Prologue - Instead of an epigraph...

                                          
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    (c) Werewolves and All FrizeNet :).   
                                          
-: No disk, Aha!                          
>> Gotcha?                              
                                          
-: There are blacks there :).                          
>> What are they doing there?                  
                                          
-: At night, coal is stolen :).                
>> Well, they should not open their mouths and eyes
close it or you'll notice it!               
                                          
 Instead of an epigraph...
                                          
What do you think you can do at 5
morning? Nooooo, no more masturbation :). At five o'clock -
Now you can collect the fifth issue of Sorrow News!
 I want to please all the skeptics (Hi Sturm)
and upset fans of this newspaper that
my experiment is finished. I came to the conclusion
duh, that even a fully functioning Intra-
active bbs cannot stimulate interest in
our network to Speccy.Therefore you see
latest issue of Sorrow News and from May 25th (from to
week) Sorrow_bbs is closed forever-
yes... Why did I decide this?                
                                          
>> Are you going to make Sorrow_News #5?   
                                          
-: In principle, yes, but probably the last and
I'll close bbs too.                          
>> Tired of it?                              
                                          
-: Our people, in the majority, are stupid as
broom :)).                                
>> Doesn't want to communicate?                     
                                          
-: This is just enough. But they are topics
they can't find it. Or if they start driving,
it sucks so much that at times I (unintentionally)
com :)) I just press SS + Enter.        
>> Thanks :)                             
                                          
-: Looks like I didn’t chop you off :)             
>> Well, I guess it was really “not-
by the way" :)). Well, soon you'll turn around
natki :)) ?                               
                                          
-: Don't worry, it's coming soon!                   
>> I'm the opposite! But I think this is not permanent
family When the urge comes and sits again
you sniff, or, at the very least, a newspaper
which one will you write :)))).                     
                                          
-: Yes, I’m tired of everything... Now, somehow it’s not right
it became interesting. Previously, people seemed to
There were fewer, but what a difference! And now some...   
                                          
 And now it’s some kind of crap! Remember, old
revived. How cool it was to throw postal
files. Sometimes it was impossible to get through to bbs,
so many people called, wanting to communicate. A
unforgettable Abigor, with an eternally drunk Sysop
Lam? The connections were crappy, but it was...
 Hmm, you can’t bring this back, but it’s a pity.       
                                          
>> Phew... I'm in a rush again...         
                                          
-: Gee...                                  
>> What time are you up today?              
                                          
-: Until you get tired of it.                       
>> Sorrow_News #5 is out?                 
                                          
-: No, but the Last number and Off will be released.       
>> Why ???????!!!!! :((((-: And I’m tired of all sorts of idiots, letters of delirium -
you send and criticize.                   
                                          
 Well, that's me, continuing the topic :). In general
don’t worry, there are a lot of new ones on the Internet
vyzverov, full of enthusiasm. And probably
a new newspaper will also appear :)))).         
                                          
>> So: he has texts for gas
you and he suggested that I release it. Although
neither he nor I know the basic things
on how to make a shell. Don't you want to get together?
new project???                            
                                          
-: NO! I'm already sick of everyone with these COMMON-
TINY projects. Who is all this for now?
The network is frozen!                         
>> Not necessarily!!! For example, offline -
ok!                               
                                          
-: Heh, so what, are you going to sell? 
>> What are you doing???                             
                                          
-: How can you distribute it outside the network?
will you?! Who needs it?                
>> Yes, that’s right, but if necessary, it’s
can be done for free offline: give pr-
to software vendors and our instructions!                
-: :))))))))))))))))))) Heh! and disks too
free! :)                            
>> No, one disk, the rest is free
space on the buyer's disk.              
                                          
-: :))))) Well, well, I wish you success!           
>> I tried to prove this to you, that if
If we have to, we’ll do it, but it’s a crazy idea!     
                                          
-: Even more than...                      
>> But you can try! :)))              
                                          
-: Forward!                                
                                          
 Forward fighters! And don't stumble on the level -
in another place from human ingratitude,
and don’t crush your balls from such a zealous
enthusiasm :). A clear example of the epic everything
with the same your favorite EMS. I don't mind-
I don’t have KVA, but the hype around it is
The product makes me think...                 
                                          
-: And why was it necessary to download cat to 600?!     
>> To check the connection - EMS call signs are not
gave.                                     
                                          
