Humor - That is true.

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201. Fighters without boots, in slippers - and this happens, because
     military boots are very poorly designed to be worn on the feet

202. For the destruction of military property in wartime -
     death penalty.

203. ... And now about the environment: how much can you poison bitches, per
     where are we sitting?

204. - What are you doing here?
     - I'm drawing.
     - Well, draw, draw, Paganini.

205. Company, march on your bellies!

206. A forest is considered impassable for a tank if the thickness of the tree
     3 times the weight of the tank.

207. Company, step wider! Why doesn't my butt sing?

208. When will there be normal human eggs in our dining room?

209.Mouth when performing a songopen to the width of the butt.

210. - You are still young, you have everything in front.

211. Determine the distance between the three points.

212. Don't make noise, otherwise the tea will get cold!

213. This leads to a large loss of human life.

214. Now you are swearing, and then with the same hands
     you will eat bread.

215. - I am being lenient, looking at your lack of training.
       Student: and youth...
     - No! You no longer have youth!

216. A cadet, dressed out of uniform, destroys the hierarchical
     structure of the Armed Forces.

217. Guys, here you are talking, but my strength is running out!

218. Duty officer:
     - Platoon, stand up! Attention!
     Major:
     - Be more humble, comrades.

219. The trajectory is a curved line.

220. - On the command “at attention” you must at least remove your hands
       frompockets. Why do you have your hands in your pockets?
     - It's so cold!
     - What do you think, does the cap warm my hands?

221. At any time of the day or night.

222.The military man in you begins to awaken, that you
     what you say is completely impossible to understand.

223. With a student who has not mastered concepts such as
     “That’s right” and “No way” are nothing to talk about at all.

224. A secret signal that everyone knows.

225. Shut your tongue!

226. Close your mouth, swallow your tongue!

227. The reorganization affected the division and other branches of the military.

228. The face in the photo should be square.

229. Why are you lying here, Your place is here - not here.

230. The machine works like this: one, two, three - and you're gone.

231. Eliminate such a disadvantage as hairstyles.

232. Allthe buttons must be sewn tightly, like a barrier.

233. The haircut should be like mine: bare in the back, and like in the front
     from behind.

234. Now I will make you have fun and you will feel the stick on your
     head

235.Combat training is like ballet.

236. Colonel is twice a major.

237. You can’t hide an awl in a bag, it will still come out.

238. Sentinels must stand at gunshot distance
     from each other.

239.Growing a mustache is not enough, you also have to do the work.

240. Stop the concert - you are not a scarecrow.

241.Development engineers! You still need to develop yourself.

242. No toilets or outhouses.

243. It is interesting to talk to you when you are silent.

244. You will retain your rank from doing military work.

245. I ordered all the puddles to be placed on the parade ground so that the officers
     We didn’t urinate on the way home.

246. Put up a barrier or a smart major.

247. You stand here from corner to corner and are silent like a fish on ice.

248. If you don’t blow a drum, it won’t make any sense.

249. You need to look not with your eyes, but turn your chin.

250. Fewer pieces - easier to play.

251. And they sent as they came.

252. Communication should be both back and forth.

253. Comrade Major, are you not Captain Petin?

254. 15 minutes before the “Time” program, turn on and warm up
     TV.

255. Orderly! You have so much paper here that you can't even think about it.
     fits.

256.You will be filmed and filmed.

257.Comrade soldiers! Today on the doorfound in the nightstand
     naked woman. With the help of the squad, we tore it off and threw it into
     toilet Those who don’t believe can go and see for themselves.

258. I let you slip through my fingers all the time, but now if I
     If I catch someone for something, that will be the end of him.

259. I give you the floor to cut off.

260.Comrade cadet, what kind of bed linen do you have on your neck?
     sticks out?

261.Comrade cadet, get into formation!

262. First the orchestra finishes, and then everyone finishes.

263.Look into my eyes, how is your belt tightened?

264.You behave too much.

265.Empty the bedside tables. You will have living space there
     necessary.

266. Even a thief’s hat hurts his eyes.

267. Sergeant, why do you have loners during classes in crowds?
     are they wandering around the parade ground?

268.Who are you sleeping with, damn face? Bastard, at leastat least!

269. We have created all the conditions that need to be overcome in order
     become a real officer.

270. You make my hair stand on end.

271. - Are you the smartest?
     - Who, me?
     - Well, not me!

272.Why are your temples below your ears?

273. Here you are sitting here, and your sergeant is on the honor board
     torn off.

 To be continued...