Marazm - I'm delirious again :) The story of a man (is it a man?!!) who lived only one day...

 - Marazm -                
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(c) Werewolves I'm delirious again :)
                                          
 The history of a person (is it a person?!!), which
ry lived only one day... Written by winter
mine is 1998 at the request of my girlfriend, who
who was interested in how I spend
your days off. All characters are real
If someone recognizes themselves, don't be offended :)
 Why did I decide to publish this? Yes, myself
I don’t know... Read it, have fun...       
                                          
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 - Ooh, goats - The werewolf squeezed his head -
kami and pulled the blanket aside. Fucking
the neighbors were yelling something like: “You’re killing me.”
don't wake me up..."                           
 Looking at the alarm clock, the werewolf is not good
cursed - it was 8:23.                    
 - Damn, I’m now... - the mixer smoothly
went up to the HI bar, the bass moved in the same direction
..."Your life - shit, your day is the last
day of your fuckin life...." - they thundered
30-watt speakers, angry English
swearing                                    
 The werewolf howled as much as he was allowed to
lungs. Having sworn off the song, he listened tothe prevailing silence. The neighbors realized that
their "life real shit" and from the thought: "wake up on
at the dawn of the crazy Werewolf they refused.     
 - Well, that’s nice! - Werewolf again
burrowed under the blanket.                     
 - Denis, I'm leaving. - was heard again
ear, - In the refrigerator you will find sausages and
something else... - Mother pulled back her clothes -
Yalo.                                      
 - Okay, where are you going?                    
 - For my birthday. I'll be there around eight o'clock
or by nine. I hope you'll be home?  
 - Hope!!! I'll go to Mast today.   
 - So maybe he can give you money?            
 - Well, twenty thousand, if you don’t mind...    
 “It’s not a pity,” Mom responded and pulled out
fifty kopecks from your wallet - you’ll bring the change! 
 - Well, well! You could give me another hundred! I'm her
I'll squander it.                                  
 - Then you’ll have to!                   
 - OK! - The werewolf escorted Mom to the door.
 Before he could collapse into bed, the telephone
The call made me loud and obscene
swear.                                
 - Yes!                                   
 - Werewolf?!                            
 - He is the one, - The werewolf recognized Lam's voice
 - How is life?                            
 - As long as I live...                           
 - I see... Well, are we getting drunk today?
 - Nope!                                 
 - Nope?!- Nope!                                 
 - Why so?                             
 - I haven’t woken up yet, you woke me up and
“I don’t understand anything,” Denis pretended
felt boots                                 
 - Well, okay, I'll call you later.          
 - Yeah! - The Werewolf wheezed joyfully and  
hung up, - Now! Ran away...        
 Denis brought his bones down on the couch again
and snored deliciously.                        
 15 minutes passed... The alarm clock woke me up
standing dozing with vile squeaking.           
 - Oh shit! - Denis finally crumpled the blankets -
Lo and jumped up sharply, - They pulled it up!           
 A pound weight stood brazenly in the corner and waited,
when the crazy Werewolf begins to raise her
walk over the mortal earth twenty times...   
 - Break off, goat! Today I'm not up to you
I'll move! - Denis grinned viciously and...
liked to take a bath.                          
 - Yo... what a face!!! - Werewolf dipped
face in cold water.                     
 “I knew it, it’s no better now,”
a shaggy monster looked in the mirror...   
 - Damn... today should be a full-
not happy with events.... Let's fill it?!! - Werewolf
winked at the wet reflection.              
 Breakfast brought new ideas, - Why should I
Has Mast given up?! - Denis swallowed the last one
piece of sandwich, - I have money and
five empty battles... I'll hand over, oh what a Gali-
wood is possiblearrange! - Denis is looking forward to it
rolled his eyes. The idea was really for
tempting!                                 
 Having finished breakfast, the Werewolf began to scream
polish an idea into reality. Beer, in the store
it turned out to be as many as six varieties. Having taken a liking to the bottle,
ku with the most inconspicuous label "Spadchyny"
Denis began to count his finances...         
 - I knew it... - Money for five bottles
there wasn't enough - will I really have to take it?
four? - The gaze slid over the Zhigulevs-
to whom" - ...tempting, but 11% is not serious -
Of course, - "Minsky Brovar", "Leckert" - Ouch,
It’s disgusting to even look at... Aha! "Traetskoe",
It’s enough in terms of money and the same in terms of turnover
then, let's take it!                                
 At home, Denis emptied all three from the freezer
sausages and began to cook. Five bottles
with dark contents, patiently waited for
yes, month-old sausages will reach
required condition...                        
 - Well, guys, who's first?! - Denis prig-
rushed in search of the most complete one. Call by
the phone ruined all the fun...             
 - I’ll kill... Yes!                            
 - Denis?                                
 - Ha! Vic, what fate?             
 - Well, I decided to find out how you are doing.      
 - Thank you, can't wait!                 
 “You’re a fool,” Vic chuckled, “I’m there for you.”
I must have a cassette, today you can play it on the “pipe”
appear?-...mmm, what time?                 
 - Well, I have a rehearsal at six o’clock, you know.
read in half. Or, if you want, let's go
together. Listen. I'm now with Septic-
I am restoring the old program.       
 - Okay, then, when you go out po-
stink to me.                                 
 - So you will be at home?               
 - Yeah!                                  
 - That's it, wait for the call!                       
 - Bye ! - Denis hung up and bought
I drank the first bottle.                       
 - UUUUUUU! Why I love beer is...
the first sip, - the first sip turned out to be
slightly smaller than the bottle itself...          
                                          
