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For the third time I tell you Hi! A week again
It flew like plywood over Paris. Ringing
there was a lot of information, too. But
my blR9$kIi (guess what I encrypted in
this word :)) the modem ruined a couple of things quite
cool Logs and this is a VERY pity, because...
a lot of cool markets have disappeared. But even then-
that we managed to save more than enough
exactly.
First, as news, call
from Dzerzhinsk from Dr.Livsy:
-: Well, at least tell me how it is in Dzer-
Zhinsk.
>> I suffer from loneliness, there are only lamers
disappeared, the rest moved to PC...
-: Hmm, sad. So, now you are the only one...
new representative of Speccy in Dzerzhinsk?
>> I know two more gamers, but that doesn’t count
seems...
-: So you have therecomplete collapse... RIP...
>> Almost! If it weren't for the legs, it would be nothing at all.
I wouldn’t know him, but sometimes to Arseny for-
I'm running.
-: To Minsk on foot :)
>> Partly...
How do our slain brothers Belarus live?
and there seem to be a lot of us here, but it’s no use :'(.
By the way, also as news. Providing
There is no need to use the modem anymore! And
everything is so simple (like everything ingenious :))...
>> And I'm calling from a payphone...
-: Yeah, and you squeak through the modem!
>> Well yes...
-: Cool! How long have you been training? :)
>> Well, finally I went to courses...
-: Are there even such people?
>> Yeah, that’s what the advertisement says: “Welcome-
Let's take a course on picking. 100% similar
your guarantor."
-: What progress has come! And I'm here in my
I eat in the cryptI don’t read newspapers, I don’t watch TV -
- darkness!
Well, live forever, urinate forever... That is -
learn :). Let's move on. You will never blow
washed, why do they erect monuments to poets?!
No ?! Read...
-: hhh - what is this?
>> Pen sample
-: Well, that’s good, although it’s in the alphabet
there is not only the letter "Xy" :)
>> I didn’t even know :)
-: Live forever! Learn forever (Lenin)
>> Is this exactly what Lenin said?
-: Well, who else? Okay, I don’t like Len-
in - let it be... Izya Shmulenson :)
>> Wow! A classic of world literature! He's ve-
ryu! :)))
-: Well, so to him, even the folk path
does not overgrow!
>> Because it's paved! :)
-: Nope, just too many people there
comes... for a drink :)
All we have to do is drink...
What about children?! Who will think about our children?
>> Why are you doing this to him :'(
-: Why do I need two snouts?! One would feed
yea :)
>> And will you do this to your children? :)))
-: Of course! One face in the toilet, tu-
let him live... Look how good you are...
grows :)
Oh, young people... Nowadays :)
>> What's the matter?
-: As always, nothing. Why don’t I post the science now?
bastard... Heh! What a joke!!! Rock cat :)
>> Wow what a disk!!!
-: I jumped into my hand :)
>> Let's see...
-: Sexgame for 137 seconds?! There's darkness there,
one picture...
-: Maybe I haven’t played this disc yet
two years... My wife appeared :)
>> So yougot married?
-: Almost, or rather not, but everything has already been decided...
FREEDOM TO ME, FREEDOM :)
That's it. They lassoed me seriously :).
Although I'm not particularly worried about it,
Maybe I'll finally wise up :).
And then I was slightly reminded of the Motherland! Hmmm,
don't forget where I come from :)...
-: Wow! Why the orderlies?! Is it really in "Nov-
awn" will be put?!
>> Yeah.
-: Well, that's cool! There are so many good ones there
people!
>> Yeah, you’ll get to know each other at the same time!!! :)
-: So we already know each other!
>> With everyone???
-: Even with the Chief Doctor :)
>> Well, long time no see, I guess?
-: Yes, it should appear, I’m probably bored-
you were there for me :)
>> Yeah,they miss you... So you are their guest -
or something, give me a lift!
Definitely, I’ll dry some crackers and... :)
But this bazaar, my interlocutor will remember
probably for the rest of my life :). Telling
jokes for him, I didn’t even suspect that
they can be told for SO long :)...
-: Do you know a joke about a cow? wife came
from work - my husband is not there. Well, he thinks I’ll eat it! A
the refrigerator is empty... Well, he thinks, at least
I'll milk the cow. She goes into the barn, and the cow
died...
>> Black humor... :)
-: Nooo, that's not all :)))
>> To be continued in the next issue? :)
-: ...She looked, and hanged herself there-
in the stable out of grief. My husband is coming home from work!
No wife! Well, he thinks while she’s gone, I’ll get drunk-
sir! I climbed into the refrigerator - there is no vodka, I’m eating -
you too. Well, he thinks, at least I’ll milk a cow :).
He enters the barn and sees: the cow has died, the wife
hanged herself. I took the rope, and next to my wife
too...
>> And the children...
-: Whoa! The eldest son arrives. ABOUT! Ancestors
no!! I’ll invite the girls now, but first we’ll eat!
I reached into the refrigerator - it was empty! Well, at least briefly
wu milk :)... Enters the barn - the ancestors of the vi-
Well, the cow is dead... Well, damn it! Went to drown
go to the swamps...
>> The end?!
-: Can't wait :). He comes to the swamps,
by writing a suicide note in advance,
it's a mermaid...
- What's the problem? - The mermaid is torturing.
- Well, my ancestors hanged themselves, the cow died-
ah, there’s nothing to eat.
- Do you want everything to go back to how it was?
- Gee!
- Well, fuck me 10 times.