-: EMS is not rulez especially 1.00 - for me
It's buggy as hell.                
>> Why, sometimesworks fine,
It’s better to say that ATS is not rulez.        
                                          
-: I don’t know, ZX-Word doesn’t work for me, but...
You can't run files with the Run command at all
when calling someone - dials the number
from the idiot! How...                       
>> Well, this is probably a pirated version :).    
                                          
-: Yeah, the Italian mafia sent it :).    
>> Or maybe fingers?                       
                                          
-: So I’m thinking, what does the fingers have to do with it? :)
>> Not to do with anything, but with someone, with you :).    
                                          
-: Probably, but EMS does not rule.             
>> Not yet, but in ten years...  
                                          
-: And thanks for that :).                   
                                          
 Nooo guys, I won't make it. People like me don't
live long. I need it more than anyone else! And that-
Who are they beating us! But I will defend myself, blah-
the doping that helps me live has not yet passed
roared: Beer and Heavy Music...         
                                          
>> Did you watch "The Crow"?-: I don’t have NTV.                    
>> And before?                             
                                          
-: They told me.                          
>> Strange, I thought this was your favorite movie
One of your pictures seems to have come from there-
drawn...                               
                                          
-: ?!!! Which ?                           
>>Where is the guy with the painted face and the long-
other hacker.                             
                                          
-: :))))) It’s me who redrew myself, with fo-
tee!                                      
>> And the face is painted in the photo?         
                                          
-: Why did they photograph me then?
yours?! This is my war paint on the co-
concert.                                   
>> So it’s very similar to the coloring book of the dude from
movie!                                  
                                          
-: This is the standard. I'm still not halfway through
learned to draw two bloody streams on
corners of the mouth. It's hard on Spec.          
>> The dude in the movie didn't have anything coming out of his mouth-
lo :).-: It doesn't flow :) Just an imitation of red
paint.                                  
>> I understood that :).                        
                                          
-: By the way, there is another screenshot with a dude
in a mask (iron).                       
>> I saw it. Also causes some associations
tions, but only with a book. You probably didn't
read.                                    
                                          
-: This is ripped from one of the first cassettes
Metallics.                                
>> And in the book there was a dude (not a person) who had
who had thorns everywhere... So he is very
go :).                                   
                                          
-: No, there was a man there. In a mask and seemingly with
shoulder pads, also made of iron. And something else
held in his hand (maybe even a sword). By the way
This is not a picture, but a photo.             
>> Maybe an ax?                          
                                          
-: I don’t remember. But it doesn't seem to be an axe.           
>> Well, in general, piercing and cutting weapons :).   
                                          
-: Yeah, a microphone stand :). I once crashed-
hit the dude in the teeth with it. Probably now but-
sit dentures :)).                 
>>What, just like that, in the course of life, for health
where do you live? :)                          
                                          
-: No, this asshole was tearing her out of me.
hands At first I just punched him in the face
fist and hit him exactly in the teeth, tore off the skin
zhu (to myself :)). Well, it hurts, damn it! So I'm not
endured...                                
>> You should have kicked :))), or even better, slapped
rank :)).                                 
                                          
-: So I slapped him in the face... Resiliently... :) A
She's a bastard, she weighs not much, not little - 10
kilogram!                                
>> Standing - the sound is not the same :).              
                                          
-: The sound is normal :))), shout: “Up!” and chu-
Vak fell into the crowd... I didn’t see him again -
ate... But then I felt sorry (in the morning, when
slightly sobered up).                         
>> I feel sorry for the bird... :)                     
                                          
-: Gee...                                  
>> Well, at such concerts probably often
people are beaten. I recently saw it on TV
There the guards are walking over their heads, and even kicking them
tramples and crushes with his hands :).       
                                          
-: I don’t know how it is on TV, but we have no one
doesn't just beat you up. If someone has an abscess -
it seems - then you are welcome, to our naughty
ashu :)).>> So they don’t beat people there for the sake of
beat up, it’s just that there are a lot of people there who are specialists
flax, probably got a kick in the head
dive into the crowd. There are those for whom this is
it's a thrill, people like that go to demonstrations in over-
Every time you get a baton on your ass :))).   
                                          
-: That’s how they get theirs!!! Every CREATURE
(precisely CREATURES) - according to the hara!                 
>> Well, then, everyone is happy!                
                                          
-: Yeah, the wolves are safe and the sheep are intact :).   
                                          
 This is actually debatable, while wolves (and especially
Since the Werewolves are safe, the sheep have a hard time
preserve integrity. We're too stubborn
in this matter...                            
                                          
