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(c) All The best off :)
So, the coolest one, in my opinion, is ra-
the conspiracy took place with GIVer. Why are we so
suffered :)... Definitely first place. By-
read it too, think about the frailty of life
Tia...
Incoming call/Phone number: 264-59-73...
WW: Who are you?! (Who are you :)).
Fuck, guys, write in the macro: "Answer" -
your name or pseudo!
WW: hee
GIV: hee
WW: hee, hee
GIV:hee hee hee ho ho
WW: Prolonged laughter, turning into
horn.
GIV: Hysterical horn turning into sobs-
aniya :)
WW: Convulsive sobs turning into silent
heavy snoring...
GIV: Clinical death...
WW: R.I.P.
GIV:hi :)
WW: hi-hi :)
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GIV: Did you pass the crow?
WW: Nope, I made it to level 14 and he’s on-
finished :)
GIV: Up to 14 per person?
WW: Yeah, and without cheat.
GIV: Well of course :)
WW: But not naturally, but with obscenities and
Torture to break a computer on your knee.
GIV: Did you play without a mouse?
WW: I only have mousetraps :)
GIV: :) And for the Kungs?
WW: I haven't even tried it.
GIV: It’s strange, with your image :) and not popgive it a try :)
WW: Yeah... but when your stomach is empty
and beer doesn’t make noise in my head - I don’t want anything -
tsya.
GIV: Hmm, this is an eternal topic.
WW: Uh-huh... I want to eat, but the money is only in
I'll get it on Wednesday!!!! Stinkers!!!
GIV: I sympathize (but there’s no point).
WW: Well, actually, I’m also in CHRISTOPHER this-
I’ll work in parallel for an hour, and then they promise
I eat 4-5 lemons a month. You look, and live st-
anah is better :)
GIV: Once you've healed, you'll get drunk on beer :)
WW: And I’ll die :)
GIV: But with a smile and beer foam on his lips.
WW: Probably... or maybe not. I'll die and
everything is here!
GIV: We'll all be there.
WW: Exactly, let’s take a look at a couple now
there :)
GIV: Do you live high?
WW: 4th floor - I'll only break my legs :)
GIV: No, well, it depends on how you jump :)
WW: Better put two fingers in the socket :)GIV: Have you ever looked at the socket,
You can't put two fingers in there...
WW: And we are tentatively on wire
wrap your finger and stick it in! Can you imagine
a substation in the area will immediately be knocked out! In the post-
Let's eat in the next world!
GIV: No, most likely just traffic jams at the entrance
where they will burn out.
WW: Well, at least it’s fun at the entrance!
GIV: Now everyone is sleeping, no one notices
it...
WW: Stupid! Why, refrigerators are all for
At night they will defrost - they will leak, and in the morning!!!
There will be laughter!!!
GIV: Well, for the sake of such omnipotence, you don’t have to
It’s absolutely necessary to end your life.
WW: Nooooo! That's the whole thrill! They
there will be people running around here, wiping the floor, leaking
fry/cook dumplings in a hurry so as not to
spoiled, the wife will yell at her husband: No
men in the house! And he will answer: Yes
fuck you, I've been living with you for 10 years - you're a fool
I was, and still am, a fool! And we are calm there
Let's hang around!
GIV: Well, I don’t have a 100% guarantee that THERE
exists...
WW: Well, let's see!GIV: What if there is nothing to watch?
WW: Well, no, it’s not necessary!!! It's already anyway
it won't matter :)
GIV: :) This is, of course, but it can be done
to survive and experience clinical death...
WW: Exactly! I have an idea! All the same wiring
from the outlet, bring it to the timer (for a couple
minutes), we commit suicide, and if we don’t like it,
it turns out - the timer will still work and we
will return you to this sinful world with an electric shock.
GIV: For such purposes, 220 V is not enough..
WW: Then we’ll also put our feet on the electric
itu!!! It starts to fry, it starts to stink - everything is about -
wake up and call an ambulance!!!
GIV: With our ambulances you will have time to rot,
By the time they arrive, my brain will die
WW: Well, damn... then!!! Come on, it's better
I'll just go to bed, sleep it off, in the morning
die, you look and you start to want to die :)
GIV: That's right, you need to enjoy life (your
her) and wish death (stranger) :).
WW: Wish someone else's death :)
GIV: No, like this: Wish death for your neighbor
to his own (from the newest commandments).
WW: Yes, it’s more gentle :)
GIV: :)
WW: Okay, maybe it's really time to go
side... Tomorrow the children will be at the theater again
re amusing :)
GIV: Scary?
WW: Nah, amuse! You walk through the foyer with a micro-
phone stand, and they yell: Uuuuu!!! Co-
drink!!!
These are the ideas that come to mind at 2 o'clock
nights :). And finally, a collection of the best you-
injuries:
First place went to Lam. Mastering the keyboard
he made a funny typo, writing instead:
“Reacts” - “Erogates” :))))) Cool !!!
The second, it is also eternal :) was given to SIG,
for the question: "Will you buy EMS?"...
Hamer climbed to third place, with
suicidal question:
"Do you know who is hanging there at Senya's?"
The fourth position is occupied by SIG:
"THE SPACE IS GLUY" Well, the last place goes to GIVer, for
free interpretation of the Gospel:
"Wish death for your neighbor"
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