Humor - Cannabis humor.

::################:: Cannabis nimog::##############::
                                                    
why it is necessary to encourage consumption       
             cannabis during working hours :)             
                                                    
o1. Stress is reduced.                             
o2. there is an incentive to go to work.             
oe. Relationships are becoming more                
    trustworthy.                                 
very good Complaints about low wages are decreasing.          
o5. Working time is used more productively   
    because there is an opportunity to heal.     
oh. subordinates stay at work until late.   
o7. Employees say what they think, not what they say 
    management wants to hear.                       
o8. Employees have many new and           
    unexpected ideas.                               
o9. Vacations are being reduced: staff prefer      
    go to work.                               
1o. Improved subjective perception of colleagues       
    at work.                                      
11. food in the canteen or buffet becomes           
    much tastier.                                
12. no one is surprised if someone laughs  
 during a meeting.1st floor the team unites, employees openly      
    express their ideas and considerations.            
1 hour Employees become interested in self-improvement 
    improvement and self-development, which leads to     
    progress of the entire office/enterprise, etc.          
15. The habit of getting high while smoking disappears.         
    lunch break.                            
1b. no one is surprised by the cleaning lady talking about     
    the highest stage of development of dialectical          
    contradictions in society from the point of view          
    simplest neopositivism.                     
17. Coffee breaks are being reduced: it is no longer      
    used as a remedy for lethargy.   
18. Sitting astride a photocopier no longer counts.  
    vulgar.                                     
19. Everyone willingly agrees to work harder and better.  
    after a couple of grabs.                               
2o. moral satisfaction from work increases.  
                                                    
                                                    
                                                    
::###############:: Postscriptum ::###############::
                                                    
                                                    
 >ice'di^triumph, first century of the 21st century...   
                                                    
 Here it is... the world...                  
                                                    
 paranoid thoughts smoothly flow into
schizophrenic... sometimes there is a feeling
free fall, and it begins to seem to me that I
I'm going crazy. A kaleidoscope of faces and events is revealed
like a rainbow fan and sweeps past the eyes in the image
clouds, which are felt by the optic nerves as
hallucinations.  What is fiction? maybe I myself?.. I live
moment in someone's hallucination.  I think
I feel, act... and live. In someone's mind. One
moment, and the whole world that I was aware of all this
time turned out to be just a ghost. Maybe this ghost
is only an atom in a molecule, and thus it
reveals the true structure of the universe.  worlds in
worlds. I don't care at all...                          
                                                    
                                                    
                                                    
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