-: Geum... So life is in full swing :).       
>> Yeah, with a wrench :).                       
                                          
-: It must be nice...                
>> I don’t know, but judging by the server breakdowns -
not really.                                 
                                          
-: And this is Hamer on the warpath :)    
>> Does he have a wrench?           
                                          
-: Hamer has everything! Even a nut!>> Nut with a capital N? Then, then we can-
You can open bbs sex.                
                                          
-: Can! But why, if there is a normal one?
>> Well, you covered it up, but why then Herotics?
                                          
-: And this is Sturm having fun...             
>> Wow, Herotiki - already 27 issues
they fly around the network.                           
                                          
-: Does anyone read them?               
>> I don’t know, I haven’t tried it :).                
                                          
-: People probably read it, but why?   
>> Well, problems of adolescence,
lack of skills, bad figure, etc.  
                                          
-: Figure of what?! :)))                    
>> What you were thinking about :)).            
                                          
-: Yeah... I see. Well, to each his own... 
                                          
 Exactly, to each his own. Someone didn't look
No matter what, he burns like a torch, he lives like this,
as he likes, says what he thinks,
does what he wants... But he dies young-
um... And someone is smoldering like a candle, sitting
quietly in front of the monitor and jerking off... Probably
it's hisare you satisfied? Otherwise he would have butchered-
with all his twists and would become
live AS A PERSON, not like a piece of crap.  
 I got off topic... Although, I would have
(about six years ago) I couldn’t even think about
about what I have now and who I am in general...  
                                          
>> Well, anyway, at 14 I was no less
170 cm.                                   
                                          
-: What about now?                                 
>> Company secret (freezing and canning)
nie) :).                                  
                                          
-: Gee... But I’m 189!                   
>> Uuuuuuu!!! Bastard, all of you basketball players
Comrade needs to shoot.                        
                                          
-: Why shoot us?               
>> Yes, for the extra 9 centimeters.            
                                          
-: And they are not superfluous at all :).             
>> And what does it help with?                     
                                          
-: Girls always prefer longer and
there, and there :).                            
>> Hmm... I didn’t think about it, I’ll go on tour tomorrow-
ik.-: You are on the right path, comrades. But for me
not on the horizontal bar, but on some kind of barbells, absolutely
I stopped pumping myself...                 
>> Well, then.. You come to the girl, and start-
eat it and pump it up.                            
                                          
-: Yeah, my lower back is already pumped up :).
There's just no need there :).              
>> Change your position.                            
                                          
-: Gum... So it’s all the same, the movements are the same
the same :)                                  
>> Okay, I'm not perverting you with special techniques
tell. Maybe it's actually better
barbell or anabolic steroids...                 
                                          
-: But we don’t need this shit!          
>> But what a bust he will be!               
                                          
-: Thank you, I’m better off on protein, yeah
At least it's safe.                           
>> How to say, depending on how much, where and with what
enter.                                  
                                          
-: It’s funny, but what is it injected with? :) Not really
with a syringe?!                             
>> So the enema is better!!!                    
                                          
-: I think it’s a glass of milk. It's probably strange, but I always prefer
I lied that the protein was mixed with milk... 
 Well, if someone uses it for this...
wow, an enema... I wonder what
Is this where muscles will grow?! :))).      
                                          
-: Well, I guessed so. So, Welcome :).  
>> And with whom do I have the honor...?                
                                          
-: Guess it three times :).               
>> Um, well, judging by the quality of communication, with Ham-
er.                                    
                                          
-: Error...                            
>> Okay, second try. Judging by your
accent... Lama?                         
                                          
-: Nope... Try it in handwriting :).       
>> Ahhh! Freeman?!                      
                                          
-: It’s a mistake, when he gets drunk without anything at all
underlining :).                              
>> Well, it doesn’t happen to anyone.                    
                                          
-: With me :).                            
>> I understood that this was a joke.          
                                          
-: The jokes are over, the harsh reality has begun
flattery...                                
                                          
 Yeah, Freeman called me:        
                                          
>> Tomorrow at Zhdany at 11:00, Ok?         
                                          
-: Do you need Nafik, let’s ask together?          
>> Drink beer...                           
                                          
-: Are you putting it down?                         
>> For what?                               
                                          
-: Yeah, you were hoping that I would put it down :)   
>> I have a big purchase tomorrow...
Cost: 3'25 floppy drive. Let's drink away the change!
                                          