>> And that's all?
-: Yeah. Well then! :)) The guy popped her...
Yes, on the ninth time it broke... Well, what's up-
huh?! Flopped into the swamp and that's it!
>> ;))))))))) And I thought it was indeterminable
funny joke :)
-: Well then:))))))))))))))))))))))))))
The youngest son comes home.
- Hooray! There are no ancestors, no brother, we need to freeze
wife to eat.
I climbed into the freezer - it’s empty! Well, he thinks
At least I’ll milk the cow :))))) He comes to the barn -
the cow died, the ancestors are hanging and a note that
my brother went to the swamps to drown himself.
He ran to the swamps to save his brother. Arr.
runs away, and there the circles are already diverging and the mer-
ka is sitting.
- I know your trouble! - Says the mermaid, - A
Would you like everything to go back to how it was?
- Gee!
>> to be continued :)))))
- Well, fuck me ten times.
- Is it possible... Fifteen times?
- You can...
- How about twenty?
- Hmm... It's possible.
- And thirty?!!
- It’s possible, but won’t it become bad?
- Come on, just make sure that no matter what happens
like with a cow :).
>> ;))))))))) :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD COOL!!! HIS
GET IN THE GUINNESS BOOK!!! BY THE WAY, I GOT HERE
EVEN RUN TO THE TOILET :).
-: Well, history has it :)>> NEWS!!! I WILL BE FOR A LONG TIME, PRESIDENT
IN ZION DAYS AT LECTURES TO YOUR NEIGHBOR STORIES -
MAKE SURE HE IS NOT DISTRACTED BY ALL THINGS
POST (TYPE OF NOTE-TAKING :)).
-: Wow... Well, this is one of my favorites, but I know...
eat another one, about the Gloomy Romanian Parties
zan :)...
>> Nope, won’t you get tired of stuffing :)?
-: Well, it’s not very long :)
>> Come on :).
-: Well, there you go :). On a gloomy winter night,
snowy forest, gloomy Romanian soldiers are walking
partisans and carry a dead man on a stretcher
comrade!
>> Also gloomy?
-: Not anymore :). Well then... They walk quietly like that
through the mountains, through the forests... They come to the village...
Carefully climb over the fence as they walk
trail after trail through the entire village to the last ha-
those They come and set up the stretcher...
>> On the butt?
-: No, just :). They put it in the middle
the old, Gloomy Romanian Commander comes out
and so loudly, gloomily :) yells: FUCKING MOTHER!
EB&NAMOTHER!!!
>> Was it at night?
-: YES! At night. So he yells like that for minutes... Dv-
ten :). Here it finally opens with a creak.
The door opens, a wizened old woman appears and
Quietly, not at all gloomily, he says: “Asya?!”
-: ;O
-: No, that's not all :). So she ask-
howls: “Asya?!” And the Gloomy Romanian team-
dir to her and answers: “FUCKING MOTHER!!! COME OUT,
YOUR FUCKING KILLED..." :)
>> :)))
-: So I say, all this is sad :).
Well, to be honest, I wasn’t very
sad, I made myself laugh :). But don't-
lgo... This is where it started! Let's head straight!
-: A fan of cruelly cutting off connections (knife-
on your faces :)) ?
>> Yeah, but you're lucky, I'm kind today!
-: What could have happened?
>> You'll find out soon!!!-: Whoa?! And I'm not afraid...
>> Hamer was also brave...
-: Hmm... Hamer - he is Hamer, and I am a Werewolf -
I'll eat you alive for stupid jokes :)
>> So much the worse for you Werewolf, I am merciless-
day to such...
-: Horror! Who are you ?! Hunter on us? :)
>> Well, by the way - yes...
-: Hmm... Lama will be happy!!! Oh and we love you
we come to visit such people at night, on
a glass of... Blood!
>> Okay, come in...
-: Will you treat me?
>> I'll treat you...
-: BLOODY?!
>> Yeah, but not mine, of course.
-: We don’t care, let’s hit the glass and sing-
let's walk into the night...
>> About the first - good, but the second... I
I'll fatten you up like pigs first, and then...
Tom...
-: Gum... Strange... So we’re your first
Let's solve it! Nothing bothers us! People yes-I cast silver bullets - they don’t take them!
>> Why don't you guys watch the news?!
-: What do we need them for?!
>> Yes, they recently invented a weapon against you,
and soon the hunting season is approaching!!!
-: Heh! They broke off the wrong ones too!
>> Not like that, not like that...bummer -
oh!!!
-: Well, everyone has been catching us for a year and a half now.
oh... They catch, they catch... What's the point? Even bored
but!
>> So, what did I tell you about pigs? This is
It was a carefully planned operation!!!
-: Gee! How can you fatten us up when you're hungry?
then we will YOU :)
>> I told you it wasn’t me!!!
-: You never know what you said! And we love eu-
no naughty ones :)
>> And you will find figs - at night!
-: Hmm... So at night, that’s it!
>> You haven’t seen me in person!!! :)
-: Well, don’t worry about this!!! U
Lam's have a nose for these!
>> And I have a weaponon these!
-: Okay, time will tell. It's useless
say, THE RED ARMY, all the same,
flaxen :) !!!
>> Is that you, or what???
-: No, we have no business with the Red Army,
she is JUST the strongest...
Yes! “We have a lot of guts and our tanks are fast” :).
These are the things... Now he has appeared on Net
Ghostbuster. It's time for me to rename-
let's say new to... Satan Pinguin :).
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