word is not a sparrow: if they catch you, you will fly out...
The further into the forest, the thicker the partisans...
The further into the forest, thecloser cutout.
The further you go into the forest, the more unnecessary you are.
If you chase two hares, you won't get them out
and fish from the pond.
One head is good, but two boots are a match.
For free, the beast runs.
For a big ship, a big shipwreck
There is no tractor alone in the field.
Whatever fell from the cart is out of sight.
On bezbabiy and fish cancer!!!
One head, okay, if it flies out, you won’t catch it.
The further into the forest, the more useful it will be.
No matter how much is in the well, you don’t spit, but it’s still in
the forest is pulling.
Don't open your mouth on someone else's bed.
Shiloh is not a sparrow; she will not run away into the forest.
You'll be chasing two hares - from both
you'll get it in the face.
A woman with a cart - an earthquake of 5 points.
If the thunder doesn't strike, the pig won't eat it.
Horseradish is not kerogas for radishes.
Whoever you hang out with is the one you'll get along with
During the day - with fire, in the evening we will light it up....
One head of a well-fed man does not spit in the well.
Without fish, you can make a molehill out of a molehill.
You can't pull a fish out of a pond without difficulty,
and without a pond you can’t pull it out and it’s difficult...
The dog smells the meat on whose meat it sat...
A glitch is not a sparrow - if it flies out, kill it.
Work is not a saiga, it won’t run behind the dune...
Work is not a wolf, no matter how much you feed, everything is in
the forest is watching.
Work is not a wolf, but a product of force by
distance.
Finished by - walk safely.
Finished boldly - walk by?
Finished - feel free to walk by?
If you pass by, go ahead.
If you don't know the ford, you won't be able to pull the fish out.
pond.
Whatever the child enjoys, as long asnot hanging-
moose
He who gets up early will die early.
Time for business, money for fun.
If you are quieter, you will move further.
Everything unnecessary is for children!
Someone born with cancer will not become a fish.
The word is not a sparrow, but a sequence
alphabet characters.
It's no secret that even in our time some
paradise, even if only a small part of Sinclair-
stov uses a cassette. It’s for them
next text.
AUTO TRAINING FORMULAS FOR USERS
ZX-spectrum WITH TAPE RECORDER.
I'm completely calm...
I enjoy the download...
Arms...legs...torso relax...
The head relaxes...The head completely
relaxed...
After downloading this feeling will go away...
I'm loading with the program...
My legs...arms...torso are loading...
After downloading this feeling will go away...
Loading makes me happy...
I like working with cassette...
Long loading time contributes to regular
autogenic training...
Autogenic training has beneficial effects
affects my nervous system...
I'm completely calm...
Nothing distracts me...
After downloading this feeling will go away...
Don't be distracted by thoughts about studying...
Thoughts about studying do not distract...
Studying does not distract thoughts about it...
Screw this study...
I am immersed in a state of complete peace...
The feeling of loading gradually passes...
The feeling of work is growing more and more...
Like a light breezeforehead area...
This is a slight draft from the open fort
glasses...
A shiver runs through my body...
My fingers are ready to try at any second
press the keyboard to start the game
ASAP...
I'm like a compressed spring...
Attention... Start!!!
And finally...
DID YOU KNOW THAT...
...installation of a personal computer
does not yet imply the allocation of personal
nal programmer.
...using the drive as
dining table is irrational due to
irritating vibration of the device.
...simultaneous pressing of five or six keys
vish on the keyboard sometimes gives more
an unexpected result than pressing one -
two.
...microcom power consumption
between a computer and a color TV
is insignificant, but the benefit from the last
him during the broadcast of sports
programs are immeasurably higher.
...a computer placed in a corner, far away
does not always feel punished.
...it is forbidden to use aspirin,
raspberry jam and mustard plasters for
reducing the temperature of an overheated com-
Pewter.
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