 Let's drink the change, that means twenty thousand for
five :)... The next day:          
                                          
-: I didn’t understand anything :).                    
>> The keyboard doesn't listen to your hands...              
                                          
-: Today the weather conditions are not the same.        
>> That's for sure, he was wildly wet.                
                                          
-: It causes interference on the line!>> And on the head too. I want to kill everyone.
                                          
-: Hmm... And why would that be?                
>> The weather is bullshit, Specter is drunk, Freeman
- drunk, Tankard - went to Masyukovshchina Mal-
look for something new. Layer is completely offline... 
                                          
 Something tells me that Freeman dis-
I didn’t buy a driver for myself :). And Tankard is like everyone else -
where he goes to the field to spend the night...   
 Damn, 05:57. And I'm already so hungry. Eh
I wish I could now... Russian dumplings and Belarus-
shh egg...                                
                                          
-: Gee...                                  
>> Hello, I would like to order pizza.   
                                          
-: Sorry, but this is the office "By horns and co-
torture" (let's torture :)).                       
>> I am a foreign tourist, passing through here.            
                                          
-: Well, how do you like our proud capital?     
>> Oh! I-I! Good Kinder, Schmeiser Hitler Ka-
put rulez!                                
                                          
-: Yes is fantastic, I-I!                 
>> Nicht firstein.                         
                                          
-: Monsieur,gibimen, bitte... Am I someone's?    
>> Wakomuri-san, Anjinsan?               
                                          
-: I am a pleho understand in Russian.       
>> And in Turkish?                         
                                          
-: Oh! I already had breakfast today, thank you
bo :).                                    
>> You're welcome, in our dining room you're all-
where they will feed you with first-class bran.     
                                          
-: Oh! Rashyn bran?! I-I!!! Das is believe
gud!!! Hotel Komarovka - believe good!!!    
>> Komarovka?! Nicht! Shidanovichi - from soup
gud!!!                                   
                                          
-: Ooh! Shidanovichi?! Das is you, ugh, you
is daas ?                                 
>> Mo basta muveli Italiane - Tino Vlati,
Tino Vlati!!!                            
                                          
-: Nicht firstein, but hitler kaput forever!
>> Hitler is sux, but he will be offended.          
                                          
-: Sux - must die.                        
>> C + - /2                              
                                          
-: Ay dont know...                        
>>Half siplyuska for asthmatics.    
                                          
-: Gee! Why do I need it?                  
>> So, maybe it will come in handy on the road.        
                                          
-: To whom?                                 
>> Road.                                
                                          
-: A-ah!!! It's like the brakes during the sra-
fought! I-I! Das is veri gud! (Or maybe
fantastic) :)).                           
>> Faith is buzzing.                            
                                          
-: Yes, and Sveta too.                       
>> And Nasta.                               
                                          
 Yes, they are all good... But for me, beer is the best...
She!                                       
                                          
-: Gee... Women, or women, or girls - that's all
This is rulez in one bottle.                
>> No, a bottle.                           
                                          
-: What ?                                 
>> Have you read Goethe's 0.7?                  
                                          
-: Ah-ah-ah! Got it. Yes, I read it. Oh, they're there with
Mephistopheles was fermented!!!                   
>> As best they could.                             
                                          
-: ANDeven when they couldn’t anymore :).          
>> And when then when never?          
                                          
-: But when there’s no one, then there’s no one-
when :).                                  
>> Hmm, a poem.                            
                                          
-: Worse - gum... Word weaving.           
>> Tell me - poet, is it a singer or a poet?
                                          
-: Geum... This is "puit!" (medicine or something?)
>> Hmm, clearly, that means going to the pharmacy often
Let's go.                                  
                                          
-: No, but the name is some kind of medical
oh, change a couple of letters and you have a storm
pocket :).                               
>> Bromgeksin - rulezz.                   
                                          
-: Yes, that too.                        
                                          
 Did they add purgen to you? So you're crying for
business :). How easy it turns out to write
poems especially like this:                    
                                          
-: My ear fell off, my nose is like a cypress. This is not
devastation, it's syphilis...                   
>> What is this?                      
                                          
-: My poem for children from 3 to5 :).     
>> Then he's in the wrong place, give it to Jack!      
                                          
-: Tell him yourself.                       
>> Throw the log into the network, it will find it! :)        
                                          
