There are a lot of people since the beginning of the year
since 1994 he says that SPECTRUM is no longer
dweller in this world (although we ourselves see
that this is absolutely not true). And what will happen
in twenty years? To this question
the person will try to answer by introducing -
make peace for yourself in twenty years as a world
with the full and final authority of IBM.
To what extent will his performance be
true (and whether it turns out to be true at all), will show
time, but for now it’s just a fantasy...
Ten bytes that shocked the world.
Chronicle of events
In October 2017, amid chaos and
anarchy that swept the country, the leadership
Dstvo VKP(P)-All-Russian Computer
Party (Programmers) - decided on
seizure of power. The coup was carried out
quickly and almost without bloodshed.In advance
viruses sent blocked work
General Staff, post offices, banks and telegraphs, and
squads of revolutionary players, trained
bathrooms at secret bases at the game in the 5th
DOOM, occupied government buildings.
The first decrees of the new government were proclaimed
shawls:"Every programmer has the right to
free computer, free beer
and free sleep" and "All Software Must
We're Free."Chairman of the Supreme Hacker
Council made an appeal to the population
nia, inwhich featured a historic
phrase: "Now you no longer need to be afraid
man with a hard drive!"
The very next day, the streets were lined with
There were lines for free beer.
Rare non-drinking programmers immediately
launched large-scale speculation, in addition
individuals tried to break through to the beer,
whose programmer background was
obviously doubtful. The first ones arose
riots.
Meanwhile, the High Hacker Council
issued a decree imposing taxes on
the use of a computer and software is not for everyone
programmers, which led to the formation
User's League, sharply opposed to the new
regime. Under these conditions, the CPSU(P) is forced
was hastily forming armed
detachments to defend the revolution. They consisted
from a variety of people and therefore received
name of the Different Guard.
At the same time, the issue of symbolism was being resolved
and visual propaganda. On Mate Square
Rina Plata (formerly Red) was air-
Wiener equestrian monument and background
Neitman. The flag was chosen
white-blue-black, which symbolized
Windows, Norton Commander and MS-DOS. On
the coat of arms depicted, of course, a computer
(suggestion to put another bottle there
beer rejected by the High Hacker Council
after the personal intervention of the chairman
).
At this time, extreme
STAN ORGANIZATION "Evenhundred",
consisting mainly of users
modems, which immediately carried out pogroms
ATS workers. Supreme Hacker Council
did not intervene until the pogroms reached
peak, after which a decree was issued on
FREE SHIPPING OF DIGITAL INFORMATION
over telephone lines, which caused a stormy
delight of even hundreds. However, it is by no means
all political forces could be persuaded
thread to your side. Gaining strength
The User League staged a
Disk (formerly Manezhnaya) powerful demonstration
under the defiant slogan “User is also a prog-
rammist!", supported by programmers from
applied factions. THE DEMONSTRATION WAS
dispersed by the guards, and the leaders
User League took refuge in the representative
at Apple, where they asked for police
tic asylum. After this, the representative
applied workers were withdrawn from
leadership of the CPSU(P), and the new government
was formed only from members of the faction
tions of system specialists, which subsequently led
to rename the party to the CPPS (Compu-
thorny Party of System Programmers)
In order to consolidate the victory over the renegade
tami High Hacker Council passed a law
law on the widespread introduction of sixteen-
tyric number system. Yuzerskaya
The League and applied workers tried to raise
rebellion suppressed by the shock forces of the virus
mutant owls. Supreme Hacker Council
announcedthe beginning of hacker terror.In
Rallies were held at computing centers
under the slogan "Death to the Lamers!", and on
On the streets the mixed guard patrols stopped
poured in passers-by and asked them,
what is 7+5. Those who answered “12” immediately
taken to Kesh (formerly Lubyanka), because the right
The correct answer is 0C.
Left-wing avirs (virus authors) tried
lynch Lozinsky, but they were determined
stopped by right-wing Avirs. But, despite
no matter what, the provocations did not stop.
There were denunciations that in the Tower
(formerly BD) new government in full
He plays DOOM 5 all day long. But the commission
This Check has established that this is brazen
lie - the government played 12th
Beholder.
One of the leaders of the User League, harboring
who was in the Apple building, made a joke about
that the free software promised to every programmer
a paid computer is a computer without
plat. In response to this, the chairman of the Supreme
Hacker Council demanded to ban
Russian language, as not amenable to syntactic
logical analysis and correct translation
Tsii, but this bold decision was blocked-
roved by that part of the MCF that did not know
English
Meanwhile, in the CPSU(P) itself,
new split. Faction of radical systems -
workers whose positions have become significantly stronger
after the rebellion of the applied workers, the start of the campaign
nyu for banning Windows and uninstalling
whitestripes from the flag.
But the split did not have time to deepen, because
At this time, the country ran out of beer.
At the same time another thing happened
disaster: tax-pressured users
began to throw away computers and count on
accounts. The cache was full. The mode turned out to be
on the verge of collapse. Supreme Hacker Council
sat all night, after which he expelled
countries of Apple representatives and
proclaimed NEP - New Ergonomic
Programming. What is it, no one
I knew, but it sounded nice.
At this time, a famous foreign writer
virus maker visited Moscow (still not
renamed) and, being impressed,
Excited by everything I saw, I wrote a new one
virus. Thanks to a wide range of commands
new Decium processor, he fit it
in just 10 bytes. The virus has excited the world
the public, because now self-propelled
emergence of viruses as a result of
tea failures have become impossible
simply improbable. Ideologists of the CPSU(P)
saw a broad perspective in this:
the time will come when programs will
write themselves, and programmers will
just play DOOM and Beholder, drink
beer and sleep.
A congress was held in the Minitower (formerly the Kremlin)
programmer youth, where
Chairman of the Supreme Hacker Council
uttered the historical phrase: "The current
the generation of programmers will live!"
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