Scene - CSP 2004 report.

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 o2-aug-2oooch, 12-aug-2oooch - lzb/j77, nlo/j77
                                                    
                                                    
day_1, e1-jul-2ooch                                  
                                                    
 This text was written by lzb and as usual I (nlo) will
supplement the text. damn read it :)                 
                                                    
                                                    
 as usual, the invitation to CSP came for
week before.  u, also as usual, Oln and IvanGl are not
knew if they could go there. 12 hours before
departure IvanGl said that he was not going, but Oln
asked what time we were leaving - as usual, at 6:50 p.m.
morning, was my answer. an hour before the train he promised
to be with me. In general, having woken up at 5:00 and waited until
b:o5 I decided to call him. He, too, as usual,
slept. as we see, in the Jupiter 77 group some
its members have no responsibility, composure and
organization.                                   
                                                    
 well, I’ve beenI started saying that I would go, so
lzb is squealing and I overslept because I was working in
second shift - returned home at one o'clock in the morning and
get up at b in the morning at the latest (lzb knowing this,
I could have called earlier).                            
                                                    
 In b:ch5 Oln and I are at the station. Announced
The train is leaving, we don't have tickets yet...
Thankfully, we made it.  Let's go. At 12:05 we find ourselves in glorious
its sparsely populated city of Novosibirsk. got lost
an hour and a half on business, we're going to the party-place (i.e. to
fikus's house).  we notice the crowd, we see acquaintances and
unfamiliar faces.  We head to the kiosk and shop
(which is strange, they took so much vodka this year,
how much beer there was last year - not enough, but beer in
there was as much vodka this year as there was last year
- a lot), a little snack, and three bottles of soda.
Due to the contamination of the cosmodrome in previous years,
it was decided to move the launch site
meters downstream of the Ob. by the way, it was dirty
not only the cosmodrome, but also the Ob - a week before CSP in
it was dumped A lot of cubic meters of urban
drains.  in Russian, they threw a shitload of shit into the river
shit, because of which there were different cases of the disease
infectious diseases among Aboriginal people.           
 whichthe devil pulled lzb onto the train like
inconvenient, long and tedious - the bus is a little more expensive
(approximately 5o rubles) but comfortable and an hour less
we got lost driving around Novosibirsk solely because
lzb - he suddenly decided to find a branch of his office (or
on the contrary) in short they walked like morons through the streets and on
every round roof lzb affirmatively said that
this is a circus and somewhere nearby his office (in short, we
never found :) What’s strange about this year for people
there was much more alcohol than even the year before
was purchased by a delegation of e-x people, where was the decision about
I did a votka and a piff (one horseradish after a piff
went again :).                                    
                                                    
 so, the take-off pad was being prepared,
The cosmonauts began to prepare their equipment for
recording some moments of the collective flight
into space for posterity and carried out the last
preparing their shuttles. Considering the feature
engines run not only on liquid fuel, but
and on the hard side, sausage, bread, and fish were sliced. Here
The first cylinders of fuel - vodka and beer - were opened. to
the word will be said - Novosibirsk cosmonaut Voxon
began to warm up its engines even before the moment
sending to the cosmodrome, which is why it started very
abruptly, and after a couple of hoursended up in Very Far
space, and had to be transported by tugboats
home, which he desperately resisted, delivering
troubles for tugboats (BlastOff and some
person unknown to me).                          
                                                    
the flight was normal - someone was communicating, someone
was sunbathing, someone started pestering the locals
Aboriginal women (let's not point fingers at Alex
Raider and Oln).  During the flight there was
an agreement has been reached with Bad/ERA CG on some
collaboration between ERA CG and J77 and AreaSoft on a pair
small projects (obviously, if anyone is talking about this
will remember :), which once again proves the benefit
joint flights of astronauts from different
groups/cities.  I hope there will still be a J77
do anything on the Spectrum and for the benefit of the Spectrum.  
                                                    