 I'm throwing it! Hey Jack, I don't know who you are
(actually, a jack is such a thing that-
they plug it into the connector...), but apparently the TV
oh friend wishes you long life. :)  
 This is from the series: A man was diagnosed with AIDS. And about
wrote mud baths. "Why do I need them?" -
the man asks. "To get used to the land -
li" :))).                                 
                                          
>> In general, the boy died and ended up in purgatory,
he is asked:                           
 - What Hell do you want to go to? Regular or student
Chinese?                                 
 The boy thought about it and decided to go with the usual one first.
During the day he drinks, walks, and fucks women. Ve-
then the devil comes and hammers a nail into him
in the ass...                              
                                          
-: Damn :).                     
                                          
>> Hell, after all. Well then... So for about a month
continued. Then the boy got tired of popping
grew up as a student. The day is spent walking, drinking and
fucks.. Two... Month... At the end of the third-
the devil comes with a boxnails and announcements
says:                                    
 - Session :)))                            
                                          
-: :)))))))))) Cool!                      
>> I liked it too. Just about our
student life :).                    
                                          
-: It’s good that I’m not a student (my ass is intact
it will be :))                                 
>> Well, it’s a matter of choice...               
                                          
-: And I usually have no luck in elections :).    
>> Which ones :)?                           
                                          
-: To the PRESIDENT :).                      
>> Who did you vote for?                    
                                          
-: For no one, I was drinking then :).          
>> Well, in a drunken stupor, what kind of elections?! 
                                          
-: Yeah, everyone was drinking, so they were drinking... :) 
                                          
 We're not all drunk yet! The country is big
There are even more assholes, and even more students :)...  
 No, I have nothing against this glorious brethren
I don’t, I’m from there :).                   
                                          
>> But at the university, the teachers acted out on usare. Today I was watching TV, so there’s a per-
they said that someone was strangled somewhere
professors...                             
                                          
-: Everyone goes through this :). I'm in St.
oh time in Khabz, so as not to study - gvo-
drove it into the lock here. And the lock in the iron door
was. Some kind of foreign one. Fucking cloud of women-
ok it was worth it. And I drove a hundred bricks there...
(there were notes, etc., for the entire group).
So the master tried to get it for two days
(the blond one is hilarious). And then he spat and
silt this castle. We dragged ourselves for two days! 
                                          
 Yes, those were glorious days... There was no money,
but it was fun, not like now... Bourgeois
damn...                              
                                          
>> Look, marvel :)).                      
                                          
-: ...dov... :).                          
>> What is "dov"?                      
                                          
-: Instead of divas :).                         
>> Ah, well, that’s not entirely friendly. 
                                          
-: Perhaps, well, I’m not being mean :).         
>> Do you want them to laugh?                        
                                          
-: Yeah.>> Catch the picture.                          
                                          
-: Ahh! Buy EMS and live in peace? :) Vi- 
business...                                    
>> We must answer: “Distribute EMS to the living and
you look like a cool dude" :).                  
                                          
 CAN'T WAIT! Whoever stood up first is...
go and slippers. And finally, I’m already tired here with you
breed insanity. None of them anyway
will not understand this, just as they did not understand anything from
threw out of stupidity by Hamer Oblivi_1&2.
Hamer said it well: "The trouble is that
We're all used to Snap Elks...      
                                          
>> And the music you have hanging is yours?      
                                          
-: Nu-nu... :) I don’t play music anymore
I’m writing, people have had enough of psychedelics :).     
>> Why, someone was indignant?              
                                          
-: No, it’s just that everyone should study
my own business. Writing music on Speck is not mine
element.                                   
>> And I’m not musically literate anyway :))   
                                          
-: No, I play bass... Actually, it’s already three
I haven't held a sewing machine in my hands for a month... Gr-
all this verbally...>> And I just need to play the tambourine.          
                                          
-: Yeah, you can still get on your nerves :).           
>> This is what I mean: just like I’ll give you a tambourine :)).
                                          
-: Same thing.                             
>> And you can’t play with nerves for a long time - nervous-
These cells are not restored...         
                                          
-: So don’t play on your own.              
>> So I'm talking about strangers :).                    
                                          
-: Humanist :).                           
                                          
 It is on this optimistic note that I conclude
I’m ending this long Prologue... I’m glad if
at least I cheered up someone, although se-
I couldn’t do it... Not much fun in everything
this. I say to you all: Farewell. Live,
those who WANT it and keep digging
Those who CAN'T are in the shit.