Demo Demons Under the counter!
Pandagirl investigates. One PD outfit in the UK has already withdrawn them, but you can't keep a good dirty demo down. There's nothing better than settling down of a Friday night with some cans in, your mates round and a Carry-On film on video. Then load up the latest porno demo on the Speccy! Bit of a large giggle; everyone goes home with a headache. The following is probably an incomplete list so any titles I don't have - send them to me!
I'm no great fan of digitizing on the Speccy, I prefer to see artwork which has been slaved over for hours - work you idol dogs! Excellent animation in CANDY even if the screen is fairly small. I was sitting there for ages waiting for the finale (pressing the Space bar brings things off nicely). CANDYGIRL is digitized and performs some head bobbing and sword swallowing. TERNIMADOR features a large tummy banana, a screen which was taken from DIG, or FEVER, or PORNO or any of the other port overs from the C64. GIRLS is a collection of bimbo tit shots. Rubbish! STRIP POKER is quite funny but are they hips or banked Scalextric curves? TOUCH ME is very sad - the infamous Sam Fox jug snaps... STONE DEMO doesn't work on +2A's, and if you're not tickled by various drawn hamburger shots then I wouldn't bother getting a +2. RHAA LOVELY is afflicted too but is worth having for the brilliant cartoons. Sadly, SEVEN UP, PANCAKE, SECRETS OF LOVE, BIG BANG, DIGITAL BOX, and EEL DEMO just sound rude. And from where I'm sitting, that's your lot!
The religious do-gooders would have us believe that our schools are nothing but a melting pot of illegal pornographic disks. On the Speccy this isn't true and I suggest this issue in general has been blown out of proportion. So fuck off.
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