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(c) All...The Best Off :)
Hi, the week was very fruitful and
there were a lot of jokes running. At the request of one of
callers, I will not indicate a pseudonym
we (there are different people, others are no joke
will understand...), so I will designate myself
as: " -: ", interlocutor as: " >> ". Here,
actually the whole joke :).
So, as a warm-up, let's talk about pr-
theft problem :)...
>> Or maybe they don’t have eyes?
-: No, there are eyes - they are so impudent, they look
also brazenly (probably they want to steal something)
>> Well, actually, they already stabbed it while someone
slept there :))
-: And they cleaned up a lot?
>> You can’t make much of a joke with your arrogant eyes alone!
-: Yeah, well, there are still Naughty ones
HANDS :)...
>> This is something interesting...
-: Hmm... They have always been! They're poking! All that
impudent eyes see - Naughty hands are already
stole!
Agree, it's a fair statement :). A
here is a conversation about the unforgettable Tankard (Hod-
There are persistent rumors that Petya set himself
modem) and oh... Competition!!! Who as described
"Portrait" recognizes my interlocutor?
>> I haven’t even seen him yet :)
-: Such a small one :) Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
the arms are thin, the ears are grayish, but the muzzle
impudent and drinks a lot :).
>> And I’m probably the same, but with precision
yes, vice versa :)))
-: That means BIG, THICK, with POUNDS OF KU-
LACHISHCHI and with... What color is your EAR-
KI :) ?
>> I haven’t seen them... The muzzle is in the way :).
-: What about the muzzle? Impudent?
>> Well, of course! FUCKING!
-: Yeah... Andeyes in an impudent face, like two
coals are sticking out :). Nice portrait! I you
I'll draw it sometime :).
>> MY EYES DO NOT STICK OUT, I have them OUT!
-: Clear! Well then, bloodshot :).
>> Well, of course... WITHOUT SLEEPING... :)
-: Damn it! Before my eyes you are like
alive :)
>> I wonder if it would be LIKE DEAD :).
-: Well, this happens! Lies so beautiful
slender, serious face - he would hug and pla-
feces :)
>> Yes, he was just run over by a car...
-: Yeah, like a roller :)
Well, I hope that HE is still alive :-), because
the interlocutor is interesting.
By the way, recently the network was painted in
red color :). Specter and Filosof, vs.
Ars'a. What a strategy! Better than "Black"
Raven" :). Senya to them: “Okay, that’s it, idiots...”
and Specter to him: “Would you fuck me...” (but not
forgetting to apologize for the uneven handwriting). Cool
and that's it! I'm coolstuck out from this quarrel-
ki. Naturally, this topic was also touched upon.
Uta in one of the conversations...
-: Senya is kind! He only looks evil
but in his soul (deeply :)) - he is kind!
>> Catch the file with threats :).
-: Hmmm!!! Senya is hard to get... But I, if
Honestly, I approve of him. He's the only one on the whole grid
both on Inet and on Fido, and there are all sorts of things for him...
they hang noodles.
>> Probably...
-: Although... This is the first time I’ve seen such evil ones
Faki from him :) Usually he yells at Masta:
"She's buggy" :). And he is so kind :).
>> Well, you should have read the previous messages:
It turns out that the Specter, together with the Philosopher,
somewhere in childhood (Read: Recently :)), half-
taught some basic grammar :)).
These are the only people who should work at MicroSoft :)!
I completely agree! I love Basic too
in the future I hope to write Windows for our
Favorite Speck (in BASIC of course) ;)).
And here is my favorite topic :)...
>> 220 under the tongue and nonediseases...
-: Well, the language too :)
>> I wonder how they would bury it? :)
-: Face down!
>> :))))
-: Yes, yes! So we are unclean!
>> And where to count? In the back?
-: In the ass (to be sure) :)
>> And then how to close the lid?!
-: Why close it, then immediately
bonfire!
Tip: Never bury Werewolves and
Witches into the ground, even if the aspen stake is second-
kick you in the ass :) - where is the guarantee that it won’t
Lama will appear and, having dug it up, will not revive?! :)
And this market finally killed me :). Or rather, I
I didn’t notice it right away, because along the way
everything was quite normal, but removing the system
many messages turned out (I only a little-
ko embellished) killer!
Do you want???
Let's try.
Let me tell you...Ok
Where?!
In be!
Catch...
Already!
I myself...
Come on.
Glitches...
Cool? Yes? Do you know why?
Really...
And the solution was always so close :)
Yeah, to my left...
And to my right...
Cool!!! I'm sure something similar could be-
can also be observed on other servers. By the way,
if the sysops still have cool logs,
throw it at me - let everyone have fun (conf-
I guarantee identity :)).
Before the coolest collection of phrases, I want
post a couple of cool typos. Du-
I think everyone has already encountered problems with swallowing -
letters in the terminal, sometimes it turns out funny
sure...
The first place was given to: "Finger skox" ! Well
and who will answer me, or ratherwill repeat how
Is it possible to build this very finger joint?
Someone came to second place, under the mystery
personal name: "Kakaraz" ...Kaka - Once! Kaka
- Two! Kaka... In general, a little more and the
yay...
"Pack juice" - third place. Not really
okay, Soka is the name?
Well, in last place: "Get started!". Here
here even I pass... Maybe this is from a series of rug-
officials: “Get started - get started!” :).
Many people liked the assembly of the best images -
howling :). I still like her today too
nyah from Top_4, we are moving to Top_6!! Six
the coolest phrases.
First place again goes to Sig, but already for
original greeting.
"Hue... I mean Hi!"
The second and coolest meI give it to Sturm
The funny thing is this. Call. Sturm number
A portion of macros and a quick shedding with bbs.
The macro perfectly reflects the face
its owner :)...
"I'm the coolest, got it?!"
GIVer gets a legitimate third place for
dubious question...
"Did you forget it sticks out?"
And immediately the fourth, he gets it!
"Senya seems to have stopped spitting"
Ah Senya, Senya... well, finally you understand,
that SPITING is not good :). But Senya in
no debt left...
"Okay, everyone, get ready, idiots"
Specter and Filosof are probably now
buy weapons, helmets, etc. :)
Well, the last, sixth, I will give myself,
my favorite topic :)
"It would be better without a head at all - it's funnier"
That's how the week flew by. What will it bring
the next one (and whether it will bring it at all :)) - pok-
It's time. That's all for now.
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