Jokes - Yoga School.

╔════════════════════════ ═══════════════════ ═══════════════════╗
║  Jokes.             ║
╙─────────────────────────────── ───────────────────────────────╜

 Yoga school.
 ───────────

 Once upon a time there lived a family on the periphery, they lived poorly, and still nothing
I could go to the city.  And all because there was not enough money:
They don’t pay wages, and there’s also a guy in the house who’s a terrible drunk.
drunkard. My wife naturally didn’t like all this and sawed
she husband every minute.
    One day a man is sitting, watching a program on the box, “Travel Club”
there are a lot of bottles around, and they’re all empty, but the mu-
Zhika is in more than one eye, he’s feeling bad in general. And on the screen they show
yoga, who takes half a liter, places it in front of himself, carefully
looks at her like that and falls, and a group of doctors approaching
ties him to the third degree of alcohol intoxication.
    "Wow, great!"  - the man thinks. "With one bottle you can do everything
life to walk around drunk, plus you can shake the men for a snack -
you!"
    He calls his wife and says that so, and so, in a new way
I will drink it in the yogic way - buy me one bottle, and I and
I'll always be drunk, and I won't spend any more money, and
carries homewill. His wife believed him, bought half a liter, and brought it.
The man kicked her out of the room, saying, don’t disturb me from concentrating,
He put the bottle on the table and sat looking at it. Wife in an hour
looks into his room - the man is lying on the floor. "Really
works!"  - she thought joyfully. "Vasya-Vasya!" - calling
him, but he doesn’t respond. “What really happened?..” - I thought
she, and, of course, let’s call the ambulance right away. We've arrived
After an hour and a half, the doctors come up to the man, look and say:
“It’s already cold!” And the wife asks: “What are you saying?
drank?"  “No,” the doctors answer, loading the man onto a stretcher. "Slu-
noah he choked on you..."