 well, about the aboriginal women (there was a mother there with
daughter) Alex started pestering his daughter, and I just
went up to my mother and asked if our cosmonaut was in the way
- she asked what kind of “party” it was, and we started talking
:).                                                 
 Creator/flt (Amiga) picturesquely talked about
Commodore and its brainchild Cbch, which was
interesting to someto natives who have never seen
nothing other than Spectrum. as it turned out, Creator
drinks a lot and swears, which manifested itself in his separation
from the team and leaving for Very Deep Space with
swimming (in shorts) in the Ob, lying on the ground,
singing strange songs and shouting strange
slogans (which you can see in photographs from
CSP2oooch).                                           
                                                    
 for the second year now, in a hurry, I have forgotten to take
with an Amiga to show some how lzb
expressed as "natives", an alternative to "stump" hmmm....
about bathing, wallowing and singing - lzb forgot
mention that he also managed to break his face
faces (and quite well).                    
                                                    
 unfortunately, astronaut Black Sat/ERA CG
showed up at the cosmodrome very late and couldn’t
show everyone the work of your Very
High Speed Engines :( but wasn’t very
disappointed by this fact, because flights to Very Distant
space already existed, and, in general, it was not worth spending
fuel on what everyone has already seen.                  
                                                    
 Well, Black Sat - yesss!!! inthe year before last
he didn't even have to remember that at all
happened at CSP, from the very first minutes he went into
hyperspace and from time to time emerged from there to
replenishment of tanks.                                   
                                                    
 ending daylight hours
astronauts for redeployment to the place of night
parking.  two cosmonauts were lost along the way -
Creator and Oln, they were intercepted by the Blue Spots and
taken away in a yellow transport vehicle with a blue stripe
ship in an unknown direction.  The rest
They dispersed to their night parking spots. fikus/flash
Inc.  so actively invited tiden/Dt to spend the night with him,
that we have already begun to think something bad, but the assurances
ficus about having a wife destroyed everything
our concerns. out-of-town astronauts moved
to an aborigine under the nickname timon. as usual, hardware
and software problems did not allow me to download immediately
photos on Timon's computer, which is why these
they began to try to solve problems. but someone continued
eat food, drink vodka and watch movies, and someone
went to bed, and the exchange of software/media content was postponed
until the morning.                                            
                                                    
 Well, about the spots -they wanted to take two
cosmonauts and began to grab the first ones they came across, I
I saw this chaos and went to investigate - in the end
I was the second :) in short they brought us to some
alternate spaceport, where I immediately began to demand
explanations - obviously I was forcibly sent to the local
parking lot where I just sat (it’s not very good to sleep there
convenient) well, after a while I wanted
pee and knocking on the door I said about my
intention... - the effect was zero and I had to
stupidly commit vandalism (meaning pee on
door), which immediately had an effect - the door opened
and I was taken to the reception area, where they asked
sign for things taken from me - I started
it occurs that I have lost a large amount of money
(in general there were a lot of violations, it was possible
even file a lawsuit and definitely win the case),
there was a commotion there - the head of the whole
almshouses and they began to kindly assure me that they
they didn’t take anything (of course they didn’t take it, because I had
there was nothing :) - they even showed me where to go and how
get to the desired point in the city (the time was
about one o'clock in the morning) in short there was no transport for me either
I had to lie down on some bench (terribly uncomfortable)
waking up in the morning and going to the store for mineral water,
to wash my face, I looked in the local mirror and
I was horrified :).I was far from getting ready to continue the flight
I had to stupidly walk around Nsk, which, however, didn’t work out
To no avail, I bought something there :).              
                                                    
What's funny on the subway when you try to call me
a woman in a blue uniform approached and asked to go with her
(I was already starting to like it) checked the documents
and let her go (and we had a nice conversation :).  
                                                    