 - Hello, can I have Denis?         
 - Uh-huh, that's y-ah...                        
 - Hello, this is Roma!                      
 - Ahhh! Freeman! How are you?           
 - Yes, so... listen, let's go to Lam's.     
 - What did I forget about him?                    
 - Let's grab a beer and sit...              
 - No, I’m offended by Lam. Did you call him?
 - Not yet, but what?                      
 - If you call, tell him from me that
he...                                     
 - Wow! Why are you doing this to him?                
 - You can ask him yourself.                   
 - Okay, what will Mast have today?   
 - Oh, it's completely dark there...                 
 - Will Sturm be there?- I don’t know, maybe...                    
 - No. Then I won't go.                 
 - Well, maybe I’ll get there around eight o’clock -
I'm rowing.                                    
 - Aren't you afraid?                            
 - Sturma? Why should I be afraid of him?
what?                                     
 - Well, they say...                          
 - I’m in neutral with him now, friendship is con-
chilled.                                   
 “I’m not,” Freeman sighed.            
 - What hasn’t already been shared?                  
 - Yes, I didn’t give him any intrusion.               
 - Well, well. Okay Roma, I still have a bunch here
business                                      
 - Okay, bye!                        
 - Ygy... - Denis deprived the third bottle of the virgins -
property...                             
                                          
 All five bottles were empty. Denis is stupid
looked at the last sausage and winced
Shis stuffed it inside himself.                  
 - Ummm... Hmm... I guess I'm ready.... Where?
Is this what I was planning today? Oh, to Vic...    
 - Good afternoon, can Vitya come?            
 - And Vitya is in the bath.                        
 - Then please tell him that you called -
Neil Denis and that today he will not be able to with him
go...                                  
 - Denis?! Didn't you recognize me?            
 - Svetka?                               
 - Yes, hello!                           
 - Well, then tell him that I’m already gone -
in a portable form...                  
 “Okay,” they laughed at the other end, “
Well, how are you in general?                      
 - Everything is cool, life is in full swing!          
 - Well done.                          
 - Okay, see you later, hello everyone!      
 - Definitely, bye!                     
 - Uffff, Vic will have a blast! - throwing
phone, Denis laughed, - Now to Mast
you can move...                          
                                          
 - Senya! - The werewolf stood in a snowdrift and...
swayed in time with the wind.                   
 - Damn, you're already ready! - Senya neighed,
getting on a trolleybus with a stormy Werewolf.
 - Niiiiiiig! I'm already freezing here waiting for you.
Well, what are we going to drink?                    
 - You don't need anymore...                
 - You offend me, five bottles of beer are still out of me
standing states were never deduced.    
 - Five bottles?!                        
 - Oh Senya, I beg you. Just don't say
ri that's a lot.                        
 - Well, how? - Ars grinned, - At least you’re not
interfere today.                            
 - Well, if I had money, I would naturally buy-
I’d like to drink another beer, but I don’t have them anymore, so
that we will interfere with what will be there.    
 - Well, I'll give you a couple of beers.     
 - ABOUT! You're thinking right! Iwhen will I become a rockfel-
ler, I’ll pay you back with interest.           
 - We should go out.                          
 - On the next one!                          
 - Now! The deli is here!               
 - Ah... Exactly!                            
 Entering the store, Senya and Denis heard the sound of
the worthy cries of Kolya and Zhorik.             
 - ABOUT!!! We were going to call you, - Zhora
held a custard cake in his right hand.   
 - Why call us?! We ourselves... - I can’t -
Zhorik sang, remove your hand, like a Werewolf grabs
bit into the cake with his teeth.                   
 - At least leave it for me! - Zhorik quickly stuffed
put the rest in your mouth.                       
 “Don’t squeeze,” Ars took out his wallet, “he
I needed a snack.                       
 - Where are you already?! - Kolya smiled like a no-
driving Christmas tree.                           
 - At home! Are you looking for a donation?               
 - Now! First flight! Mast, dog, only
has now appeared. We've been freezing here since two o'clock -
German                                      
 - Who else is there?                        
 - Tankard, Equator, etc.                 
 - Well! So a cool party has arrived!  
 - Now let’s take a liter and a half of vodka and
it will be absolutely cool! - Zhora waved in the cart
spirit of twenties.                         
 - ABOUT! The guys got up. Well, Senya and I re-
We were planning to organize a beer day.                
 - It's expensive...                            
 - Beer requiresvictims, - Senya took four
bottles, - Sorry Werewolf, but this is already on
two!                                    
 - Come on...                            
                                          
