Marazm - This comic is intended for children from 3 to 8 years old.

Sorrow News #03
 - Marazm -                
------------------------------------------
    This product by Werewolves (c) 1998   
                                          
 This comic is intended for children from 3
up to 8 years old. Initially, the fairy tale was written
in my excellent English. But according to me-
numerous requests, I transferred it to our
everything is understandable Russian. Read and be
happy!!!                             
                                          
 "No my Penguins!"            
             (We are not penguins!)            
                                          
 This story to be is long, my friend'ik.
Thus long ago now who memory this story,
to reject hoof. This business is to be on the
long way and cold Norway. There is very
cold, my friend, and thus, what to live
there - eggs to freeze to grin. Here and
to be all or evil, or end's. Good place...
                                          
 It's been a long time, my friend. So long ago that those
who remembered this story has long been discarded
hooves It was in a distant and cold But-
Norway It's very cold there, my friend, yes it is,
that those who lived there had their eggs frozen tocrotch. That's why everyone was there
either evil or finished. Nice place...
                                          
 Once, I was running along Kholodny, Norwegian
forest - Happy Elk (Snap Elk)...      
                                          
Snap Elk: Trala-la-la-la-la-la!!! / Tral-
la-la-la-la!!! - the happy one hummed merrily
moose                                     
                                          
 In the same Cold Norway, in the bushes
business and froze his balls Penguin-Satan-
ist (Satan Pinguin)...                    
                                          
Satan Pinguin: "Fuck! I'm Hate Snap Elk's,
I kill him!" / The Christmas trees are green! (translated note),
how I hate this lucky asshole
(trans. note), now I’ll kill him! - decided
Penguin Satanist.                         
                                          
The happy elk ran up to the bushes and rejoiced
Rust said:                         
                                          
Snap Elk: Heyaaooo!!! Wooow! What interests-
ting small Pinguin's!!! / Yoho-ho-ho-ho!!!
What an interesting little onelittle penguin!!!  
                                          
 The Satanist Penguin straightened the dumbbell chain
on the neck, rubbed all the tattoos, swastikas,
crosses and flippers on the legs. Got it from between
battle ax and aiming at the face of happiness
to the green elk, croaked:                   
                                          
Satan Pinguin: "Hey You, Snap Fucker!!! In
your time - two seconds, so that running
from me!!!" / Hey you, Happy Dolbozvon
(translated note)!!! You have two at your disposal
seconds to make your legs away from me.     
                                          
Blunt Elk: Goo?! / Gee?!    
                                          
 The Satanist Penguin said in his mind “Two” (two)
and, swinging, drove the ax into the horns of Chas-
smoldering moose.                             
                                          
Snap Elk: What are you thinking, pinguins ? I'm
Snap Elk, and nowhere not runnig. I'm very
Cool Elk! / What are you doing, little de-
beat (trans. approx.) ? I'm a happy moose and no-
where I won’t run, because I’m a cool Moose!
                                          
 The Satanist penguin, without taking it out of his horns,
pores, took out a trap from his crotch and snapped it
kicked it on the happy moose's whistle.Snap Elk: "Ubu-ubu-ubu...muuuuu" (Ubu-ubu-
ubu, mmmmmm!) - moaned the Happy Moose. 
                                          
Satan Pinguin: You shiting Elk, your life,
narrower nothing not help - you corpse ! /
You shitty moose, your fucking life is already
nothing will help - you're dead!             
                                          
 After which the Satanist penguin hit the second
with an ax (having first taken it out of his
her crotch) over the Happy Moose's balls.
                                          
Snap Elk: "MAMA!" (Mom!)                 
                                          
Satan Pinguin: "Ha-ha-ha! It's just beginning!"
I'm to carve your eggs. And your shitting
horne, i'm push in your anal ! / Ha ha ha!
This is just the beginning!!! I'll cut off your balls. A
then your fucking horns, I'll stick them in yours
ass!                                    
                                          
Snap Elk: "OOOOOOO-Not!!!" / OOOOO-No!!!
                                          
The Satanist Penguin carried out his threats and
looking at the castrated elk, he regretted:  
Satan Pinguin: You Withouteggs, your life,
Fuck! Now you won't be Snap Elk, You End's!
You are a Castratus (trans. approx.), your life has come-
ate THE END (trans. note)! Now you won't
Happy moose, you are now a Done!     
                                          
The Satanist Penguin angrily kicked Koncha in the groin
nogo Moose and walked along the Gloomy, Norwegian
continue to do more mischief to the forest...             
                                          
Withouteggs, and End's Elk (Neutered
and Finished Elk): "Muuuuu!!! / Can't be translated
subject.                                 
                                          
 Here thus story, Friend'ik. In next time,
i'm tale you, now blue-boy's fuck Snap Elk
in all holes...                            
 This is such a fairy tale, my friend. Next time
I'll tell you about how on Happy
A crowd of blue ones came across a moose...             
                                          
 All rights to this comic are reserved Auto-
Russian law and belong to Werewolves.  

Share your thoughts about the article