                                                    
                                                    
day_2, 1-aug-2oooch                                   
                                                    
 In the morning, an exchange of media content took place with
the first day of CSP2oooch, those who wanted to washed themselves, got hungover,
and went to Bald Square to continue the banquet.
Of course, the overnight parking spot was given in
cultured and decent appearance before all of it
left.                                           
                                                    
first game to start... Second game
astronauts (where I was)continued the exchange
media content, and came out a few minutes later than the first one. on
partyplace of the second day, second group of astronauts
arrived _earlier_ first, which confirms the theory about
warp of time/space near large
space formations.                            
                                                    
two unknown to me were found on partyplace
individuals, and everyone continued to wait for the others. minutes
after 1o we saw a lonely nlO flying at low
speed and close to the ground.  It looked very
tired, and had a red body color, which indicated
about a hard night spent away from a comfortable place
night parking.  briefly talking about his work
night, it requested an oxidizer from me for its
idle engines.  I must say that not all
cosmonauts who took part in the first day of CSP2ooch
were able to appear on the second day because they ruined their
engines and lay on the sofa, under repair.           
                                                    
 well,                                        
that is close to the ground - so I wandered for half a day             
shopping, etc.  that tired so same as
above plus the night on the bench - but the color is red
buildings (for the same reason, to me and in the subway
got to the bottom of it) so damn burned from solar radiation:)                                                  
                                                    
 a second group of astronauts appeared, among
of whom was the happy owner of a new SIM card
megaphone - tiden^Dt. After reading about the tariffs, it was accepted
almost unanimous decision on sucking megaphone :) u
on advertising leaflets, megaphones began to be cut
fish :)                                             
                                                    
the drinking continued.  but not in such a harsh and
active form, as on the first day, because not all
The cosmonauts survived the races of the first day. somewhere through
an hour and a half from Kemerovo (Daniel, Cardinal, Max)
started getting ready for the train (it was at 15:00,
irk), as expected, everyone went with them, until
station.  after a warm farewell and promises to come
at CSP2ooS, everyone was expecting a farewell to Berdsk
astronauts Bad and BlackCat (who never
showed us the work of his Very Fast
Engines:( ). then, sitting in the shade at the station
and talking about multi-SIM cards, about phones, about
how and why to make multi-SIM cards, it's time to leave
home to the Barnaul cosmonaut tiden/Dt (with a drunk
Timon's farewell ceremony is always warm and looks
quite fun :). u here, there are onlyTomsk (I
and oln) and local aborigines (WBR, Burst, Debosh,
Corvax and Diamond). we decided to go by bus, so
how it goes three hours later than our train, what
gave us an extra three hours to stay in such
hospitable, warm and sunny city
Novosibirsk   However, there was still time before the bus
an hour and a half, and I didn’t have time to complete
planned visit to the Novosibirsk branch
my office, which I was not very upset about.  on
we decided to walk to the bus station to see
city (that's what I wanted ;).  discussed along the way
Internet in the city of Novosibirsk, where it flourishes
expensive dialup and almost no home networks, and in
city of Tomsk, where optics are found everywhere
spit, and a sea of ​​home networks, at five times less
We have city squares :). I was very interested
to see Novosibirsk away from its main squares -
a rather sparsely populated city, where sometimes you come across
wooden houses and almost no universities :)        
                                                    
 Well, it’s also faster by Bus, but what about the branch?
- to me after the first day, when lzb was looking for "circus"
I really didn’t want to look for this damn office
:) lzb I also forgot to say that getting to
bus station we stumbled upon purely by chanceNovosibirsk branch of our TSU, which we are very
happy :)                                     
                                                    
 Having hobbled to the station and bought tickets, we
2o still hung out there, buying oxidizing agent and dry
fuel a.k.a.   Kirieshki.   warm as usual
We said goodbye to the natives and went home.          
                                                    
 hmm.... I'll use the Amiga on CSP2ooS
(the main thing is that it’s not there..... :)                         
                                                    
 See you at CSP2ooS!