 - Amiga rules! - Tankard fell and cracked
head on the ice.                           
 - Yes, and Petya forever! - Denis raised Tan-
kard by the collar, - Alive?              
 - Well, how? I don't think I forgot assembler.     
 - Well done, just please walk straight.
I'm not getting acquainted with Arny's colleagues today
I wish.                                    
 - Denis, I wish I could catch up!                  
 - Petya, don’t cause the snowstorm. Let's go home.    
 - Come on... Listen, let's taxi to Lam's! 
 - Yeah, so you taxi yourself!           
 - Not really! Let's lend money and buy beer, - 
Tankard collapsed onto the ice again.              
 “I don’t want to see him or talk to him.”
“cook,” De said, helping him to get up.
nis, - after yesterday...                
 - Let's at least call! - Petya shook himself off.
 - Call, but you'll do the talking yourself.         
 - The stump is clear! - Tankard began to dial no-
mer.                                      
 - Lama... Hello! We are here with the Werewolf Mer-
We know you don’t want to invite us to visit...
What are you offended by... So what... Okay
you can borrow thirty thousand... Fuck La-
ma... Denis, he wants to talk to you -
"Tankard stuck the phone inhands Turn-
nude                                       
 - I won’t talk to him!              
 - Yes, talk to me!                        
 “Well, hello again,” in a deathly voice
said the Werewolf.                       
 - Well, hello. You called late, I already
I'm finishing my eighth bottle.                  
 - It's your right, but I should borrow a couple of thousand.
can you?                                  
 “No,” Lama said in a satisfied voice.  
 - It's a pity ?                                
 - Yes, it’s a pity!                             
 - Fuck, is it a pity for your friends? - Yelled into the trumpet -
ku Tankard.                               
 - Good friends if they call only when-
Yes, we need money,” Lama responded.        
 - What are you driving?! Do you want to say that we
Do we call you only in these cases? -Vzo-
the Werewolf was eager.                         
 - No, but now!                     
 - Listen, I don’t give a damn about you and your bosses-
Oroty, you've already got me.                
 - What exactly?                        
 - Don’t seem stupider than you really are.
le. You understand perfectly what I mean.           
 - Oh! Wicked! - Lama feigned fear.  
 - Fuck, Lama, I’ll come right now and give it to you
by the face, do you understand me?!                 
 - And... - Lama dismounted, - and won’t he torture you?
 - No, with such an idiot, I will have a...
the conversation is short.                           
 - Well, of course you are there nowdrunk and very
brave!                                   
 - What does this have to do with it?! Do you want to make sure? 
 - No, let's talk sober.      
 Tankard jumping from the wild cold to the sides -
ke, he began to wave his hand so that Denis would throw
tube.                                   
 - In general, okay. I'm already freezing...       
 - Freeze... - Lama said indifferently.   
 - So are we doing something?                 
 - Nothing !                               
 - Fuck, fuck you... - Denis cracked angrily
tube on the lever.                         
 - Okay Werewolf, don’t get excited, let’s go
home. There's our trawl going...             
                                          
 - Uff... - The werewolf collapsed on the bed.  
 - What did you drink? - Mom asked.          
 - A bottle of beer and two hundred grams of vodka.     
 - Well, how many times should I tell you that you
didn't interfere?!                               
 - “If only she knew how much and what I am today
mixed" - Denis poured sour into a glass
mushroom kvass, - Vova, good! - Denis sk-
was surprised, the mushroom was over-acidified and instantly
sobered up his brains.                         
 - That's beautiful! - Mom shook her head. 
 “That’s it, I’m going to bed,” Denis was glad that
there was half a jar of mushroom, at night it will be his
save more than once.                    
 - What about food?                             
 - No, no. I'm going to sleep ! - Denis wrapped himself inblanket and passed out almost immediately. Saturday
ended...                            
                                          
P.S. To Lama: But then we really
but, if they were drunk, they could completely
flatter :).